Alex Jones

i still lol at his 7/7 conspiracy, which was that blair did it in order to win the election that had taken place two months earlier.

loll

this went up last nite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpBPVkpmoeg

i know bitching about your stupid, annoying, facebook friends is nagl but its really making me so bummed how i'm seeing people posting it all "yup-- knew this whole thing sounded fishy"

Debunking their conspiracies wouldn't actually convince those who believe them, but it might lessen their spread.

thats something, at least.

what do you say, kingfish? we can start on this thread.

*subscribes*

One of the best rants yet... Bilderbergers take DMT to make contact with the hyperdimensional elves who have overseen the construction of Large Hadron Collider. The LHC will then open an interdimensional vortex so the elves can enter our space-time dimension and then, well, kill everyone presumably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVpm-NRbnB4

the use of the Louis Wain asylum-era cat drawings to represent the DMT elves is careless and cavalier, and show nothing but a blatant disregard for the facts

that rant is incredible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxt_bEDdTTc

AWESOME.

AWESOME.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, August 4, 2011 11:18 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

Haha

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/01/07/alex_jones_vs_piers_morgan_1776_will_commence_against_if_you_try_to_take_our_firearms.html

I recently read "THEM" by Jon Ronson and Jones came over as even more of a paranoid crank than I'd already inferred him to be, jeez. The chapter where they broke into the Bohemian Grove was hilarious and pathetic (for his reactions, not Ronsons).

^^^this is crucial reading for anyone who finds Jones hilarious/fascinating, I only really knew him as the Bill Hicks-y conspiracy guy who was friends with Charlie Sheen but his craziness goes so much deeper than that

It was so good. Ronson "theyre OWLS. Its an oldschool thing". Jones: "OMG SATAN SATAN SATAN".

Someone upthread mentioned Linklater as well, and he had a bit in "Waking Life" where he was a ranty guy with a megaphone in an open top car. Never knew who he was when I saw it. Need to watch it again now knowing that.

Also shows up as a shouty guy in A Scanner Darkly

dunno, i felt in "them" he seemed obviously a bit of a wackjob, but nowhere near, not even close, to the screaming fanatic in the piers video.

That was amazing. Jones throws these balls of cutting crazy and Morgan responds with the most insipid gun-violence factoids. It's like playing rope-a-dope, except, when your opponent finally tires of punching you, you fart.

The account of the interview on Infowars is a must-read:

http://www.infowars.com/alex-jones-blasts-out-with-justified-outrage-at-piers-morgan-and-other-traitors-to-human-freedom/

I understand that Alex Jones is a polarizing figure. But so was Samuel Adams. So was Thomas Jefferson. So was George Washington. They stood up to tyranny and shouted down British oppression in much the same way that Alex Jones did last night on CNN.

Uncanny similarities.

lol I just watched the Piers Morgan thing. You have to be a real asshole to make Piers Morgan look good imo

i like how the top comment on all his youtube videos is "dude eat a cough drop"

I recently read "THEM" by Jon Ronson and Jones came over as even more of a paranoid crank than I'd already inferred him to be, jeez. The chapter where they broke into the Bohemian Grove was hilarious and pathetic (for his reactions, not Ronsons).

Here is a review of that book on Amazon:

"Jon Ronson makes an attempt to get you "sympethetic" about so-called extremists, that they're just trapped in their own minds, when he really has no evidence that they're wrong in their theories. He tries to get us to see the ridiculosness of David Ickes lizard theory when in reality, David Icke has the most comprehensive and on the mark evidence of the world leader's to date. Jon Ronson like's to make himself look good and make himself look like the most intelligent in each situation, when he really is the ignorant one."

alex jownesd

Alex Jones is only 38?

^haha right?!

Shit, I knew that he was younger than I thought, but each time I'm reminded of his age I'm like whoah!

