Misdirected emails

Subject: boat

and then just these two pictures

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hmmm

I seek for some kind of ‘spiritual brother’. I look him among professionals who are in
the habit to think about mankind and all times. Then we could fulfil some important job.
What is the job?
I try to conciliate religions. What is the more important job now? Let work together.
Some kind of ‘complete religion’ could be fit for this aim if it would be based on
well-founded logical thoughts. So, I created a dictionary of such short logical thoughts
(about 14 000) and translated them to English. Now I need cool English for them.
Take part to work with this peaceable idea. Write about your percentage for this job. As
for me I estimate your work as percentage of translator or some more. Then I’ll send an
instruction and example.  As for me, it’s very important point that you would have
inspiration immediately and answer me.
P.S. Who am I? I was a mathematician. Also I am etymologist. My manuscript ‘The first
words of ancient men (Indo-European)’ (by Russian) is at my site www   
kniga-record.narod.ru
Alex Shashcov.  My e-mail:   kniga-rec✧✧✧@m✧✧✧.r✧

Hitting lessons

I am a local resident in asheville and am interested in batting and fielding lessons for my son. Can you tell me more. Do you have a field you like to work at . When are you available? How much per hour?

Hi,

We wish we could be there for your wedding, but that would be difficult.

I did see your note on facebook, but I only look there a few times a week, so I may not be up to date on some things.

Are you staying at your place? And by the way, can I have your address?

The fact that I know where you live, does not help when I cannot go there!

We have been busy, trying to find and activate people. There are about 300 family units that no one knows; we are working with about 80 of those. Some, we have tried, but have not yet made contact, and others are coming back to church after many years on not attending. We hope to start sending emails to all about things we have been able to do.

Love,

Dad and Pat

Hello Sean



This is my first EMail and I hope it arrives safely.

:-(

Top marks if that's spam

I am out golfing the other day and they come give me a box of balls. Thanks
and did you know I loose a lot of them? Mikeeeee

Thank you for registering with InvestSMART.

Your login details are as follows:
Login Name Trayce@SOME OTHER DOMAIN ALTOGETHER NOT MINE
Password jjarmmcfj (please note : passwords are case-sensitive)

[sensitive financial blurb and document attached]

Holy flerking schnit. This is pretty bad. Some silly person has set up a banking/financial login with their email address, cc'ed to mine (?) and it sends a password in clear text!?

After carefully checking it wasnt just phishing I reply-all'ed with CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS.

Geesh people.

Subject: 12 weeks
Message:

Someone seems to think my Gmail address is theirs and sent about 10 appointment invitations e.g. job interviews to my calendar. Wonder if he'd notice and feel suitably embarrassed if I accept and my name appears in the other two calendars he's copied in as an attendee. Probably not if he hasn't noticed the address is wrong by now.

(we both have an unusual surname so I should probably just send a polite email in case he is related, ho hum)

Think I can make a hat and beard like this? I'd rather just go buy a blue dress somewhere that I'll actually wear again rather than buying this whole costume.

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Subject: fat turds

Hey bro just wanted to send you an email on my Siri assistant to let you know that you really rock hard man.

Subject: HI

Hi (name),
It was such a delight to talk with you today and making this monumental connection together! I will look forward to more conversations in the future and meeting you at the right time.

The only (name) I found on Facebook was certainly not you. Did I get it your user name right ?

I hope you have a wonderful week!

Smiles,
Suzie

Awww... monumental connection

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

ATTN:Beneficiary,

Your Long overdue Payment.

I saw your email ( in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid contractors,inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa,Europe, Asia Plus Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF NEW YORK, USA.
Your email appeared among the beneficiaries, who will receive a part-payment of your contractual sum and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund. However, we received an email from one Mr. Virgle Lee Samples who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport, we want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Please in confirmation that you are still alive, you are advised to reconfirm the below listed information to enable us facilitate an immediate payment for you.
1 Your full names
2 Your present contact address.
3 Your telephone & Fax numbers.
4 Your Occupations/age/sex.
5 Your Private Email Address.
6 Home Equity (Yes or No)

Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund) for failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue.
Thanks,
Mr.Rodrigo De Rato

I've recently gotten a lot of google calendar appts as well, which disturbs me, is it a new form of spamming, rather than genuine mistypes? I thought my calendar was hidden, but maybe not.

