el clasico crazy

Who the hell is this Geordie twat on my stream?

Real on the counter are amazingly swift, and this is without Özil

the angelic Messi shouldn't be asking for cards :'(.

Does it all the time tbf

They need a topclass poacher but otherwise Real side is basically what I want from a football team. Pepe has been extraordinary.

They best stay away from Hernandez. They can have Owen back though.

lol this thread, IK uncharacteristically vague & misty-eyed for english glory, nakh characteristically pugnacious in disagreement. Love it.

I'm missing this game, what up?

hudson calling özil "little avatar eyes" (?)

katy perry vid innit

Penalty barca, red Albiol

lol mourinho gets his red. stupid challenge.

So the Geordie is Ray Hudson then? He also said that "Victor" has "beautiful soft hands"

I'd just been typing that only real were going to score as well

good work, if you're going to blatantly tug the attacker, then at least go all out and wrap two hands around his head.

are they selling real laser pens at the ground or something?

game

joke penalty

Was a clear penalty surely?

yeah it was

shouldnt the ref just give the fk to messi there? Is he waiting for a dive? Not in box anyway

Özil is so good

srsly

co-sign

pepe givin messi some advice on keepin cool under pressure there huh

shouldnt the ref just give the fk to messi there? Is he waiting for a dive? Not in box anyway

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yeah it's just ridiculous to see ramos dive seconds later in a 50/50 and get a free kick

o villa

Still not convince by him tbh

Have that villa eh u've not convinced me

i was about to say that before but then he got them the peno at least

What do you mean you're not convinced by him? He hasn't really done it for Barca (17 goals i think) but his record speaks for itself

yeah should amend that tbf, not convinced by him as the spearhead of the barca possession machine more than anything else

"Villa is a great player. Youse are all fucking idiots"

lol

did this really have so little discussion? FICHT MICHT.

barca can only play one way.

madrid better with 10 men than with 11.

madrid plenty chances though with about 35% possesion (estimate).

penalty not given was a nonsense.

messi trying to decapitate a mandril supporter was funny and mad he didn't get yellow carded.

yeah but ref couldn't card him and continue to let pepe away with everything tbf

yeah the ref was fucked. generally in spain, nowadays anyway (obv no in the francoist past), the cry is for pro-barca ref bias. but i thought the ref was a total madrid nightmare. the penalty not given was a foul easy. barca ended with pique yellowed for dissent at it not being awarded.

feel like i was right predicting lacklustre league game. obv it wasn't total shit but hardly end to end. the penalty was the worst thing that could have happened to the game from the point of view of the neutral (for a while anyway). then real kicked in. still barca were better.

29% possession for Madrid

Who the hell is this Geordie twat on my stream?

Sacrilege.

Just read that now.the man is a genius.best commentator ever.

Well, being heretofore unaware of his work (though i had heard the name) i'm afraid he's not my cup of tea. It was the shouting that really did my head in.

you have to love him. there isn't a choice, sorry.

“The rhapsody of football continues. Even when they’re penalties, they’re painted with a beautiful stroke of genius. It’s framed beautifully by the goal and the Picasso of modern football that sees things in a different dimension to the mere humans. He lives not in the tactical book, not in anything that is painted from A to B, Riquelme doesn’t live there, don’t look for him with the simplicity of football because he’s an expressionist even on his penalty kicks.”

love ray, love riquelme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS6Np-g_h5w

everyone will have seen this but come on

oh man i missed el clasico pt. 1 and ray hudson? boooooooooo.

game wasn't a classic. there will always be more ray hudson. he is a benigni sculpture of a commentator.

lol were u trying for hudsonism or

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gian_Lorenzo_Bernini

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Benigni

haha i must admit i only knew of the director of that shit film who was called benigni, i just couldnae understand his pronounciation/didn't know about bernini.

pronounce an r english people

on reflection i've seen some of his work, in my defence i was 10.

yeah basically i assumed there was an artist called "benigni". i am chastened.

second worst decision made today