Pitchfork Reviews Reviews

"learning about art is hard"

2. Describe what you want your life to look like in five years. How about in ten years.

In five years I would like to be a somewhat successful but entry-level corporate lawyer and then in ten years I would like to be an even more somewhat successful corporate lawyer. Writing is nice but stability is nicer, I think.

http://theaudracatalog.com/home/2011/04/19/11-questions-with-the-ultimate-eyebrow-raising-blogger-david-shapiro/

...

I have submitted maybe a hundred titles to the producers and all of them get deservedly rejected!!! Titties are hard.

"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"
"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"
"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"
"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"
"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"
"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"
"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"
"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"
"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"

good luck with that, basically.

wonder if there's a slight chance that he was joking

Work hard, take drugs, be self-conscious.

trying to figure out the third point on the triangle that consists of this guy and odd future

... so that I can put 'em in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship together

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/5870772281/the-technical-difficulties-that-prevented-me-from-djing#disqus_thread

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/8135783427/pitchfork-founder-ryan-schreiber-wearing-pitchfork

david shapiro

shapiro, shapiro

Lmfaooooooooo

i wish i had that shirt

$60 O_O

alright nevermind

well, i still wish i had it

i no longer wish to purchase it

http://twitter.com/#!/davidshapiro/status/1281008064

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/8480354955/the-highly-coveted-pitchfork-music-festival-elite-vip

"[there’s a compelling argument that] Jim DeRogatis is the most famous rock critic alive."

http://www.comestiblog.com/.a/6a00e55181b02688340133f4c0823d970b-800wi

http://www.chicagoreader.com/Bleader/archives/2011/08/05/jim-derogatis-the-cranky-vip

http://twitter.com/#!/davidshapiro/status/8289393805

It makes me think, like, if Jim DeRogatis happens to shuffle off this mortal coil while we’re sitting here on this bench right now, maybe he’ll be passing me a torch. That would be so sad but cool.

jesus wept.

lol

http://rockcritics.com/2011/08/04/derogatispitchfork/

Joe Edwards

Really good read on Pitchfork Reviews Reviews - http://bit.ly/onEdx9 - Been a while since he's posted, sort of missed them!
16 hours ago

Kyle Kramer

Must-read, as always: Pitchfork Reviews Reviews, The Highly Coveted Pitchfork Music Festival ELITE VIP Badge http://bit.ly/rsXpCA
4 Aug

Miles Bradley

New "Pitchfork Reviews Reviews" post! Yaaay. This is like one of my favourite bands putting out a new mp3, seriously.
4 Aug

Dauthan

Man, Pitchfork Reviews Reviews is one of my favorite writers, and I know he's working on a movie or something but I miss reading him daily.
4 Aug

aw & lol @ "This is like one of my favourite bands putting out a new mp3, seriously."

"I'm not here to eat their food"

dying.

i'm kinda disappointed that i started writing for pfork after this guy stopped posting his reviews of reviews

someone should start a blog called pitchfork reviews reviews reviews

http://ryanpitchfork.tumblr.com/post/8035881979/pitchfork-reviews-reviews-pitchfork

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LOVE IT!!!

didn't know schreiber had a tumblr tbh

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln5ggqIrpK1qazwkm.jpg

where's that from

found it here

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/pitchfork+reviews+reviews

hi J0rdan

sup buzza

http://www.theawl.com/2011/08/ken-auletta-dominates-alec-baldwin-in-east-hampton

by "David Shapiro"

David Shapiro may refer to:

David I. Shapiro, attorney
David Shapiro (economist)
David Shapiro (musician), (1952-2011), American jazz musician
David Shapiro (poet)
J. David Shapiro (or J.D. Shapiro), American filmmaker and stand-up comedian
Dr. Cat (born David Shapiro), president, co-founder, executive producer and creative director of Dragon's Eye Productions

The Barbarian Group ended summer the right way, on their rooftop in Tribeca. The digital-centric creative agency believes the internet is just as important in people's lives as partying on rooftops is. We can get behind that!

Everyone watched on the sun set on summer with beers, wine, and pizza in hand while listening and dancing to music by DJ Pitchfork Reviews Reviews.

Then Ira Glass walks in, wearing a green Crumpler messenger bag, and orders two glasses of champagne at the bar. He is wearing Levi's 501 jeans, size 34x32.

http://www.theawl.com/2011/09/tavi-gevinsons-party-at-the-ace-hotel

man fuck ryan dombal, ian cohen, tom breihan they wack alluvem

dug ur gucci revues tho d-40

perpetua Matthew Perpetua
It's scary that people think that the Pitchfork Reviews Reviews guy is anything even remotely like a talented writer.
21 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/10486172025/pitchfork-writer-ian-cohen-seems-to-have-blocked-me-on

Lol @ perpetua of all ppl saying that