"Like an Elvis impersonator".
This isn't me making it up. This was actually said last night in the pub. I guess I need a haircut, then. And a sideburn trim.
Still, turning up my suit collar and going "uh-huh-huh" reduced a table of colleagues and former colleagues to mirth, so ... well, I do need a job ...
― grimly fiendish, Friday, 12 December 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link
neon snowsuit
― i am not an idle hunter-gatherer, i am a scientist (rrrobyn), Friday, December 12, 2008 5:39 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark
IS THIS TRUE, CONFIRM/DENY
― what is my attitude (gbx), Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
a friend of mine described my general look last night. "1960s german art student"
― burt_stanton, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Wes Anderson movie extra
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link
California pussy
― La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l’on n’a pas (Michael White), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
daringly colorful/obvliviously mis-matched??
― Are you there, God? It's Madonna, call me in Miami. (Stevie D), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link
It's 50 degrees out and I'm wearing a parka/cap/scarf. A passerby, talking on the phone to somewhere much colder (and wearing a sweatchirt, jeans and flip-flops) said into his cell phone, "Yeah, it's really nice out here but I think the locals find it cold."
― La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l’on n’a pas (Michael White), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahaha
― :::mee:::, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
basketball shorts, ironic t-shirt
― redmond, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
HIGHSCHOOL (me not you)
― :::mee:::, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i packed last minute
― delicate mouse tune, crash of cat chords (Lamp), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
ditto
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
hungover coffee-stained fucktard
― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
apparently like ne-yo
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
"late for dentist appointment"
― "made smashable" (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
david sylvian smokes weed
― rio (r1o natsume), Saturday, 27 December 2008 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
too depressed to dress
― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 07:18 (fifteen years ago) link
exchange student's german dad
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link
scarf indoors it's cold
― snoball, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 13:11 (fifteen years ago) link
cashmere sweater tennis bracelet <3
― choomette (sunny successor), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
double double denim denim
― landfill spectre (wanko ergo sum), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link
blerg
― ❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Still in dressing gown
― Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link
curry stained jumper sleeves
― snoball, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I look hot btw
― a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not sure what was up with my look Monday, maybe it's out of style, but I got a few smirks on the L train. I was wearing a fitted red flannel shirt, some blue narrow leg jeans, an old army-style jacket, and really disgusting beat up Vans lowtops. Is this egregious or something?
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link
four words dude
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link
mobile tenement building
standby cardigan and jeans
― gangsa paradise (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Mary Tyler Moore Show
― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
aw
― gangsa paradise (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Bale's anger management therapist
― snoball, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Boring rumpled gray suit
― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Needing a haircut. Desperately.
― Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link
secretly contemptuous law student
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Henry Rollins' Hispanic Cousin
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Running the clock out
― the maximum value that ZS obtains given its constraint is 8 (Z S), Thursday, 5 February 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link
geek
― Surmounter, Thursday, 5 February 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link
from
― Surmounter, Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
dapper hipster. or, dipster.
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
there, four words. fuck you.
dapper hipster!?
cool
― Surmounter, Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
stunning stanton, or, stuntin
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link
stunning stanton is what the ladies of ILX call me.
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh yeah, reminds me of a cryptic graffito that was scribbled over my dorm bed in college. "cliff - simply the best."
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
gap but worse
― JAM, DWANGELA, RELLY! (sunny successor), Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
old navy then
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
pretty much
― JAM, DWANGELA, RELLY! (sunny successor), Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i have to say, sometimes old navy trumps gap (for guys at least)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link