pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Quirk overload!

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the girl on the left is definitely watchable.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

mystified as to what aesthetic criteria separates this from gang gang dance quality-wise

All this information makes America phat (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

energy, production values, hugeness of sound, rhythm

lex pretend, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll give you "hugeness of sound", but not the others

All this information makes America phat (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

For me it just boils down to her voice. I like other idiosyncratic singers so I wouldn't think less of someone for digging them, but it's an instant grab for the volume knob when she starts singing.

rob, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

To pump it up, right!

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

They remind me of a mid '90s Too Pure band, which is a good thing IMO.

wk, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

there's pitchfork-branded "Pitchfork 3D" glasses in like every single store in Williamsburg right now

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/v0l1N.gif

markers, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/v0l1N.gif

D-40, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

feelin this gif

D-40, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

The logo on the Pitchfork 3D glasses is pretty awesome, so mad props to whoever created it...

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

that would be me! ty

H3LP, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh i thought yall were joking about pitchfork 3d glasses

diamonddave85, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nEnXE.gif

markers, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/2nbejkl.gif

jay lenonononono (abanana), Monday, 18 April 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

ahhhhh teeth so white

burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Monday, 18 April 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

god so tired of ilm tuneyards-bashing

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw her live in fall 2009 and she was gr8

markers, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

this isn't too bad or anything i just don't really see the appeal of it, esp over the length of a full album -- it's like deeply indie but not in a conventional way like Yuck or something that appeals to me on an (almost bland) indie comfort food level, if that makes sense

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

this isn't too bad or anything i just don't really see the appeal of it

liking real african music means doing some homework

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

it would probably be deeply irritating over 40 mins

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link

researching real african music? yeah probably

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

oh fuck off. condescending as shit.

tuneyards is great.

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

(xpost)

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I listen to a fair amount of african music but don't recall any homework assignments

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link

u sure you were listening to the real stuff tho? then again u wouldn't know i guess

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

the vocals on this album remind me of some of the eye vocals on soul discharge

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link

brb guys goin ta africa school

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link

The Big KRIT review is kind of inane and I can't even figure out whether it's the writer or the editor giving it that score.

like, what the fuck is going on here when a review starts off like this

As a rapper, Mississippi's Big K.R.I.T. is pretty good but nothing amazing

BEST NEW MUSIC: 8.2

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean i understand that he's a more superior producer than rapper but this is the most awkward initial sentence of the year

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i think tom did a nice job w/ that review

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yep

just sayin, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

this thread should be renamed "irate, you rate, we all rate"

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Thre review flows nicely w/ inclusion of back-story, but it's the trivial things that bother me. It was like every sentence I read thereafterwords was me trying to figure out "so do you like him or not? do you like him or not?". I just find it bizarre that so blatant a ~thesis statement~ would kick things off. You kinda have to, you know, build to these things.

maybe i'm too methodical, iono

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

As a rapper, Mississippi's Big K.R.I.T. is pretty good but nothing amazing

good lord use better words, i put more effort into bloody tweets

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

will always maintain that a love of language is probably the #1 requirement for being a writer (nb this is not an excuse for flowery purple prose)

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

u guys should really read full sentences:

As a rapper, Mississippi's Big K.R.I.T. is pretty good but nothing amazing: With the empathetic warmth in his sticky drawl, he makes a convincing Southern everyman, and he has enough rhythmic dexterity to really stick to beats.

tom tends to use a more casual tone in general in his reviews but let's be clear that first bit is not like an entire topic sentence

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

haha that's better, but "pretty good" and "amazing" should just not exist in professional reviews. i refuse to click on p4k apart from tom ewing columns, i only read what gets c/ped here

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

would enjoy a monthly column of tom and lex taking turns just shitting on everything the other writes

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"status ain't good"

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

oh was he the one who came up with "british people" as a response to my weeknd piece? lol

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

haha yes

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

haha that's better, but "pretty good" and "amazing" should just not exist in professional reviews

why?

jay lenonononono (abanana), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/search/amazing

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

commonly used and easily understood words should not be used in reviews. gotcha.

jay lenonononono (abanana), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

they're so commonly used that they provoke little in terms of mental stimulii. thesauruses are a click away... this album was: enthralling, staggering, electrifying, flooring. each one of these words goes to far greater extents in the imagination than a tell-all word like "amazing" ever will.

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

"electrifying!" says rolling stone.

hmm....you're right.

omar little, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

amazing is sort of the Internet's word of the year, isn't it?

Hippie! Crack! Nitrous! Mafia! Boston! (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link


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