The Fourth Annual Coint and Plick Video Games Poll - Part Three: #53 - 79

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i figured ppl would vote it just for more mentions of the word.... BLOPS

but yeh, pretty heartening heh

Nhex, Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

what's not heartening is that the game I halfheartedly awarded my last 5 points to is going to end up somewhere north of here

T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

as a dude who gets paid to moderate gamers' facebook comments I remain astonished at how many different ways kids can misspell "Black Ops"

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― the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:47 (Yesterday)

hold on hold on, you're not secretly one of my moderators are you?

salsa shark, Friday, 15 April 2011 10:57 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha so proud that i don't know who the fuck take that are

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― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:49 (Yesterday)

you sure abt that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw

salsa shark, Friday, 15 April 2011 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link

great, now i know who the fuck take that are and they suck.

o u mad cuz i'm Kgositsilin' on u (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 April 2011 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link

what's not heartening is that the game I halfheartedly awarded my last 5 points to is going to end up somewhere north of here

Yeah, I did some last-minute points inflation on realising that my short ballot didn't meet the minimum points total, and now I don't know whether to feel bad that my hasty casual gamer votes are going to dwarf the BLOPSes of the year, or if such craziness is all just part of the fun of Coint+Plick...

dimension hatris (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 15 April 2011 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I like that ilx taste doesn't just c/p gamefaq's

Mordy, Friday, 15 April 2011 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I did some last-minute points inflation on realising that my short ballot didn't meet the minimum points total, and now I don't know whether to feel bad that my hasty casual gamer votes are going to dwarf the BLOPSes of the year, or if such craziness is all just part of the fun of Coint+Plick...

I feel this, yeah. After I sent my ballot in I realised I should've maybe scaled down my total points relative the number of things I actually voted for. My number one choice def deserves its 5-point inflation though.

salsa shark, Friday, 15 April 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link

?

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahah, i was going to do this wasn't i

forks (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

If you want I can finish it for you. Your call obviously.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

sigh.
maybe?

forks (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

nut up forks! PSN's down anyway!

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Yah, but three jobs are in full swing!

forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link

dude ur going to bang this thing out the week i get married and over my honeymoon arent u u son of a bitch

The Band Perry is the drummer for Gay Dad (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 April 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

"honey can we drive into town i need internets so i can check on what videogames won in the ilg poll oh hey why u putting my luggage out here on the lawn"

The Band Perry is the drummer for Gay Dad (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 April 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

Just FYI I will be bored at work for the next 2 days

blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

poly, you wanna drop me a line and we can work out a bit of a succession plan? I have a great deal of the core work finished here; the numbers are all worked.

And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

*shakes fist at god*

blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

Two-way tie for #64:

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

#64: Dance Central – 360 – 15 pts – 3 votes
Official Game Site

http://www.gamehoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Dance-Central-motion.jpg

Mitch Krpata: Fitness games are one thing, but you'll break a sweat without complaining in Dance Central.

http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/images/2010/228/reviews/997631_08172010_640screen007.jpg

Polyphonic: It's very easy to humiliate yourself playing this, and the track list sometimes leaves a bit to be desired, but this is a very well-made Kinect game that is a blast to play or to watch. This is the ultimate girlfriend game for a large segment of girlfriends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HbF-qFMySU

Eurogamer Review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTYtH28esTg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JG4BpAY7A4

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for doing this dude!

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

#64: Chime – PC/360/PS3 – 15 pts – 3 votes
Official Game Site

http://consolepress.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/FTR-Chime-GamePlay.jpg

Will M: Every year I think there are no new ideas for fun puzzle games and
every year a new puzzle game ends up being really fun.

Eurogamer review

litel: Chime is a pretty compelling puzzler. Well worth the price.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnZs3SrGybw

Nhex: Chillest puzzle game ever.

http://www.sportsmantalk.org/jokes/images/Redneck%20Wind%20Chime.jpg

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for doing this dude!

No sweat!

