"I like it the twitter" ... the Ozzie Guillen Twitter thread

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i'd post 2 games but all of you know that because of Twitter

sanskrit, Saturday, 30 April 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Macho man I was big fan of you and so were my kids we a wrestling family u were awesome

We will miss you slim jim

U put wrestling on the top u was good and funny and who no remenber elizabeth

mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

"@nomecallolaboca: @OzzieGuillen Where did you learn to speak english?"> I'm still learning but in minors john kruk teach me

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Sunday, 3 July 2011 07:38 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Sending Dunn out there v lefties is just cruel

Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

BIEVENIDO A MIAMI

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

they should trade him to the cardinals. larussa + lomo = reality show

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

not yr teaM ANYMORE?

xp

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

<3<3<3

“F--- more years. I want more money,’’ Guillen said. “I don’t work here for years. No, I want more money. Years, what, I’m going to die poor with the White Sox? Hell, no. Listen this is my job. It’s the only thing I can do. I have to make money out of somewhere. I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

“Life is about money. People don’t believe that. People are happy after they make money, f--- it.’’

<3<3<3

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

not so. robots will take over for doctors and lawyers, but no-one suggests they will replace baseball managers.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

fuck yeah, ozzie

blank, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

i highly doubt that he will ever be unemployed, though. if that ever happens, shit is really fucked up

blank, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

if the marlins have such issues with lomo tweeting, why on earth would they go after ozzie?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, September 26, 2011 8:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

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i can already picture the lomo/ozzie twitter moment on some sheen/kutcher emmys backstage broing down

sanskrit, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

i will miss him in chicago

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

Hope Reinsdorf goes after TLR.

Will miss you, Ozzie.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

haha be careful what u wish for

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

ugh please no TLR, then i wouldn't have a chicago team i could root for anymore

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

Ozzie Guillen
O Junior still care about soxs players cut the crab lol lol u are a fish now

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

I love Jeffrey Loria and respect him for staying in power so long.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

''I was saying I cannot believe somebody who hurt so many people over the years is still alive,'' sanskrit told ILX.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

@OzzieGuillen

tina. dont. get. crazy. whit. my. boy. juices. please. is. my. man down. miami. lol

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

buster olney u so full a shit whit u stupidcomments about the miami team we still play hard we yes no wingames i think u no watch.

— Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 15, 2012

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 September 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

Y U NO WATCH MIAMI MARLINS

Andy K, Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

@OzzieGuillen
happy bithday lil wayne my guy u are the man dawg

Andy K, Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the marlins have dismissed manager ozzie guillen

rip

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

Also, as a parting gift, you can put this sculpture on eBay for us and pocket five percent.

Andy K, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

if only he'd been free to interview in Boston

crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/4FS9hrH.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Dude just dropped a photo of a murdered guy on my timeline, thanks bud.

polyphonic, Monday, 24 February 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

@jjcoop36
Ozzie Guillen is managing again. He's the Frontier League Normal CornBelters' guest manager on Wednesday. His son Ozney is on the team

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

Ozzie will be at the SABR convention in Miami this summer on the Perspectivas del Béisbol: Covering Baseball for Hispanic Fans On ESPN Deportes panel.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 March 2016 02:22 (eight years ago) link

four years pass...

crossing fingers for nick swisher and ozzie twitter e-beef

― sanskrit, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:22 AM (ten years ago)

Yeah so @OzzieGuillen really didn't hold back when discussing Nick Swisher pic.twitter.com/KJyvwJTWOM

— White Sox Talk (@NBCSWhiteSox) August 6, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

let’s goooo

Source: White Sox to interview Ozzie Guillén next week @NBCSWhiteSox https://t.co/PVA18Y9Kxc

— NBC Sports Chicago (@NBCSChicago) October 21, 2022

mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2022 20:42 (one year ago) link

wow almost 10 years to the day

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:05 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

happy 60th to the legend

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 January 2024 03:16 (two months ago) link


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