Also still get the occasional photo sent without comment.

Dear purchasing manager,

Glad to hear that you're on the market for toilet seat moulds and sanitary ware products.

This is David from Xiamen Qiqiangsheng Moulds Co., Ltd. in China. We are an ISO 9001 certified molding & injection factory, specialized in manufacturing Sanitary ware Moulds & Toilet seat cover mould , compression moulds and injection sanitary products, with the customers of KOHLER, TOTO, Roca, etc., and hope to cooperate with you!

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks & best regards,

David Liao
Xiamen Qiqiangsheng Moulds Co., Ltd.

Dear Mr. ...,

I would like to meet with you to discuss my son .... As you know, ... is failing all of his classes, and I am very concerned about him. I think we have really tried to encourage him along the way, however, there has been little effort on his behalf to work hard to pass his classes. I do believe that .. has it in him to do the work and I would like to meet with you, and his teachers to discuss ways we could all reach out to him in a positive way so that we could let him know that we want to see him succeed.
I have cc ...'s dad and I think his participation in this would greatly help. I have seen ... do better when Mr. ... is active in his daily school life. So with that said please include him in the email's, calls and written correspondence from the school regarding ... His email address is in this correspondence. I look forward to hearing from you on a date and time for us all to meet. I am available Mon-Friday, I would prefer the afternoon hours but I am available in the morning at 8am. I am not available on Thursday afternoons. The schools are closed Feb. 20, if that is a working day for the staff, that might be a great opportunity.


Sincerely,

Hi ****

I’ve taken over from ***** ****** on Dragons’ Den. I’ve been talking to **** * about me taking over payment for everyone, rather than you all going through **** as previously.
Hopefully this is ok with you.
I can’t find you on the system but that doesn’t mean you aren’t on there! Could you let me know if you have a vendor number?
Can you also let me know your rate for 10 hours, and your overtime rate? There will be days when we will work over the 10 hours and I hope to be able to let you know these in advance.
We can’t pay any travel days I’m afraid as the budget just isn’t there. I’m not sure how you’ll be getting here but we can book you a train ticket (standard return) or pay mileage at 0.25p per mile and your overnights at the Holiday Inn which is next door to the studios.
Details to follow.

When you have a moment please can you let me know your vendor details (if you have one) and how you are going to get here and your rates please.

Many thanks and please give me a call if you have any questions,

*******

Dear Fellow Members,

****** ***** from Liverpool has asked me to pass on the following ........... if you do "smash & stab" or any impalement effects then this may be for you ............... go to his website and have a look at what can happen if you get it wrong, and what to do about it!

Kind regards,

***

-----Original Message-----
magicians safety

Message:
Its ******* ***** secretary of the ********* Magic Circle i have developed a trick called the Safety Net ... it stops magicians getting hurt if they get the Smash & Stab or Spike trick wrong or any impailed trick for that matter ... i would appreciate it if you could pass this link on to your members.

Many thanks .... ******

Beste,

U staat op de reservatielijst van onthaalouder Virginie Sicz voor uw kindje vanaf april 2012 voor 4dagen.
Wij hebben de bezetting van Virginie nogmaal bekenen en zou het mogelijk zijn dat de opvang start eind april ipv 16/4/12 aangezien er een kindje weggaat eind april en zij anders in overbezetting zou gaan?
Zou uw kindje volledige dagen komen in de opvang? Zoekt u nog opvang voor woensdag?

