Bin Laden Dead?

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o well, miss u big guy

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 May 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

Osama Bin Laden was completely responsible for 9/11.
WE WON

but I want a bongo drum (CaptainLorax), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

good night, not-so-funny man

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

this is the death of swag

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

wolf blitzer + john king making sure you know that you will always, always, always remember the moment you heard the words "osama bin laden is dead"

i was eating a bowl of cereal, lamenting my life...now i'm eating a bowl of cereal and celebrating america

shamefully blowable (latebloomer), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

my ipad told me
good.

And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

i was watching a season 4 mad men episode and refreshing ilx

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not trying to be funny. I'm pissed off.
Who knows what sorts of disinformation will continue to spread and how many people will eat it whole

but I want a bongo drum (CaptainLorax), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

let's take a moment to think of the budding comedy writer who was controlling his fake twitter account -- what will become of his career aspirations?

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

finally, something that will shut Trump up

maybe

I've seen it in your eyes and I've read it in blogs (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

emergency gif

secretariat on demand (Z S), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

Obama to allow Trump inspect the alleged body at noon tomorrow

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

maybe u should concentrate on yr bro murdoch, pato

mookieproof, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

If David Gregory says "breathtaking" one more time I want to see some actual hyperventilation.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

^^ YES. RIGHT ON.

can i get an ilx 2011 death pool update

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

obama right now

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u344/reddfoxx724/obama.gif

estkella (k3vin k.), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

Alex Jones
CIA Asset Bin Laden 'killed'.
about a minute ago · 755 · Like ·

cum dude (Princess TamTam), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

Although I kind of dug David Gregory's whole flashlight-under-the-chin ghost-story delivery.

[Approved commenter] mypalfish

I'd rather have Bin Laden hiding for many more years than have Obama get the credit...and guaranteed re-election. How could Bush fail for 8 years and Obama gets him in just a few? Ugh.

Now at the Phillies/Mets game, the fans are chanting USA and OBAMA. This is the worst possible news.

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

x-post lol yes re: gregory

omg thread's too fast

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

no one had bin laden!

Dead Pool 2011

estkella (k3vin k.), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

i will always remember. i was at an anime convention, watching "full metal panic" in a dark conference room when i got bored and opened twitter on my iPhone.

RIP BIG MAN

gr8080, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

I hope Obama just comes out and goes 'WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE???'

suge knight rider (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

^^winner xp

mookieproof, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

^Seconded

@estekella - ROFFLES and OTM (pardon the pun).

Wiggywoo, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

Man I wish he'd bring Biden out with him for the statement. We need some giddy.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

smoke something, bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKvzWH9O4as

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

..."Shot in the head". N-I-C-E.

Wiggywoo, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

i'd thought a few times lately how fucked up and depressing it was gonna feel when we hit the 10 year mark with him still alive and out there, but now that he's not, it's like oh yeah nothing about 9/11 or anything that's happened since feels any less fucked up and depressing

some dude, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i mean whatever fuckin' kill the guy but i feel p. neutral about it

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

The news comes eight years to the day that President George Bush declared "Mission accomplished" in Iraq

some dude, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

this calls for some pizza!

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

The news comes eight years to the day that President George Bush declared "Mission accomplished" in Iraq

this is a great little factoid

iatee, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

xp and then, some slimming fruit

lol missed that

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

Well, it must be p tough to type headlines while patriotically masturbating furiously.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

damn @ it being a "human operation"

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

assassinating motherfuckers

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

i'm picturing that south park episode right now

estkella (k3vin k.), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

so he was chilling in a mansion when this all went down? i mean

some dude, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

yeah wtf

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

oh man

M**** E****
ok so OBAMA BIN LADDEN is DEAD but wat about GHADAFI... HE JST LOST 3 OF HIS GRANDKIDS ND HIS YOUNGEST sON.. NGA IS GOING TO COME BACK AND MERK NGAS #JUSTSAYING
C******* GHADAFI IS A G ! NIKKAS GOTTAH TAKE HIM OUTTTTTTTTTTTT
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K**** T***** Not Obama u dumbass Osama lmao
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\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

TheRock Dwayne Johnson
Just got word that will shock the world - Land of the free...home of the brave DAMN PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

MPx4A, Monday, 2 May 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

On March 14th, Obama called his national-security advisers into the White House Situation Room and reviewed a spreadsheet listing possible courses of action against the Abbottabad compound. Most were variations of either a JSOC raid or an airstrike. Some versions included coöperating with the Pakistani military; some did not. Obama decided against informing or working with Pakistan. “There was a real lack of confidence that the Pakistanis could keep this secret for more than a nanosecond,” a senior adviser to the President told me. At the end of the meeting, Obama instructed McRaven to proceed with planning the raid.

superman, rambo and clint must've been having a pretty slow week when the NYer decided to base its portrayal of obama on them.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 27 April 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

"I trust Obama not to use the powers he just signed into law (in spite of neverending evidence), and surely they will be repealed before a Mormon dog-roofer possesses them."

