your terrible ideas

i kind of love that idea, abbott

or your new macbook?

punk band called 'case insensitive'

black metal band called Hell's Vetica

Mopey Emo ICP-alike called Comics Hans

Incomprehensible Lo-Fi indie band called Times New Viking

ha... ha?

haw

"An American ILLogy": a song suite in which someone (Nas?) raps over samples of "Dixie", "All My Trials", and "Battle Hymn of the Republic".

if Ice Cube were on the mic, they'd have to title it "An American TrilO.G.". same idea though.

Ice Cube T

(fuck)

kinda already done, bun b's third solo album was Trill O.G.

Parsifail - Novelty tumblr of amusing mishaps that befall the emigré Zoroastrian community

a borges-like novel in which someone asks their friend a borderline uninteresting question about some past life experience...like, "when was the last time you ate caviar?"...and then the friend's answer continues on. for days. and the length of the entire novel.

so sort of in search of lost time meets my dinner with andre

I once started writing a short story which was supposed to be a sort of parody of borges's library of babel, except instead of being about an infinity of libraries it was an infinity of bathrooms. The only thing I remember about it was that people would be flushed down the toilet when they died and people wondered if the pipes lead to heaven. It was terrible.

a guerilla art project in which roadkill or dead baby birds, earthworms, etc left on the street or sidewalks are outline traced in chalk and a miniature series of stanchions and POLICE DO NOT CROSS yellow tape is ringed around the scene

^i may actually do this one sometime, copyright and trademark forks, creative commons license etc

A band using only medieval instruments, singing songs about World of Warcraft, called Fat Lutes.

A range of designer police uniforms called Cop Aesthetic.

A Billy Idol song parody about Facebook, called "Books Without a Face"

a racist inflation fetish porn film titled Infinite Negress

A Swiss Flavor Flav impersonator with a cuckoo clock around his neck.

a movie called Green Intern, about a college sophomore who gets a summer internship at Greenpeace

might work

A Buddhist grindcore band would be pretty awesome.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UbcW5L91HzY#at=27

whoa

i think i'm going to try to make a grindcore song in gargageband

thank you for the inspiration

an interview show hosted by kenneth the page in which he really plays up the naive hick angle called the golly gee show.

i am actually in garageband right now trying to make a grindcore drum loop

not doing too well in actually making this sound like it's from a grindcore song but it's intersting!!!

'Small Man, Big Mouth Billy Bass' which is an animatronic fish that sings 80s hardcore songs

take that one over to AWESOME IDEAS

JEEZ-ITS: regular cheezits cut into fourths and given out at communion to encourage younger kids to get excited about the tradition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCjQivTzOx8

They could also replace communion wine with Tizer.

Jeez-its!

wld consume body of

The body of Christ. Now with 50% more cheesiness!

a short story about a character who can only derive sexual satisfaction from the drafting and especially signing of treaties

Treaty of Ver-sighs

i guess ratification wld also do the trick.

The protagonist is a sub looking for someone to be Maa-strict.

a quirky novel and/or indie film about the existential quandaries of a professional "restroom propaganda artist" who is paid by restaurants and other businesses to write flattering messages on the walls of toilet stalls.

and erase unflattering messages, of course

also: a chain of drive-thru sperm clinics called Jack Off in the Box

My terrible addition is that the film is titled Poop: the Jack Poop Story

P:TJPS

hip hop mad libs

more terrible hip-hop lyric ideas:

something along the lines of rhyming "I got that orinoco flow like enya" with something about being a father to powerful style like kenya