I just read that APB is actually coming back.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
I just remembered that I completely forgot to send forks my write-up about why Epic Mickey was my Disappointment of the Year:
I disliked that the story was so heavily managed, like that you couldn't travel through/to various worlds at will and once you left certain parts of the game you couldn't ever go back to them. It was really the most closed-off 3D platformer I've ever played.
Also, the collectibles are the most pointless I've ever seen in a platformer and that includes Donkey Kong 64 with its 500-bananas-per-level ridiculousness. And then after you finish Epic Mickey, it essentially erases all the work you've done and makes you start again from scratch, so you can't even marvel at all the useless collectibles you've accumulated. I also changed my mind about the camera. It is pretty annoying as the game progresses.
Anyway, judging from the interviews and previews I had read before playing the game, I had really hoped that Epic Mickey would be a super creative celebration of old/forgotten Disney characters and art (say what you want about modern Disney as a horrible creepy corporate mastercompany but there was a time when they did interesting stuff with animation). Instead it was just sort of cartoony colourful 3D stuff that only felt Disneyesque because of the characters (who were very repetitive, which made quests difficult); the settings could've been from any children's game. The 2D sections were the only parts that I thought were interesting and creative wrt old Disney canon, and unfortunately they comprised only a small part of the game.
Sorry for the tldr here, rant over. Everyone can now go back to keeping it posi abt video games in the 2010.
― salsa shark, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think you need to defend your love for Disney. They still make great flicks!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link
FAIR WARNING: if you have a pulse, you will hate the first hour or so of this game, no question
ha this happened to me, rented this and played the first couple of hours, but just couldn't summon the willpower to go on. see also : Alpha Protocol, Alan Wake.
― zappi, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
deadly premonition was the game that started off as a VERY blatant twin peaks clone, right?
― original bgm, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
found the original trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbbhwO7pRHA
so, yes.
― original bgm, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
whoa the videos of 2 japanese schmups up there remind me why i both have tremendous respect for u dudes twitch reactions and why i also think ur all crazy
― blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
see i cant even spell shmups right, i obv have no business attempting to play them
― blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
im also glad that the video for deadly premonition up there gives everyone a sampling of the soundtrack built almost entirely on repetetive tuneless whistling
― blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
kind of curious how somewhere during development a game went from being a noir-investigative-horror-murder thing to…strawberry turkey sandwiches and rhyming wheelchair-pushers
― T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Thursday, 12 May 2011 07:00 (twelve years ago) link
looking over the list so far im p sure that at least one person voted for every single one of my pix, for the first time.
― Lamp, Saturday, 14 May 2011 06:24 (twelve years ago) link
Same here! Maye we voted for the same stuff :|
― Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Saturday, 14 May 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
Hey dudes, I am embarrassed to say that I messed this thing up from the beginning. I thought forks had finished the #66s so I started with #64. I'll do the other three #66s here. Before I move on to the next list.
OOOPS
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link
#66: Digital: A Love Story – PC – 15 pts – 2 votesOfficial Game Site
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/8/87209/1672835-box_digital_super.png
Mordy: Digital is superficially a love story. It's really about that feeling you get at 2 in the morning when insomnia has you surfing the internet checking out forums and pages you haven't been to in years. I can't remember the last time I connected to a BBS, but when I played Digital all those memories came flooding back. Downloading warez with my 56 kpbs (and less!) modem, listening to that satisfying dialing noise, playing MajorMOO and chatting strangers on bulletin boards. More interactive fiction than game, but one of the most moving things I've played (or interacted with) all year.
http://blog.hep-cat.de/pics/Digital_A_Love_Story_library.png
Nhex: The gameplay is bad and gets worse the further you get into it - fortunately it's only about an hour long, and well worth it if you have any memories of dialing into BBSs. I think RPS's take on it was pretty OTM:
RPS review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzPDXTP2QyI
http://www.commentsbling.com/graphic/cat/love/digital-love-myspace-graphics.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3SkgokbK7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVP7N9_Q6hs
― polyphonic, Thursday, 19 May 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
Good job dude.
