Noisy Neighbours

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The guy that lives in the flat below me snores so loudly that I can't get to sleep. There's nothing quite as annoying as being prevented from sleeping by someone who is having no trouble in sleeping. I tried earplugs and having the radio on, but no joy, so I've had to swap my bedroom and living room.

They also like to have music on loud enough for them to hear it in the garden. I wouldn't mind if it was decent music but dinner jazz really is very, very vile.

They are all cunts.

Alfie (Alfie), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:44 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Erm, as to the asking, one-time asking is OK. Like, the first time they are too loud, speak to them and clearly establish what the parameters of your noise-tolerance are.

If you haven't asked AT ALL, yes, it's cuntist. If you've asked repeatedly and had them simply ignore your requests and/or repeat the noise instrusions, then DESTROY SHOWING EXTREME PREJUDICE.

kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:48 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

''Fight back ... with GUITAR FEEDBACK''

or squealing saxophones.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:54 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

No! No!!! Noooooo!!! There is no one in the world cuntist enough to deserve saxophones...

kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 18:03 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

kate I'm listening to borbetomagus now: that's feedback from a guitar player and two squealing saxophones.

its great it really is.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 November 2002 18:12 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

My next door neighbors used to be fine, but then they had a baby and they let it cry all of the time. It's like they just leave it there to cry.

As if that wasn't bad enough, then they moved in their entire extended family! I think there's probably 8-10 people in a two bedroom apartment. There's just talking and yelling in the hallway all hours of the day and night, people coming and going, etc. The worst part of all is last night, I could hear the little girl (about 10, not the baby) living there just screaming and crying for a disturbing period of time. I have no idea what's going on in there, all I know is that I'll be glad to be out of here when the lease is up in April.

Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 9 November 2002 18:12 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

saxophones = EVIL!!!

Yes, and me a Bauhaus fan and all.

Nicole, you don't live in Queens by any chance, do you? Cause those sound exactly like the wife-beating child-abusing cuntists that drove me from home in Astoria.

kate, Saturday, 9 November 2002 18:18 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

''saxophones = EVIL!!!''

hehe...we'll that's why i like 'em. the devil's music.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 November 2002 18:42 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I just remembered when we lived in a flat in Leicester. A big biker guy moved in downstairs, all dirty leather and long greasy hair and bikes. Soon after he asked us to the party he was having that saturday night. We anticipated Iron Maiden until the small hours with some trepidation. As it went, it was all over by about half ten, and I think the music I was playing (at what I called normal volume) was a good deal louder than theirs.

Also, I had always wondered until that period in my life who it was who collected those terrible plates with drawings of old cottages and puppies on (always by someone like 'Best Puppies On Plate Painter Nominee 1987'), that you see advertised in the Radio Times. The demographic turned out to be 28 year old 6'3" bikers. I hadn't guessed.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 9 November 2002 22:35 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Next time your neigbors are playing music too loud, get em back. Put on Earth 2 as loud as possible with the CD on repeat mode before you leave the house for a few days......

brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 9 November 2002 22:44 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Our neighbours were like thee arguing couple in "father Ted". They would be all nice & lovey-dovey in publick, but would have screaming rows @ 3am. I banged on the wall & called them mother fukcers more than once. They had this epic row, with doors slamming, pots smashing, screaming, stuff getting thrown, the whole works. They even went ouside for a while and shouted abuse at each other. When a neighbour tried to intervene, the man accused the neighbour ov fukcing his wife. it went on from just after midnight till four in the morning. Then they got started again at 7am. I banged on the wall with a big block ov wood, and called them selfish motherfukcers who deserved to die. Our little son was crying at the noise, it was awful. two weeks later they moved out, thank fukc, and relocated to a house about 12 doors down the street. We can't hear them anymore. I feel sorry for their new neighbours, but we're mostly releived that we don't have to listen to them anymore. sometimes Jill sees one or both of them out on the street, and they act all embarrased - refusing to meet her eye, crossing the road etc. Stupid, STUPID people. the person who moved in in their place is this single womyn who is very very quiet. Long may this continue.

N0RM4N PH4Y, Saturday, 9 November 2002 23:09 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

"I banged on the wall with a big block ov wood, and called them selfish motherfukcers who deserved to die."

This is, indeed, the best way of dealing with things. (no sarcasm) I hate these people.

