Matt Preston between 2 slices of sourdough toast with some avocado.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Thursday, 5 May 2011 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Need to fillet it, you don't want any bones or cravat in your dish.
― Wall Come Tumblr Down (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 May 2011 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link
planking
― staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Monday, 16 May 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
i.e. the new "lying down" craze
i can get behind lying down, the weird locations less so
― imagine arse (electricsound), Monday, 16 May 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
emmanen's wipey was doing photo plank pranks feels like... six years ago?, anyone know how/why it's "taken off" now? I don't facebook so not sure how it memed up
also lol at sad cop blaming lying down immobile for causing reckless death of a drunk idiot
― "I like to wear tops that show my cleavage and show off my ladies," (sic), Monday, 16 May 2011 05:54 (twelve years ago) link
I facebook heavily and I had never ever heard of this shit til 24 hours ago. Appartently it was just one tiny Bris group on FB but the cops did a stupid press release making it out to be a dangerous craze when it wasnt. And then this all happend.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Monday, 16 May 2011 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
nah, I'd heard about it being an international facebook thing last week. Kerry-Anne wouldn't be doing it if it was some tiny Brisbane thing.
― "I like to wear tops that show my cleavage and show off my ladies," (sic), Monday, 16 May 2011 06:23 (twelve years ago) link
Thats what had me baffled.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Monday, 16 May 2011 06:33 (twelve years ago) link
Planking >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsVcMqgQdJo
― Radio XL1 (S-), Monday, 16 May 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
Keep up the work. Laying down very still could be the next worldwide phenomenon.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50497_114241906306_7260475_n.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 16 May 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
Millionaires who do something are being savaged by aggressive cunts who do nothing
― Horsebortion Horror (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 29 May 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
libs dissention
― swagenda (electricsound), Sunday, 29 May 2011 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
The carbon tax whining's got a bit odd. "oh millionares like cate who can afford to pay this tax" uhhh... they arent taxing US, theyre taxing BIG POLLUTING COMPANIES.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Monday, 30 May 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
ffs Trayce, what place do facts have in this scandal
― Horsebortion Horror (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 May 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
I know, I'm sorry, what the hell was I thinking ;_;
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Monday, 30 May 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link
The second you start banging on about "facts" you are effectively cutting murdoch out of the debate
― Horsebortion Horror (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 May 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
masterchef 'WA week' - p. intense challenge imo
― hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Monday, 30 May 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
speaking of murdoch
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
"how's ur fish n chips? that fish batter looks fantastic"
"the fish is frozen"
― hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Monday, 30 May 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
xp on that
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/books/l-is-for-leftwing-sesame-street-accused-of-running-liberal-agenda-20110530-1fbl6.html
Much-loved children's television show Sesame Street and hit sitcoms Friends and Happy Days are being used to promote secret left wing messages, according to a new book.Conservative columnist and author has Ben Shapiro accused television executives and writers of pushing a liberal agenda in several high profile American television entertainment shows.His book Primetime Propaganda will show how the "most powerful medium of mass communication in human history became a vehicle for spreading the radical agenda of the left side of the political spectrum," according to the publishers HarperCollins.
Conservative columnist and author has Ben Shapiro accused television executives and writers of pushing a liberal agenda in several high profile American television entertainment shows.
His book Primetime Propaganda will show how the "most powerful medium of mass communication in human history became a vehicle for spreading the radical agenda of the left side of the political spectrum," according to the publishers HarperCollins.
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
Learning ones alphabet and that people are diverse and everybody sleeps and how to count.
Gosh how radical.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Monday, 30 May 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link
"learning" is clearly a communist concept, given the number of right-wingers who are uneducated
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link
- The Telegraph, London
australian zeitgeist nuggets or gtfo, imo
― hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
Caton's recently bankrupt, isn't he?
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link
Hmm maybe not, thought that was part of him making noise about suing Adam Sandler for doing a non-gay gay-marriage comedy but maybe he was just saying he’d made nothing off it
Anyway, doubt dude would even have a million in property, let alone be "a millionaire"
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
Blanchett is the one copping all the heat so, also Rowena Wallace is bankrupt iirc
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
I was listening to lefty trendy young person's radio where they only said that Blanchett & Caton had signed a letter and Tony Windsor (bless him) was saying $10 was bullshit low, so
Melbourne seems to have a faster turnaround on tory outrage generally though
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
one major donor to 'say yes' campaign is rupe's sister. murdoch family crisis!
― hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Monday, 30 May 2011 04:02 (twelve years ago) link
brilliant
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link
OK, looks like our 4ud13nc3 are capabable of working up a froth too:
Who the hell does C___ B_______ think she is, go back to America where she belongs, don't come here tell us about carbon tax, (etc etc)
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
aaaaahahahahaha
also this: http://www.theage.com.au/environment/climate-change/i-was-gutless-over-climate-ads-dick-smith-20110530-1fbwk.html
Entrepreneur Dick Smith says he was too "gutless" to feature in an advertising campaign supporting a carbon tax because he was afraid he would be criticised by Rupert Murdoch's newspapers.Mr Smith said he was asked to appear in the television ads alongside Oscar winning actor Cate Blanchett, but declined."I didn't appear on it because I knew that I would be a front page of lies in the Rupert Murdoch press here," he said in Sydney today.
Mr Smith said he was asked to appear in the television ads alongside Oscar winning actor Cate Blanchett, but declined.
"I didn't appear on it because I knew that I would be a front page of lies in the Rupert Murdoch press here," he said in Sydney today.
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
So he was too gutless to support it but then went to the press saying he supports it anyway? o_0
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Monday, 30 May 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link
oh and just 100% coincidentally he is launching his new book today
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
Channel 7 news trail:UP NEXTWe doorstep Danni Minogue's boyfriend and ask him if he was lying this morning when he said they've not broken upTHENBlurry video footage - BIGFOOT SPOTTED
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 08:20 (twelve years ago) link
Channel 9 news trail:UP NEXTWe play that YouTube video of the kid racing the otter at the zoo! (With a blurry mirror effect on the sides to make it look 16:9 not 4:3.)
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 08:22 (twelve years ago) link
Today Tonight now showing interview footage taken from Lateline website with TT logo over the Lateline one, and EXCLUSIVE banner in the top left
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link
LOL seriously!? Geez thats ballsy.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Monday, 30 May 2011 10:11 (twelve years ago) link
Do you watch that tat cos you have to, or are you masochistic?
This is all spotted at the gym without sound, while listening to DJ mixes on my phone
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 10:33 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, didn't TT just recently claim the moral high ground when ACA did EXACTLY THE SAME THING to them? What, five weeks ago?
― Horsebortion Horror (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 May 2011 10:36 (twelve years ago) link
(With a blurry mirror effect on the sides to make it look 16:9 not 4:3.)
lol, fukkn love when they do this
― hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Monday, 30 May 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link
Bob Brown looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
oh noes we can't swear anymore @#*&^%$%
― private parts & labia (electricsound), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link
good to see ted's focusing on the things that matter
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
ostrich eggs
― hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
The swearing one is hilaro cos that law's always been there, they're just changing it from court charge to fine. Just gives idiot cops another reason to slap someone they dont like cos they smell funny. Never mind it being ok when a cop says "get on the fucking ground" or something.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
Today Tonight today:"ATM'S RAIDED"
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 08:40 (twelve years ago) link
"COME OUT WITH YOUR HA oh it's empty"
― Horsebortion Horror (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 08:41 (twelve years ago) link
Outsourcing the graphics dept to a greengrocers' coalition obv
― the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 08:41 (twelve years ago) link