And why would anyone could think "super soak that ho" could have any other meaning than a playful water gun fight? I used to super soak hos all the time, and it was definitely platonic.
-- dabug, Monday, 21 January 2008
― c'est cheese and die (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
gotta be a sock
― mh, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
i thought as much when he reviewed the arcade fire
― geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link
It's crap. More meaningless pabulum. Raise your standards.― alex in nyc, Friday, September 7, 2001 1:00 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark
― if i could fly this place would be a mid-90s r kelly jam (history mayne), Saturday, 4 June 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
Yup. If you spend long getting friendly before you bring "I want to be on you" into it, then you're kind of betraying whatever friendship you've established beforehand. She's gonna think you were sweaty-palming it all along (which you were), and it might make things difficult for a while.
And you know this, that's why you (probably) never reveal the sexual tension you've built into yr. "friendships", thus sparing yrself the ugliness. And possible blowjobs.
Moral: you have to be creepy. You have to make your fuck-want clear from the beginning, even if you choose to go smooth and disguise it as "romantic interest". I understand that the romantic interest route is very popular.
I didn't get fucked, didn't get kissed until I was in my 20s. Drove me fucking crazy. I obsessed about it and about my own sexual loserdom to the point of incapacitating mental illness and listening to Swans records. Then I got drunk, hooked up with a lovely and similarly enabled girl, and ... well, let's discreetly draw the blinds on the indiscretions of the past.
Disagree that getting laid is not a curative, though. It is a curative. I never worried about it after that, and never had trouble making my intentions clear to girls I liked.
― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, January 17, 2007 9:38 AM (5 years ago)
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
now time DR DRE is made England boss. SLY SVEN has sent him hate mail saying "dre fell off". Dre has just been in THE LAB, with a PEN AND A PAD, trying to get his DAMN LABEL OFF.When will BARWANK step down and allow proper Englishman PAUL WELLER to lead the FA away from EUROPHILE SCUM, REAMS OF RED TAPE.
― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, May 9, 2006 3:19 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― max, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
so, for a million posts...
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ u arguing with a pizza hut product
― am0n, Friday, August 24, 2007 12:42 PM bookmarkflaglink
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link
Predicting the brands-on-social-media future right there.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
These posts are not all that funny, sorry.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
Pvmic
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
"Your face will be a mashup" is probably my favourite thing that anyone has posted ever.
― Tim F, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link
Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 November 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link
ahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww ahahaha eewwahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww ahahaha eewwahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww ahahaha eeww
― ahahaha eeww, Tuesday, May 31, 2005 8:07 AM bookmarkflaglink
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 January 2022 21:33 (two years ago) link
clothing designers must think fat women's lives are nothing but disco parties 24/7 because there is no other explanation for all of the sequins and shiny bullshit
my wife got a gift certificate to this really clubbed out mall store. total euro trash clothing. she figured why not go look, maybe she can find something tastefull. she was trying on some jeans and she noticed some shiny bedazzled shit on the ass pockets. she said no thanks, but the salesperson said to her "no really. think of it like this. you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow and that guy notices. these pants are hot". she gave him back his pants and threw away the GC
― jaxon, Friday, June 17, 2011 2:10 PM bookmarkflaglink
i had forgotten about "you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow" and I'm smiling now that I remember it
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 13:26 (one year ago) link
i got fucked up to the day dimebag left this erth. its like why dimbag and not saddam? this planit is fucked up and its like god is a crul ringmaster― animal, Thursday, April 27, 2006 11:31 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark
Amazing.
― sleep, that's where I'm the cousin of death (PBKR), Thursday, 9 June 2022 15:19 (one year ago) link
there a bit rubbish themm like proper plop like a bum did a plop through your fingers and typed your script for youu what a load of plop― john snowly, Saturday, August 27, 2005 11:46 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
I don't want to associate Geir with buttsex okay thx bye.― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 1:09 PM bookmarkflaglink
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 January 2023 05:57 (one year ago) link