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 10 November 2002 02:04 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

jel, do you think your neighbours might be chopping someone up in there?
zeeeeeeeeoooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr ( thats a drill / sawing sound btw )

donna (donna), Sunday, 10 November 2002 02:09 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Is there any just punishmenton God's Earth for flatmates who leave their alarm clock beeping all evening while they're out and their room is locked?

Graham (graham), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 11:45 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

A couple of weeks after I moved into my last flat my friend and I decided to have girlie night in, a bottle of wine, chocolate cake all-men-are-bastards type evening. About midnight all hell broke loose next door, banging, screaming, loads strange thumping noises - it then moved out into the close, there were crashing noises and shouting then suddenly dead quiet. We went to the front door in our night-shirts, put on the chain and peeked out to be confronted with a close covered in broken crockery and burning newspapers and the burred from next door advancing towards us at high speed shouting obscenities. Not the kind of welcome you need in your first flat you've ever lived alone in!
She got worse over the years, threatening physical violence against me for closing my front door too loudly (I think she just couldn't find anything else to complain about) emptying rubbish on my doorstep and pouring beer through my letter box. Weirdo freak, I held out for 5 years, her sort don't scare me, but I'm glad I'm gone and I'll never live in a close again!

Plinky (Plinky), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 12:02 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

burred = burd obv

Plinky (Plinky), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 12:04 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

three years pass...
my neighbour has been playing INCREDIBLY LOUD music from around 3 am to 5 am every wednesday and thursday morning for the past few weeks now. it's exacerbated by the fact that he only owns an elton john LP and Phyllis Nelson's "Move Closer" single.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:09 (twelve years ago) Permalink

the girl who moved into one of the units below ours has been banging up nails in the ceiling (???) for an hour and a half

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:19 (twelve years ago) Permalink

the guy down stairs from me plays the lead line from smoke on the water for about 2 hours a week and he gets one of the notes wrong. its so fucking frustraiting i just want to go over and show him.

howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:23 (twelve years ago) Permalink

seriously, do it.

jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:25 (twelve years ago) Permalink

jim, did you end up going to see The Cat Empire back in 2002?

ratty, Thursday, 22 December 2005 08:53 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i don't believe so! i've only been to the spiegeltent once. i saw architecture in helsinki.

jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 22 December 2005 09:05 (twelve years ago) Permalink

They took it down today! The speigeltent that is.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 December 2005 09:22 (twelve years ago) Permalink

really? shouldn't they be putting it up right about now?

jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 22 December 2005 09:35 (twelve years ago) Permalink

It's midnight, and suddenly I hear the muffled but unmistakable sound of the bassline to EMF's "Unbelievable" playing above my head. I hate you, upstairs neighbor! I hate the fact that you apparently don't have a job and never go to bed! How the fuck do you manage to get up and have your kids jumping on my ceiling at five o'clock every morning when I can still hear your TV blaring at one o'clock at night?! I hate your shitty taste in trance music and your fucking TV! I hate the fact that the "reasonable" compromise that we seem to have settled on after five months of cohabitation still leaves me wanting to go upstairs and throw your subwoofer and TV out your window and onto your fucking pickup truck with the fucking car alarm that it took you three months to figure out how to stop from going off every hour, morning, noon, and night! Gah, fuck! I hate the fact that my lease isn't up for another three months! I'm never living under another person's floor again!

Chris F. (servoret), Friday, 23 December 2005 06:26 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Oh, of course he sleeps. I forgot that I can hear him snoring if I stay up long enough. Damn this ceiling!

Chris F. (servoret), Friday, 23 December 2005 08:36 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Our neighbours kept me up 'til 6 AM last night playing the bloody awful Kaiser Chiefs and other random guitar crap as they came down off what must have been a big night o' pills.

I knocked on the door at 3:30 AM and politely asked them to turn it down, which they did...slightly. I know they were smashed and your volume judgement tends goes out the window, but that's not much comfort when you're tossing and turning at 5 AM. We've always tried to be super quiet if we come back late from a club, and that's always at weekends and not on a work night. (we're all 9-5 Mon-Fri types)

So - I just loved facing my last day of work on two hours of sleep. Not all of us have finished for the chrismas break...

