i kind of love that idea, abbott
― eating california rolls of a dude's taint (the table is the table), Sunday, 24 April 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
or your new macbook?
― forks (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 April 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link
punk band called 'case insensitive'
― br8080 (dayo), Friday, 29 April 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
black metal band called Hell's Vetica
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 April 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link
Mopey Emo ICP-alike called Comics Hans
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 April 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
Incomprehensible Lo-Fi indie band called Times New Viking
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 April 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link
ha... ha?
― Turn Off the Cold (Lamp), Friday, 29 April 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
haw
― shamefully blowable (latebloomer), Friday, 29 April 2011 06:32 (twelve years ago) link
"An American ILLogy": a song suite in which someone (Nas?) raps over samples of "Dixie", "All My Trials", and "Battle Hymn of the Republic".
― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 05:41 (twelve years ago) link
if Ice Cube were on the mic, they'd have to title it "An American TrilO.G.". same idea though.
― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 05:49 (twelve years ago) link
Ice Cube T
(fuck)
― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 05:50 (twelve years ago) link
kinda already done, bun b's third solo album was Trill O.G.
― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
Parsifail - Novelty tumblr of amusing mishaps that befall the emigré Zoroastrian community
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
a borges-like novel in which someone asks their friend a borderline uninteresting question about some past life experience...like, "when was the last time you ate caviar?"...and then the friend's answer continues on. for days. and the length of the entire novel.
so sort of in search of lost time meets my dinner with andre
― dell (del), Friday, 20 May 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link
I once started writing a short story which was supposed to be a sort of parody of borges's library of babel, except instead of being about an infinity of libraries it was an infinity of bathrooms. The only thing I remember about it was that people would be flushed down the toilet when they died and people wondered if the pipes lead to heaven. It was terrible.
― peter in montreal, Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
a guerilla art project in which roadkill or dead baby birds, earthworms, etc left on the street or sidewalks are outline traced in chalk and a miniature series of stanchions and POLICE DO NOT CROSS yellow tape is ringed around the scene
― crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
^i may actually do this one sometime, copyright and trademark forks, creative commons license etc
― crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
A band using only medieval instruments, singing songs about World of Warcraft, called Fat Lutes.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 3 June 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link
A range of designer police uniforms called Cop Aesthetic.
― reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link
A Billy Idol song parody about Facebook, called "Books Without a Face"
― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
a racist inflation fetish porn film titled Infinite Negress
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
A Swiss Flavor Flav impersonator with a cuckoo clock around his neck.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:02 (twelve years ago) link
a movie called Green Intern, about a college sophomore who gets a summer internship at Greenpeace
― dayo, Friday, 24 June 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link
might work
― latebloomer, Sunday, 26 June 2011 05:30 (twelve years ago) link
A Buddhist grindcore band would be pretty awesome.
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:03 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UbcW5L91HzY#at=27
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 July 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
whoa
― skinny arbuckle (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 July 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
i think i'm going to try to make a grindcore song in gargageband
― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
thank you for the inspiration
an interview show hosted by kenneth the page in which he really plays up the naive hick angle called the golly gee show.
― circles, Sunday, 3 July 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
i am actually in garageband right now trying to make a grindcore drum loop
― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
not doing too well in actually making this sound like it's from a grindcore song but it's intersting!!!
― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link
'Small Man, Big Mouth Billy Bass' which is an animatronic fish that sings 80s hardcore songs
― winsome posters leave the hall (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 3 July 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
take that one over to AWESOME IDEAS
― skinny arbuckle (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
JEEZ-ITS: regular cheezits cut into fourths and given out at communion to encourage younger kids to get excited about the tradition.
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCjQivTzOx8
― sarahel, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
They could also replace communion wine with Tizer.
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
Jeez-its!
― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
wld consume body of
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
The body of Christ. Now with 50% more cheesiness!
― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
a short story about a character who can only derive sexual satisfaction from the drafting and especially signing of treaties
― ogmor, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
Treaty of Ver-sighs
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
i guess ratification wld also do the trick.
― ogmor, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
The protagonist is a sub looking for someone to be Maa-strict.
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
a quirky novel and/or indie film about the existential quandaries of a professional "restroom propaganda artist" who is paid by restaurants and other businesses to write flattering messages on the walls of toilet stalls.
― latebloomer, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link
and erase unflattering messages, of course
also: a chain of drive-thru sperm clinics called Jack Off in the Box
― latebloomer, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
My terrible addition is that the film is titled Poop: the Jack Poop Story
― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 28 July 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link
P:TJPS
― latebloomer, Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
hip hop mad libs
― shaane, Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
more terrible hip-hop lyric ideas:
something along the lines of rhyming "I got that orinoco flow like enya" with something about being a father to powerful style like kenya
― didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Sunday, 31 July 2011 06:28 (twelve years ago) link