pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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there's pitchfork-branded "Pitchfork 3D" glasses in like every single store in Williamsburg right now

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/v0l1N.gif

markers, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/v0l1N.gif

D-40, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

feelin this gif

D-40, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

The logo on the Pitchfork 3D glasses is pretty awesome, so mad props to whoever created it...

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

that would be me! ty

H3LP, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh i thought yall were joking about pitchfork 3d glasses

diamonddave85, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nEnXE.gif

markers, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/2nbejkl.gif

jay lenonononono (abanana), Monday, 18 April 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

ahhhhh teeth so white

burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Monday, 18 April 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

god so tired of ilm tuneyards-bashing

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw her live in fall 2009 and she was gr8

markers, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

this isn't too bad or anything i just don't really see the appeal of it, esp over the length of a full album -- it's like deeply indie but not in a conventional way like Yuck or something that appeals to me on an (almost bland) indie comfort food level, if that makes sense

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

this isn't too bad or anything i just don't really see the appeal of it

liking real african music means doing some homework

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

it would probably be deeply irritating over 40 mins

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link

researching real african music? yeah probably

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

oh fuck off. condescending as shit.

tuneyards is great.

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

(xpost)

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I listen to a fair amount of african music but don't recall any homework assignments

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link

u sure you were listening to the real stuff tho? then again u wouldn't know i guess

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

the vocals on this album remind me of some of the eye vocals on soul discharge

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link

brb guys goin ta africa school

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link

The Big KRIT review is kind of inane and I can't even figure out whether it's the writer or the editor giving it that score.

like, what the fuck is going on here when a review starts off like this

As a rapper, Mississippi's Big K.R.I.T. is pretty good but nothing amazing

BEST NEW MUSIC: 8.2

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean i understand that he's a more superior producer than rapper but this is the most awkward initial sentence of the year

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i think tom did a nice job w/ that review

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yep

just sayin, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

this thread should be renamed "irate, you rate, we all rate"

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Thre review flows nicely w/ inclusion of back-story, but it's the trivial things that bother me. It was like every sentence I read thereafterwords was me trying to figure out "so do you like him or not? do you like him or not?". I just find it bizarre that so blatant a ~thesis statement~ would kick things off. You kinda have to, you know, build to these things.

maybe i'm too methodical, iono

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

As a rapper, Mississippi's Big K.R.I.T. is pretty good but nothing amazing

good lord use better words, i put more effort into bloody tweets

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

will always maintain that a love of language is probably the #1 requirement for being a writer (nb this is not an excuse for flowery purple prose)

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

u guys should really read full sentences:

As a rapper, Mississippi's Big K.R.I.T. is pretty good but nothing amazing: With the empathetic warmth in his sticky drawl, he makes a convincing Southern everyman, and he has enough rhythmic dexterity to really stick to beats.

tom tends to use a more casual tone in general in his reviews but let's be clear that first bit is not like an entire topic sentence

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

haha that's better, but "pretty good" and "amazing" should just not exist in professional reviews. i refuse to click on p4k apart from tom ewing columns, i only read what gets c/ped here

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

would enjoy a monthly column of tom and lex taking turns just shitting on everything the other writes

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"status ain't good"

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

oh was he the one who came up with "british people" as a response to my weeknd piece? lol

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

haha yes

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

haha that's better, but "pretty good" and "amazing" should just not exist in professional reviews

why?

jay lenonononono (abanana), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/search/amazing

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

commonly used and easily understood words should not be used in reviews. gotcha.

jay lenonononono (abanana), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

they're so commonly used that they provoke little in terms of mental stimulii. thesauruses are a click away... this album was: enthralling, staggering, electrifying, flooring. each one of these words goes to far greater extents in the imagination than a tell-all word like "amazing" ever will.

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

"electrifying!" says rolling stone.

hmm....you're right.

omar little, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

amazing is sort of the Internet's word of the year, isn't it?

Hippie! Crack! Nitrous! Mafia! Boston! (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

it's more like this weird cultural phenomenon where seemingly nothing is short of amazing, and amazing describes all and is sufficient for most anything. guess i'm one of the younginz here on ilx, but for the crowd in their 20's this is all i ever hear girlfriends describe anything as. but yeah, it's really prominent on the internet where a girl-to-girl compliment sesh will consist of at least 43 utterances of "you are the most amazing person"

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

waht

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 April 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

ur 2 old

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

expecting good writing/insight from Tom B is like expecting good writing/insight from Pitchfork

thistle supporter (mcoll), Friday, 22 April 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

xp i am 27

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 April 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

it's more like this weird cultural phenomenon where seemingly nothing is short of amazing, and amazing describes all and is sufficient for most anything. guess i'm one of the younginz here on ilx, but for the crowd in their 20's this is all i ever hear girlfriends describe anything as. but yeah, it's really prominent on the internet where a girl-to-girl compliment sesh will consist of at least 43 utterances of "you are the most amazing person"

― kelpolaris, Thursday, April 21, 2011 7:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i kept thinking of this while reading your post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rYT0YvQ3hs

some dude, Friday, 22 April 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I have to backpedal; I search-functioned the word 'amazing' & then 'awesome' just to see how many times they've been used on this board in the last week; came out roughly the same.

Hippie! Crack! Nitrous! Mafia! Boston! (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 22 April 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

"my friend's band is playing tonight, you should come .... they're AMAZING"

teflon dawn (uptown churl), Friday, 22 April 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link


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