Robert Kubica, the only Formula One driver sponsored by Cape of Good Hope, has apparently started a poker craze in the F1 paddock that has even included Bernie Ecclestone. Sure, that Vettel kid won in a Toro Rosso but he's no Koobastank when it comes to bluffing and getting a good beat.
― Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 14 September 2008 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
Whatever happened to this dude?
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Monday, 11 May 2009 12:23 (ten years ago) link
― juniper jazz (haitch), Monday, 11 May 2009 12:30 (ten years ago) link
And when did Mark Webber start getting podium finishes on a semi-regular basis?
― Come Said The King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Monday, 11 May 2009 12:57 (ten years ago) link
how long until BMW pull the plug, i wonder
― juniper jazz (haitch), Monday, 25 May 2009 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Bring back Sauber-Petronas!!1!
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 May 2009 12:29 (ten years ago) link
to answer meself: two months and a bit!
― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 12:02 (ten years ago) link
Theory: if the Koob was racing for Red Bull this year, they would have won the championship by now.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 01:47 (ten years ago) link
So, he's off to Renault.
― N-N-Nineteen Not Out (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 8 October 2009 01:57 (nine years ago) link
lol what a black hole for talent that team has become. i remember thinking webber did the wrong thing when he turned them down for the energy drink mob!!
― Hey Hey It's A Blackface Incident (haitch), Thursday, 8 October 2009 02:53 (nine years ago) link
'The Koob' is reconsidering his contract with Renault now they flogged it off to some bloke in Luxembourg.
If I were running Mercedes-Benz, I'd forget all this Schumacher comeback nonsense and pick up the Flying Pole at a bargain price!
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 17 December 2009 01:03 (nine years ago) link
― I zing the dickhole electric (haitch), Sunday, 6 February 2011 23:28 (eight years ago) link
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 08:38 (four years ago) link
THE KOOB DID MANY LAPS IN TESTING
FOLKS... THE KOOB IS COMING BACK IN 2018
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 August 2017 12:32 (two years ago) link
that Vettel kid won in a Toro Rosso
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 4 August 2017 12:34 (two years ago) link
who in the right mind would put carlos sainz junior in their car and not THE KOOB seriously guys
― Smootown Philly (King Boy Pato), Friday, 15 September 2017 11:27 (two years ago) link
utterly wasted on testing
my bold prediction is the russian kid will be replaced by THE KOOB before Monaco
― milquetoast malone (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 3 March 2018 11:56 (one year ago) link
correction: either the russian or canadian kid will be replaced by China at this rate
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 April 2018 02:11 (one year ago) link
THE KOOB IS COMING BACK IN 2019!!!!!
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 09:47 (nine months ago) link