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 April 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

morbs, your goal-post shifting, unwillingness to engage with those engaging with you, obtuseness, etc is legendary but today's apparently a banner day.

Clay, Friday, 27 April 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

o i c

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 April 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

oh idk, there's a lot about the BL raid that's nasty, and while i'm wearily jaded about its use politically, that's pretty nasty too.

goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

I am sure glad killing OBL at least put an end to all that airport security Terror Theatre, I'll give ya that!

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 April 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

t/f: extralegal black hits are bad but if anyone on earth deserved one it's osama bin laden

the trouble is the capability to do the thing doesn't exist in a vacuum; OBL might have been 'exceptional' as a person but the act of killing him turns out not to be

goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

tbh it said more about the state of things re: Pakistan/US than anything

mh, Friday, 27 April 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

you know pre-9/11 i had an opportunity to work at lawrence livermore national lab on a naval oceanography environmental remediation project that was yanked because they didn't think it was worth the effort to try to get a security clearance for a nationalized citizen who was born in iran

where was the aclu on that day is what i wanna know

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

uh...

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 27 April 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

true story! (joeks bruv)

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

:(

heavy is the head that eats the crayons (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

oh man did i just kill the thread??

:-(

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

nah

The fact is, OBL was in a sovereign nation that is nominally an ally, but an absolutely unreliable and often hostile one. That also meant that taking the legal path, by formally sharing info with the Pakistani government, obtaining its permission and planning a joint operation, with OBL taken into their custody until extradition could be arranged, was more or less a doomed option. Once legality is taken off the table, it is entirely off the table.

Aimless, Friday, 27 April 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

My reaction to the whole thing is still kind of mouth-hanging-open awe in that it was "Hey, sorry Pakistan but we found Osama hiding in your country so we sent an elite kill squad in. Uh, what is up with him being in your country anyway? Kind of weird, hope you don't mind. Love, US"

mh, Friday, 27 April 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

viva

am0n, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

Bin Laden is the new Titanic

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

Unless they somehow tagged the body or container with a locator beacon or something, no one is ever finding that.

mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

Brian Williams, on bended knee in the Situation Room.

http://www.salon.com/2012/05/03/nbc_news_top_hagiographer/

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

RIP

frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

Conspiracy theorists just got a new tank of high-octane...

Newly released emails say no sailors watched bin Laden’s burial at sea after Navy SEAL raid

WASHINGTON — Internal emails among U.S. military officers indicate that no sailors watched Osama bin Laden’s burial at sea from the USS Carl Vinson and traditional Islamic procedures were followed during the ceremony.

The emails, obtained by The Associated Press through the Freedom of Information Act, are heavily blacked out, but are the first public disclosure of government information about the al-Qaida leader’s death. The emails were released Wednesday by the Defense Department.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 23 November 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.esquire.com/features/man-who-shot-osama-bin-laden-0313?click=pp

guy has no healthcare

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

isn't that against the law now

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 February 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

read the memo, Shakey Mo.

Aimless, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

I meant not having healthcare. somebody tax that guy!

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 February 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

Government don't care shocker!

not_goodwin, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Government don't health care shocker!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

shakey otm

manti 乒乓 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

Conspiracy thoughts: this guy sold his story to Hollywood (a breach of govt contract) and so the govt says "peace, good luck".

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

eight years pass...

Happy almost anniversary.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/04/30/osama-bin-laden-death-white-house-oral-history-484793

10 years after the operation against Osama bin Laden, President @BarackObama and Admiral Bill McRaven sat down to reflect on the thousands of people who made that mission possible—and what that meant to the families of the victims of Sept. 11. pic.twitter.com/Mhy7cSDmpz

— The Obama Foundation (@ObamaFoundation) April 30, 2021

finally, something that will shut Trump up

maybe

― I've seen it in your eyes and I've read it in blogs (King Boy Pato), Sunday, May 1, 2011

Oh those starry-eyed days.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link


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