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

YAY

blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

better than blops

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

YAY!!

Dance Central would almost be enough to persuade me to get Kinect, if it wasn't for the fact that my flat is way too tiny for it to work properly.

if, Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

It lives! Thanks forks and thanks polyphonic!

I really wanted to like Chime but it feels kinda clunky to me. But I've been playing it on my laptop, which is not a gaming machine at all and doesn't have a real mouse, so maybe that's why. I liked the music though, and since I got it for like £2 in some Steam sale or other it was still worth the price.

russ conway's game of life (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

#63: Art Style: Light Trax – Wii – 17 pts – 2 votes
Official Game Site

http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/107/1071651/art-style-light-trax-20100224023013453_640w.jpg

zappi: ok so i was hyped up for Light Trax cos i love the game that its based on, but holy shit did Skip deliver - the minimal bleep music & art style, the new freeway mode, the improved more tactical gameplay - its a shame i don't smoke weed anymore cos this seems to be designed for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALe7wFWXFuE

abanana: a racing game that looks great. track memorization still required,
unfortunately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5HMRpN0UJE

It's like Tron, but not.

[Removed Illegal Link]

http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/images/2010/054/990142_20100224_640screen011.jpg

Eurogamer review

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

Wooooooooooooooooooo!!

secretariat on demand (Z S), Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

thx to both of you wrt this, if i havent already made that clear

blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

I believe the proper way to express that sentiment is WOOOOOOOOYAYUH

YAAAY-UH

secretariat on demand (Z S), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

Two-way tie for 61st.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

Oops, meant to go image - quote - image up there. I am terrible at this!

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

doing fine boyo

Nhex, Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

Last one for today.

#61: Alan Wake – 360 – 19 pts – 2 votes
Official Game Site

http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alan-wake.jpg

Craig G: This game genuinely spooked me and got me panicky in places when fighting/running for survival. The narration really reminded me of Max Payne, which I loved back in the day. I didn't finish the game, but I really want to, just to get the rest of the story (though I think I heard it ends on a cliffhanger). The episodic layout of the game had an almost certainly deliberate Twin Peaks feel to it, and also fits quite nicely with my short attention span.

http://mktplassets.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/5DDA154F-EDCB-4D43-9A6F-1D3EF6C43672/0/simAlanWake00.jpg

GM: the visuals are not a problem at all. kinda digging it so far, despite similarities to failures like Heavy Rain and Silent Hill: Shattered Memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSB4QcQMm6E

Cozen: the visual style reminds me more of the 2005 remake of the fog

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01417/alanwake2_1417057c.jpg

bnw: some good ideas behind this game but plagued with an unlikable main character who never shuts up ... I think its biggest issue is that its just not freaky/weird enough especially in comparison to SH. it tries for this psychological thriller level but isn't smart enough to move it past cliches.

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/107/1070128/alan-wake-20100218084206752_640w.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AECv-qHCz_c

Euro-Gamer

jjjusten: not one scare in the whole thing, ultra repetetive gameplay to the point of huge frustration, garbage script, super boring visually, makes the color palatte in FO3 look like a rainbow brite episode, pointless driving sections, terrible characters, and for bonus points direct ripoffs of other games and the most noxious product placement ive ever seen (not in quantity, but in the way its done). god i hated this game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzoA09eTmxo

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

Holding true to my one major error per post ratio.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha yeah that was my biggest disappointment/most hated of the year vote iirc

blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 May 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

Chime was ass, wtf is wrong with you people.

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

i played the hell outta chime. really enjoyed it.

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

it felt like a weaksauce version of Lumines

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

and tbh I always thought Lumines was pretty overrated in its own right

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

i just like philip glass

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

I do too! but not that song. if they'd picked the epilogue from Satyagraha I would be calling it the best game ever.

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

derp, I mean the epilogue from Akhnaten (the one working in all the Einstein on the Beach bits)

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

Should I do more this afternoon? y/n

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

Yes!

Mordy, Friday, 6 May 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link


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