But hey, they didn't get a lie in. My boyfriend buzzed their intercom on the way out to work, and I played a nice selection of party hip hop (Edan, Mos Def) before I left. I heard signs of life as I was leaving, ha!

elisabeth k, Friday, 23 December 2005 11:02 (twelve years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Godfucking downstairs neighbour's band playing over 3 hours now. what a day to have a hangover. "WWWOOOOO"

oh goody a drum solo noqw

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

hearing your neighbours peeing - classic/dud? I can't decide, there's a sense of comfort to it but there is also a sense of TMI.

sonderangerbot, Saturday, 11 October 2008 23:26 (nine years ago) Permalink

Can you hear plops from poopy

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Sunday, 12 October 2008 02:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

do tell

can you hear plops from HOOSy (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 12 October 2008 02:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

I fear the day will come yes

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 12 October 2008 02:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

argh i am tired of my neighbor's cat being in heat and constantly crying

lil yawne (harbl), Sunday, 12 October 2008 15:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

also how do i tell my other neighbor that his girlfriend is way too loud when they are having sex because it wakes me up at night. it's not like, normal sex noises (which i really don't care about) it's high pitched and loud and unnecessary, just for effect or something. aughchhh

lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 13 October 2008 10:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

i used to be able to hear my stinky old neighbour pissing and it truly repulsed me more than anything else about inhabiting a block of flats, even more than his unbearably loud sex noises with equally noisy lady-friends. And that's saying something. He's moved out now though (yay) and i can't hear anything my new neighbour does.

behind the times (gem), Monday, 13 October 2008 12:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

so a small group of kids has taken to throwing parties randomly in the house next to me. it's currently in the final stages of being renovated so, i'm assuming they're just sneaking in around midnight or so, setting up and cranking their music until 4am.

the first time was a friday night and i didn't get too bent out of shape about it.
they were at it again last night starting from about 1am and i was none too impressed. when i called the cops they mentioned there'd already been a bunch of complaints, yet no cops ever bothered showing up.

i managed to pass out on my couch (where it's quieter) around 3:30-45 or so. but i'm trying to formulate a game plan for what to do next time this happens.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

Leave.

From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

Oh sorry it's temporary.

Earplugs?

From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

each time there's been a car parked out front that belongs to someone in there - i assume whoever brings the system. i'm thinking something in between leaving a note and smashing in the windows might get the point across they are not welcome!

xpost... can't sleep with those things in. besides - the walls were literally shaking at one point last night!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

Why dont you find out who owns/is renovating the building and tell them shitty little squatter techno brats are partying in their house every night? Cops might be complacent but there's nothin more righteous than a yuppie property owner with paranoia about land values.

Trayce, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

it's happened twice in the last two weeks - so it's not like i can guarantee they'll be there doing their thing on any given day. and i'm assuming the workers must have figured out what's happening - or that something is happening.

i think maybe if they do it on a weekend again and i'm sitting around doing sfa i might just join them (the music was actually REM and Bloc Party and that sort of thing - no techno!), and possibly slash dude's tires on my way in.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

i know it's childish but tomorrow morning i fully intend to blast "subhuman" as loud as possible over the courtyard at these blog house listening, lycra fucking leggings wearing motherfuckers

michael jatas (r1o natsume), Saturday, 4 July 2009 01:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

<3

ian, Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

last night my roommates decided to have an impromptu cocktail party and i had to tell them to turn the fucking guided by voices down.

ian, Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

A lot of people, even musicians, don't realize that it's the bass that penetrates walls more than anything.

calstars, Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

Turn Up The TG, Pipe Down The Pollard

real men love cheeses (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 July 2009 17:26 (nine years ago) Permalink

I have a good relationship with my neighbours. I don't complain about his scary aggressive demented screaming which may involve domestic violence, and he doesn't complain about us playing techno at any time of day/night as loud as we want.

The neighbour above I've got to know and he has my number so I said if it's ever too loud just text me. He plays music quite loudly in the mornings which could be annoying but it doesn't really bother me.

Local Garda, Sunday, 5 July 2009 11:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

wish me luck. this could get violent

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 23:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

fuck ppl. tunes off for tonight at least.

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 23:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

worried that one of them has hurt the other? silent now after fairly intense buildup.

ikea going to do well out of it either way.

illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Monday, 20 September 2010 00:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

Its the water pump, goes for an hour (intermittently) after he showers. What a stupid fuckin device, imo, atm.

Can't/won't ask the lad not to shower in the mornin before work ffs, now what?

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 03:30 (four years ago) Permalink

Lol what got up conrads tits itt didnt notice til now

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 03:31 (four years ago) Permalink

earplugs?