It's crazy that in those 38 short years, he's accomplished so much in promoting the reality of the alien-rat hybrid creatures that own the 9/11 clean-up companies that funnel money to the nefarious Carlyle Group to further their fascist agenda to enslave mankind by triggering an apocalyptic race war.

kinda brings things into alignment tho

piers morgan interview is amazing

if piers morgan's show is going to exist it should solely consist of the world's craziest people yelling at him

It's crazy that in those 38 short years, he's accomplished so much in promoting the reality of the alien-rat hybrid creatures that own the 9/11 clean-up companies that funnel money to the nefarious Carlyle Group to further their fascist agenda to enslave mankind by triggering an apocalyptic race war.

does the race war occur before or after the Bilderbergs achieve immortality through the use of implantable technologies that transform their bodies into starships after having forced the rest of humanity into slavery in the underground cities?

whatever your answer, this is the only man whose views on gun control belong on national television

does the race war occur before or after the Bilderbergs achieve immortality through the use of implantable technologies that transform their bodies into starships after having forced the rest of humanity into slavery in the underground cities?

your question highlights your ignorance by revealing that you believe that these events are unrelated.

http://rlv.zcache.com/people_wake_up_sheeple_mousepad-p144063888243666245en8u2_216.jpg

how on earth has that jpg not appeared here yet

the mouse takes it to ludicrous speed

Related: 'Florida Atlantic University Professor Wonders if the Sandy Hook Shooting Isn't Just One Big Mass Media Conspiracy'

http://m.gawker.com/5974364/florida-atlantic-university-professor-wonders-if-the-sandy-hook-shooting-isnt-just-one-big-mass-media-conspiracy

The chapter where they broke into the Bohemian Grove was hilarious and pathetic (for his reactions, not Ronsons).

I saw the video for that about ten years ago and it was very comic-pathetic. It combined farce with an undercurrent of danger. One of my favorite pre-Youtube experiences.

infowars has a dating section now http://planet.infowars.com/groups/dating-freedom-lovers/

Conspiracy, Inc. http://www.salon.com/2013/05/02/alex_jones_conspiracy_inc/

Presenter Andrew Neil described him as 'the worst person' that he had ever interviewed.

how is he only 39 years old? that diet of bullshit-and-only-bullshit clearly isn't healthy

AJ acting crazy in an interview? No way could any booker have seen that coming.

The Alex Jones film festival, with all entries viewable online. Should probably be polled, this is pretty special stuff on the whole

Truth, A Destination. • 6 days ago
Excellent animation and simplicity. I don't get the exploding tomato?

i've never really listened to alex jones before but i've started, last couple week. it's amazing... like, the conspiracy he has in mind, which appeals to a racist rightwing but is also so fucking insane... like, the globalists as a mega-conspiracy which wants to enslave humans and take off into the stars... and....

he might be a dangerous extremist, if he could stay on one topic for longer than ten seconds. each segment is a free association rap:

people are dumpster diving -> love being poor -> "into embracing the green police" -> internet plantation -> u.s. wants chinese-style -> foxconn workers live in coffin-sized tubes that are "injected into the wall" -> hotels in japan -> houses in america will shrink to 20 sq ft -> you will go through biometric scanners -> landlords will live in 5000 sq ft penthouses -> if you complain or complain about benghazi -> zuckerberg calls people names -> you will be kicked off the internet or killed -> what is the globalists' response to the war that patriots are waging against it? -> "their answer, ladies and gentleman, will be to shut us up and shut us down" -> cnn and msnbc are staffed by the white house -> jimmy kimmel has obama on as a guest every week -> the government is setting up a kleptocracy -> the ruling class will build a massive amount of wealth and power "while you live in coffin boxes" -> and they bring in the sterling story, and the clippers -> "now, let's have an all black league! well, that's where it's going. they'll have an all white league, too. and being white itself will be racist" -> donald sterling hates his players and must do whatever the government says -> you can't even say the word "fiesta" now and we have to hand in our guns and support obama.