― it is sad but their is so much beauty (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
#66: Gran Turismo 5 – PS3 – 15 pts – 2 votesOfficial Game Site
http://www.gamemanx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gran-turismo-5.jpg
Adam: the oddness of GT is a large part of its charm. completely bonkers menu design, the downtempo smooth jazz aesthetic, the baroque installation mechanics--at this point, like 12 years or whatever after the first GT, this shit is soothing.
http://www.windingdown.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gt5-prologue-ss.jpg
Jeff LeVine: For me, the variety of content is the best thing about the game, but sometimes it's a weakness as certain areas seem to lack focus (rally in particular feels like shit to me). Online is undercooked and a mess... and that you don't get credits or experiences for online races is absurd (they claim it will be patched in at some point, I guess). Also the cars I'd most like to drive are too fucking expensive - I mean 14,000,000 credits expensive - THE GRIND. I don't want to lecture from the mountain tops, but if you're only going to turn off one assist, PLEASE turn off the racing line... you will find the driving much more fun the less crutches you use, but that one is the worst & totally ruins immersion in racing games, imo. Even with all the assists off, the fact that you can't turn off the HUD is also still a HUGE assist as you don't have to really learn the tracks or even braking points as there is no way to stop the game from telling you when to brake or downshift with a giant red flashing number. Also always having the map on screen should more than make up for no driving line even if you don't take any time to learn the track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2uQ2ayvvWY
if: Having not played a Gran Turismo since Gran Turismo 2 on the PS1, this certainly benefitted from a massive hit of nostalgia as the realisation hit of how much the familiar old tracks were still imprinted on my mind. The driving and range of features are more awesome than ever too though and eventually you even start to filter out the loading times and Byzantine menu structure. Racing around a virtual central London getting distracted by spotting familiar Chinese restaurants is also a great experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oRe7j9xHPg
Tracer Hand: can i just say again how much i love this game?? like, <3 <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HnaPkPXyPM
Eurogamer
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 May 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
this is exactly the kind of game i would rent if i rented games. i would love to have a go but there is no way i ever buy this until i see it for $5.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
#66: Shatter – PC – 15 pts – 2 votesOfficial Game Site
http://www.aeon.net.nz/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Shatter_Title.jpg
Nhex: Hadn't heard of this game at all until it went on sale during the Steam summer sale. Yeah, it's another indie PC Arkanoid clone among millions to come over the last twenty years - but it's just really fun. Sometimes the presentation can just win you over in games like this, which should be another generic clone, but the graphics were pleasing and the music just completely put it in another tier. I'll say it again: the soundtrack rules. http://sidhe.bandcamp.com/album/shatter-official-videogame-soundtrack
http://www.pcgamersworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Shatter-ps3-screenshot.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwx2czYmlT0
Will M: I love brick-breakers and since I got rid of my Blackberry this is what I've got. And the music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLB2hdCbJek
Hamildan: Shatter is quite an addictive game....With trophies and a cosmic soundtrack you cant go wrong
Destructoid
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
this is exactly the kind of game i would rent if i rented games.
Yeah, I got it off Gamefly. But I think I'm going to buy it in a year or two once it drops in price a bit. Definitely a great game to have in your library.
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
Overall, Gran Turismo 5 took more than five years to complete, with a total cost estimated at approximately $80 million, making it the second most expensive game in history to developed, just behind Grand Theft Auto IV.[31]
― nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
#66: The Misadventures of PB Winterbottom – PC/360 – 15 pts – 2 votesOfficial Game Site
http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/164708-review-the-misadventures-of-p-b-winterbottom/004-620x.jpg
Salsa Shark: Great soundtrack, great concept, great mix of difficult and easy puzzles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Triirdqmevo
if: Ok so it is pretty much a less divisive, less ambitious Braid, but that game actually did comparatively little to explore some of the fantastic time reversing mechanics that it had come up with, and there was definitely space for someone to do this good a job of doing so.
http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/06/24/62444_orig.jpg
abanana: hey guys don't buy p.b. winterbottom it is a bad game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEW6o5egk5Y
1up review
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
i stand by my quote. it is poorly programmed too.
― nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
Are you guys ready for the next part?
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
Grind baby grind. how much did you finish over the weekend?
― crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
Nothing, man. I do all of these a la carte.
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, I think I meant "to order". haha
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 May 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
they're delicious regardless.
― crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
for some reason wordpress is being assy about which YT videos it chooses to embed rn
― you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Monday, 23 May 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link