Merdeyeux, Monday, 25 November 2013 03:43 (four years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

finished noise log will submit tomorrow morning I think. its a good piece imo but will see what suggestions the mgmt co have ito style, brevity etc.

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 03:07 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

moving in Saturday to a house with brick walls and nobody upstairs, will do well to not have an episode til then but I'm calm and accepting of what will come xxxxxx

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 23 February 2015 22:52 (three years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

important update I can't hear the neighbours anymore and the worlds a beautiful place

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 May 2015 00:40 (three years ago) Permalink

yay :)

and no more broken windows?

drash, Sunday, 31 May 2015 00:48 (three years ago) Permalink

nah not so far I'm kinda waiting for the other shoe to drop but for now I'm nearly happy by god

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 May 2015 00:54 (three years ago) Permalink

glad to hear it, 'nearly happy' is the most mortals can hope for

drash, Sunday, 31 May 2015 01:16 (three years ago) Permalink

(that sounds so depressing which is not what i intended)

drash, Sunday, 31 May 2015 01:25 (three years ago) Permalink

well I was gonna leave it at that cos tbh ive a fair chance of only kicking on from here and didnt wanna sound smug

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 May 2015 01:27 (three years ago) Permalink

<3

drash, Sunday, 31 May 2015 13:24 (three years ago) Permalink

Wanna show my appreciation for conrad itt

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Sunday, 31 May 2015 13:40 (three years ago) Permalink

I never get a read on that guy.

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 May 2015 15:34 (three years ago) Permalink

It took us an entire year to get our noisy neighbor thrown out, which is amazing, considering that he was a squatter.

Freeland Avenue (I M Losted), Sunday, 31 May 2015 16:51 (three years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Can you sue local government if they won't evict a squatter who is making your life hell? Shouldn't the county evict him if he doesn't belong on a vacant property? Can we sue the owner for aiding and abetting a nuisance?

Fake Sam's Club Membership (I M Losted), Saturday, 15 August 2015 19:32 (three years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Yelling outside now

"I don't wanna walk in the rain, Harry Fuckin Heroin!"
"I wanna cigarette!"
"You only care about yourself, fuck off and die!"

Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 5 May 2017 05:12 (one year ago) Permalink

nine months pass...

there is a particularly violent in-law, who when he visits my neighbours they manage to keep him outside the house. But the loud chatter always continues into the early hours - no matter how cold the outdoor conditions are. And they seem powerless to ban him, because he keeps returning and he is abysmal. I'm not a curtain twitching type, but my bedroom window is almost adjacent with their back door because of the hill our house was built on, and this show never seems to end:(

calzino, Monday, 12 February 2018 01:30 (seven months ago) Permalink

My neighbors aren't noisy but they leave a black and white pit mix outside 24/7 that can be. She's also started breaking out from the lack of attention into my backyard or into the front yards and tearing up my trash.

Talking to them has been pointless and it seemingly never happens when I can call animal control, so I've started just throwing the trash in their yard.

louise ck (milo z), Monday, 12 February 2018 01:43 (seven months ago) Permalink

five months pass...

moved again since, note taken thus far tonight:

night sun 29th July

door being slammed in what can only be described as intentionally violent manner such that sound carried loudly through to other apartments loudly enough to prevent any chance of sleep.

repeated at intervals of c.5 mins from approx 23.50 through 01.00

i can only surmise intentional and vexatious due to frequency, the regular intervals between and the violence of the slamming (you could literally hear the run-up on each occasion).

unsure whether they were seeking to aggravate or provoke an adjacent neighbour, ourselves or genuinely undergoing a traumatic personal event (no noise of conversation or of any other kind throughout period save for the doors, no signs of others in apt, etc)

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 30 July 2018 00:06 (one month ago) Permalink

like im not sleeping at this stage because i have an uneasy feeling this guy is out to murder someone tonight tbh

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 30 July 2018 00:07 (one month ago) Permalink

hmmm

that was a whole seven hours ago and conrad hasnt shown up to be a creepy cunt yet

can someone check on him

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 30 July 2018 06:01 (one month ago) Permalink

you got an non emergency police dmac

i would call them

definitely had domestic abuse cases in my building and yeah the non emergency sorted it out, was worried they would kill each other

baby bird (Ross), Monday, 30 July 2018 15:53 (one month ago) Permalink

thing is im sure he was alone

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 30 July 2018 16:37 (one month ago) Permalink


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