Met vriendelijke groeten

Melissa Vanhaelen
Verantwoordelijke Kinderopvang

Hoogveld 1 (zaal Hilaria) 1501 Buizingen
070/24 60 41

I get a lot of emails from Belgium addressed to this woman who has a very long last name that contains my last name and first initial. <shrug>

Just posting this here so I have a trail to follow to find this thread. Irrational hatred of people who have the same name as you

Hi Matt
sorry for delay in replying, been away on holiday just got back,
are you still interested in soul band, we are having extreme difficulties with our singer and need a replacement urgently, we have 30+ gigs lined up and need someone who can learn our set list and dive straight in to gigging,
if you are still interested let me have you telephone number or call me on 0.... asap and we can have a chat
cheers Garf

I just heard someone randomly singing that neyo & pitbull song and it made me think of you all. I hope you guys are having a wonderful adventure-filled summer!!

BAKER, 1LT TREVARES

Dear 1LT TREVARES BAKER,

Thank you for your interest in SAND DOLLAR INN.

We are pleased to confirm your reservation with the following details:

Conf No. :
Arrival :08/05/2012
Departure :08/06/2012
No. of Adults :1
No. of Children :0
Rate :$39.00

sup trevares

That's 1st Lt. to you.

today's catch: domino's pizza employee handbook + dispute resolution/injury benefit guide

last week I got a number of pictures of some woman who looked like she was taking self-pics for a dating site

about 10 sign-up/reminder emails from gaming websites for an account that has "cheeseman" in the username

oil change coupons for some auto shop in quebec

Do not accept $50 or $100 bills; unless the change from the order is less than $20. If this is not the case, you can accept a check or approved credit card. The customer will have to contact the store for verification on these options. IF NEITHER OPTION IS VIABLE, LEAVE THE PIZZA WITH THE CUSTOMER. USE THE BOXTOP OR TICKET ON THE BOX TO CREATE AN I.O.U., INDICATING THE AMOUNT OWED. ASK THE CUSTOMER TO CALL THE STORE WHEN THEY GET CHANGE FOR THE $50 OR $100 BILL. WE WILL GO BACK TO COLLECT PAYMENT OR THE CUSTOMER CAN BRING THE MONEY TO OUR
LOCATION.

...

• Do not enter any other pizza establishment in [Domino's] Gear, unless you are making a delivery,

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Too bad Domino's pizza is so disgusting because I think I could manage to get at least six free pizzas using that method before they caught on to me.

my thoughts exactly

post it jordan!!

yes

what, the whole thing? those are pretty much the highlights. email me and i'll forward it though.

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
If you could pick any girl to shift in kk who would it be and why

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
You're a prick.

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
You just are. I've always thoought you were and now I think you are even more.

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i just got a misdirected text

Ayeyeeee!! :D this melody.
(:

received today for alternate t*m w*sts:

--form email regarding 'under armour' athletic protection
--request to sign a petition to be delivered to Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State

Stop embarrassing our state and dismiss the challenge that Barack Obama is not a United States citizen. Support his right to be on the November ballot for the office of President of the United States.

Some lady called Sherri Rothenburg keeps inviting me to shit:

SHERI ROTENBERG AND ELAINE WOLF invites you to
What: A JEWELRY TRUNK SHOW
Where: BLOOMFIELD HILLS
When: 09.19.12 @ 3pm

AN ADDED BONUS....MARCIA FENTONS SKIN HANDBAGS WILL BE AVAILABLE

Um... I dont think i want handbags made from Marcia Fenton's skin, thanks all the same lady.

I also got sent a recipe for a beet salad and keep being sent Google calendar invites for various jewish and xian church functions.

Marcia Fentons skin handbags... what kind of monsters are these?

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Has this dude not figured out yet that he never gets any mail at his gmail account or that his login doesn't work? I am constantly getting these "Congratulations! Here is your registration code!" things.

Also, what kind of presents do you buy someone for Tony Robbins Day?

teeth

Dear S4brina Harper,

During our monthly customer records update we noticed that you may have missed some of the recommended maintenance specific to your vehicle. Our experience has shown that routine maintenance can help prevent future costly repairs.

Ha, is s@brin@ your middle name?