[commercial for a handcrafted knife "that will be passed down for generations"]
[commercial for a book explaining the monetary system]
["gardeners and fellow patriots!" commercial for non-gmo heirloom seeds, "american-owned by patriots like you"]
[commercial for water filters-- "forced medical treatment," chemical spills, heavy metals in tapwater, fluoride is killing us]
[commercial for some kind of "lung cleanse" spray. this is the weirdest]
[commercial for coffee from chiapas, "this coffee gives you a long, smooth pick-me-up for hours. and it's taken us years to secure connections directly to the chiapas mexican farmers"]
[commercial for "magic mud," fluoride free whitener, now gmo-free and safe to swallow!]
[commercial for food dehydrator voiced by santa claus]

[bumper music: janis joplin - "me and bobby mcgee"]

"where have we gotten to in this society?" -> the super rich are tax exempt -> warren buffet lobbies to destroy the middle class -> "how do they keep a population at each others throats?" -> the ruling class has special rules -> "how do you balkanize a public so you keep them from knowing obamacare was written by foreign bankers?" -> "you take every racial comment and blow it out of proportion!" -> clippers owner represents every white person in america -> spike lee is speaking out for white people, even -> someone is calling for an all black league, "but would an all white league be racist?" -> the globalists divide us by tearing us apart along racist lines -> "minority groups are being reorganized as tribal groups?" -> plastic globalist culture is "injected in" by mtv and social groups -> anyone that speaks out about obamacare or gun laws will be branded as a racist -> two universities in colorado banned native american, "geisha girl," and cowboy costumes at halloween -> a listener sent him an indian headdress, which is beautiful but which he can't wear -> "what if i ate german food? would i be against germans?" -> a fraternity has banned fiesta parties -> the word "fiesta" is now racist -> toga parties might follow because they are racist against greeks -> we have to change the name of fiesta, texas because white people might go there -> the globalists do this to divide and conquer -> congress has a 6% approval rating -> they work for the globalists -> congress members are exempt from all laws they pass -> heart of tyranny -> sterling got his building paid for, which is an abomination, robbing all of us -> "i want to hear specifically from black folks. am i wrong?"

back to commercial.

it's compelling.

democrats couldn't win elections by the mid-1960s -> they started reaching out to minorities -> they need racism to "stimulate the minorities to be racially-based" -> for fear of being branded a racist, we will support obamacare -> there's so much elitism -> if you go in the wrong biker bar, they'll say "you're not part of the skulls" -> humans enjoy exclusivity -> ten thousand plus christian denominations because christians like exclusivity -> there are one million gods in india -> "i belong to the human empowerment crew or GANG or TRIBE. i belong to the group that wants to expand human endeavors and development. and only unifying around basic human liberty...-- that is so incredibly important" -> al sharpton is primitive -> rachel maddow, too -> msnbc is "race-pimping" -> ignorant people buy into the "race religion" -> then there are those that use racism as a "cultural tool" -> "the klan routinely attacks people that move in from another county-- white people!" -> if we understand how human psychology works, we can transcend it -> msnbc supports al qaeda and murdering christians -> why doesn't mark cuban call out the globalists?

big pharma puts chemicals in the water to lower the IQs of white people -> but the fluoride hurts black people worse than white people -> "but is that fun or sexy to complain about?" -> "52% of blacks are aborted" -> "i could get up here and say how great inoculations are, how great that city water is, how great the violent hip-hop is" -> but abortion is a "good liberal thing" -> "but the mere fact that i'm white, i'm suspect" -> new yorkers move to texas and think people ride horses -> "you can find some of the dumbest black people in the countryside. you can find some of the smartest black people in the countryside. that's a stereotype" -> look at family law in the united states -> "the system has been set up to say men shouldn't have their kids" -> men need to reclaim their liberty -> "we have a right not to be discriminated against WITH SYPHILLIS IN THE VACCINES" -> "now the white house science czar is lying about fluoride in the water" -> the big issue here is that we are being socially engineered because the globalists have a 6% approval rating -> they are eugenicists -> they are playing north vs. south in the u.s., black tribe vs. black tribe in nigeria, spurs fans vs. mavericks fans -> foreign banks are stealing trillions from us -> they tried to sell a bullet train from san antonio to austin -> it was unpopular but now it's popular, because sports fans are for it -> "let's build a five billion dollar train! go through german shepherd checkpoints!" -> "i don't want to pay for your train-- your DUNGEON. i don't want to pay for your police state!"