should i shave my balls?

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you're here
there's nothing to fear
and i know that i should shave my balls?

it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

no idea why this is bookmarked

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:34 AM (21 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you meant to click "Suggest Ban"

I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

you are defying the primal order of Nature

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really see any point in doing this. Trim the long pubes with a shaver (Schick Quattro Titanium Trimmer ftw), shave base of cock and you're golden. Leave the balls alone unless it gets ridiculously overgrown.

AaronHz, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

Should I shave my balls?
Does she dare shave her peach?
I shall wear my trousers rolled and walk upon the beach.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

The ball hair always goes away. Likewise with the base of the penis, like Lee626 said. I try to keep a nice line.

Pubes are trickier though. It takes trial and error to find what length works best for you, because it's a fine line between two very different extremes. On the positive side of this line, it's all about "Hey, nice, well-groomed, attention has been paid to this thatch, and it does make it look a little bigger, at least if you're feeling confident." But don't ever shave it all bare*, or you enter the territory of "Creepy, pre-pubescent, always makes it look smaller, and possibly a bit sad, depending on how charitable your partner is feeling."

*Note: This does not apply if you happen to have a giant cock. If that's the case, do whatever you want.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

oops sorry I never know what board I am posting on unless tuomas and kenans are talking about shaving cockshafts

― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, July 9, 2010 9:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark

gr8080, Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

The basic rule for all shaving is to trim before you shave if you have more than stubble, or you're going to miss a lot of hairs and blunt the blade.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 13 May 2011 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

Many people use a Seconda as a cock ring.

I read this as "Many people use an anaconda as a cock ring."

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 13 May 2011 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

I wish this thread were called "should i even shave my balls."

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Saturday, 14 May 2011 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

"should kenan shave my balls" morelike

mookieproof, Saturday, 14 May 2011 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

*clicks the nonexistent 'like' button on the post above*

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 15 May 2011 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

I have to say, in any self-respecting top ten list of ilx thread titles, this one's gotta be in the top 5

nine years pass...

Haven't done this in a while for the first time in nearly 20 years? Not an aesthetic choice, just pure covid laziness. It feels like I'm smuggling a cactus in my drawers. Prickly interregnum, indeed.

peace, man, Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:56 (two years ago) link

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