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i cant shake this feeling that the Osama killing is going to be Alex Jones's big moment

i know lots of people who are smart enough to not trust FOX news who treat this guy as gospel truth. he's been gathering momentum and with Glenn Beck hogging less of the spotlight, its his time to shine.

someone needs to start a blog where they do a takedown of every single one of his youtube missives

gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

wish I could figure out why those matrix/philip k dick was reality types bug me so bad. I can't even listen to their schticks for longer than a minute or two, it just makes me go agh agh agh I am not the sharpest crayon in the fuckin box but even I can see that what you are saying is so dumb. just exasperating.

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

Ladies and gentlemen, the Illiterati.

a modest broposal (suzy), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

i still lol at his 7/7 conspiracy, which was that blair did it in order to win the election that had taken place two months earlier.

joe, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

loll

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

this went up last nite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpBPVkpmoeg

i know bitching about your stupid, annoying, facebook friends is nagl but its really making me so bummed how i'm seeing people posting it all "yup-- knew this whole thing sounded fishy"

gr8080, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

Debunking their conspiracies wouldn't actually convince those who believe them, but it might lessen their spread.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

thats something, at least.

what do you say, kingfish? we can start on this thread.

gr8080, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

*subscribes*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

One of the best rants yet... Bilderbergers take DMT to make contact with the hyperdimensional elves who have overseen the construction of Large Hadron Collider. The LHC will then open an interdimensional vortex so the elves can enter our space-time dimension and then, well, kill everyone presumably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVpm-NRbnB4

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

the use of the Louis Wain asylum-era cat drawings to represent the DMT elves is careless and cavalier, and show nothing but a blatant disregard for the facts

Milton Parker, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

that rant is incredible

Lamp, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxt_bEDdTTc

James Mitchell, Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

AWESOME.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

AWESOME.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, August 4, 2011 11:18 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

Haha

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 4 August 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

I recently read "THEM" by Jon Ronson and Jones came over as even more of a paranoid crank than I'd already inferred him to be, jeez. The chapter where they broke into the Bohemian Grove was hilarious and pathetic (for his reactions, not Ronsons).

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

^^^this is crucial reading for anyone who finds Jones hilarious/fascinating, I only really knew him as the Bill Hicks-y conspiracy guy who was friends with Charlie Sheen but his craziness goes so much deeper than that

one bish two bish red bish blue bish (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:50 (eleven years ago) link

It was so good. Ronson "theyre OWLS. Its an oldschool thing". Jones: "OMG SATAN SATAN SATAN".

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 08:06 (eleven years ago) link

Someone upthread mentioned Linklater as well, and he had a bit in "Waking Life" where he was a ranty guy with a megaphone in an open top car. Never knew who he was when I saw it. Need to watch it again now knowing that.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 08:08 (eleven years ago) link

Also shows up as a shouty guy in A Scanner Darkly

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 11:57 (eleven years ago) link

dunno, i felt in "them" he seemed obviously a bit of a wackjob, but nowhere near, not even close, to the screaming fanatic in the piers video.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

That was amazing. Jones throws these balls of cutting crazy and Morgan responds with the most insipid gun-violence factoids. It's like playing rope-a-dope, except, when your opponent finally tires of punching you, you fart.

da croupier, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

The account of the interview on Infowars is a must-read:

http://www.infowars.com/alex-jones-blasts-out-with-justified-outrage-at-piers-morgan-and-other-traitors-to-human-freedom/

I understand that Alex Jones is a polarizing figure. But so was Samuel Adams. So was Thomas Jefferson. So was George Washington. They stood up to tyranny and shouted down British oppression in much the same way that Alex Jones did last night on CNN.

Uncanny similarities.

Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

lol I just watched the Piers Morgan thing. You have to be a real asshole to make Piers Morgan look good imo

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

i like how the top comment on all his youtube videos is "dude eat a cough drop"

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

I recently read "THEM" by Jon Ronson and Jones came over as even more of a paranoid crank than I'd already inferred him to be, jeez. The chapter where they broke into the Bohemian Grove was hilarious and pathetic (for his reactions, not Ronsons).

Here is a review of that book on Amazon:

"Jon Ronson makes an attempt to get you "sympethetic" about so-called extremists, that they're just trapped in their own minds, when he really has no evidence that they're wrong in their theories. He tries to get us to see the ridiculosness of David Ickes lizard theory when in reality, David Icke has the most comprehensive and on the mark evidence of the world leader's to date. Jon Ronson like's to make himself look good and make himself look like the most intelligent in each situation, when he really is the ignorant one."

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

alex jownesd

once & future (Lamp), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

Alex Jones is only 38?

Thicke Smile (lpz), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

^haha right?!

Still S.M.D.H. ft. (will), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

Shit, I knew that he was younger than I thought, but each time I'm reminded of his age I'm like whoah!

Thicke Smile (lpz), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

It's crazy that in those 38 short years, he's accomplished so much in promoting the reality of the alien-rat hybrid creatures that own the 9/11 clean-up companies that funnel money to the nefarious Carlyle Group to further their fascist agenda to enslave mankind by triggering an apocalyptic race war.

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

kinda brings things into alignment tho

REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

piers morgan interview is amazing

regarding an eccentric and non-existent American Gladiator (crüt), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

if piers morgan's show is going to exist it should solely consist of the world's craziest people yelling at him

da croupier, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

It's crazy that in those 38 short years, he's accomplished so much in promoting the reality of the alien-rat hybrid creatures that own the 9/11 clean-up companies that funnel money to the nefarious Carlyle Group to further their fascist agenda to enslave mankind by triggering an apocalyptic race war.

does the race war occur before or after the Bilderbergs achieve immortality through the use of implantable technologies that transform their bodies into starships after having forced the rest of humanity into slavery in the underground cities?

whatever your answer, this is the only man whose views on gun control belong on national television

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago) link

does the race war occur before or after the Bilderbergs achieve immortality through the use of implantable technologies that transform their bodies into starships after having forced the rest of humanity into slavery in the underground cities?

your question highlights your ignorance by revealing that you believe that these events are unrelated.

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

how on earth has that jpg not appeared here yet

goole, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

the mouse takes it to ludicrous speed

Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

Related: 'Florida Atlantic University Professor Wonders if the Sandy Hook Shooting Isn't Just One Big Mass Media Conspiracy'

http://m.gawker.com/5974364/florida-atlantic-university-professor-wonders-if-the-sandy-hook-shooting-isnt-just-one-big-mass-media-conspiracy

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 05:31 (eleven years ago) link

The chapter where they broke into the Bohemian Grove was hilarious and pathetic (for his reactions, not Ronsons).

I saw the video for that about ten years ago and it was very comic-pathetic. It combined farce with an undercurrent of danger. One of my favorite pre-Youtube experiences.

Cunga, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

infowars has a dating section now http://planet.infowars.com/groups/dating-freedom-lovers/

adam, Friday, 26 April 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Conspiracy, Inc. http://www.salon.com/2013/05/02/alex_jones_conspiracy_inc/

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

how is he only 39 years old? that diet of bullshit-and-only-bullshit clearly isn't healthy

data halls and oate (stevie), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

AJ acting crazy in an interview? No way could any booker have seen that coming.

mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

The Alex Jones film festival, with all entries viewable online. Should probably be polled, this is pretty special stuff on the whole

tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link

Truth, A Destination. • 6 days ago
Excellent animation and simplicity. I don't get the exploding tomato?

waterface, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link


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