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― ^@^ (map), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link
But wow, though. He clearly gets a little nervous and tries to play it off at the end with, "See? Still, these words! These words!" The initial "50 years ago" bit kind of seals the deal though. These are probably his actual feelings.
Now I know why Kramer never had any black friends.
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link
What about Jackie Chiles?
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link
WTF?: "Seinfeld"'s Michael 'Kramer' Richards in Weird-o-Rama Onstage Meltdown
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link
Just saw this one:
Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka!
― shorty (shorty), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link
GEORGE: Kinda busy here.
KRAMER: I'd like to talk to Jerry in private.
GEORGE: Why can't I stay?
KRAMER: Because it doesn't concern you.
GEORGE: Well, if it doesn't concern me, then I can stay. (Kramer then grabs the back of George's chair, drags him out into the hallway and closes the door.)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bidfurd (Bidfurd), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link
[Setting: Puddy’s office]
(Jerry and George are in conference)
JERRY: (Threatening tone) So, listen, Puddy. When we first started this deal, I thought things were gonna be different. Now, if you want to play hard ball, I got my friend, George, here, and he can play pretty hard.. ball. (Leaving the negotiation to George) George, vein it up.
GEORGE: Alright, Puddy, listen, and listen good: I need to know the name of that mechanic that walks around here. Big guy, a liar. Short name. Sam? Moe? Sol?!
JERRY: George! Can we focus on the car, here?
GEORGE: I’m starving! I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.
PUDDY: (Handing a sheet of paper to Jerry) Jerry, I just need your signature, here, and we’ll get you that yellow car ready to go.
JERRY: Yellow? I wanted black.
PUDDY: I can’t give you black at that price.
JERRY: (Pleading) George, could you help me, please?
GEORGE: (Standing up) Yes. This is wrong!
JERRY: Sing it, sister!
GEORGE: Just because a candy bar fails to fall from its perch..!
JERRY: (Exasperated) Uhhh..
GEORGE: (Losing it) ..does not imply transfer of ownership. Moe, Sol, or… Lem is not gonna get away with this!
― Mr. Que, Monday, 3 November 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
George: I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. I'm out there rubbing two sticks together. You walk around with a zippo.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 3 November 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Fusilli Jerry is one of my favourite episodes...
Geroge's mum: I'm out there, George.George: You're not out there.Mum:I am too.George: You're not out there. You can't be because I am out there. And if I see you out there there's not enough voltage in this world to electro-shock me back into coherence.
Kramer: It's Fusilli Jerry! It's made from fusilli pasta. See the microphone?Jerry: When did you do this?Kramer:In my spare time. You know, I'm working on one of you George. I'm using ravioli. See, the hard part is to find a pasta that captures the individual.Jerry: Why fusilli?Kramer: Because you're silly. Get it?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
This contains many of my favourite lines.20th episode in series 9 and still hilarious.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
"....Mulva?"
― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"DELORIS!"
― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
when i think of tepid sitcoms i think of 'something about raymond'
why does this make me LOL so much?
― YOUR FACE IS UNTHINKABLE!!! (sunny successor), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
George: It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.Jerry: Yeah...
― what U cry 4 (jim), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
haha "in that big sunglasses case"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Two from Frank, both from the same episode:
"As I rained blows upon him, I knew there had to be a better way."
"I gotta lotta problems with you people. And tonight you're gonna hear about it."
― m the g, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
― omar little, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?
Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Frank: You wanna piece of me? Yoouuuuu got iiiiittttt!!
― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Jerry: (to George) I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity. Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know, you really need some help, and a regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level, like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team, a team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talkin about, 'cause that's the only way you're gonna get better.
also biting into a hunk of cheese like it's an apple.
― schlump, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
it was an onion!
― some dude, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
mandelbaum! mandelbaum! mandelbaum!
― m the g, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
― Øystein, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^gold
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
joy boy
and jerry's face throughout the whole spiel
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Jerry: Ah, you're crazy.Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?Jerry: It's impossible.Cosmo Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?Jerry: It can't be.Cosmo Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?Jerry: All right, that's enough.
― metametadata (n/a), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
That Philip Baker Hall speech was the high point of the entire SERIES, practically. (Along with Elaine's frenzied attempt to pack a suitcase and get to the airport in 20 minutes.)
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
George Costanza: Someday, before I die, mark my words... I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.Jerry: And if you do?George Costanza: Well, I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this
― and what, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Cosmo Kramer: You're wasting your life.George Costanza: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.Cosmo Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?George Costanza: No.Cosmo Kramer: You got money?George Costanza: No.Cosmo Kramer: Do you have a woman?George Costanza: No.Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any prospects?George Costanza: No.Cosmo Kramer: You got anything on the horizon?George Costanza: Uh, no.Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any action at all?George Costanza: No.Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?George Costanza: I like to get the Daily News.
George Costanza: So I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy before.Jerry: Why not? You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...George Costanza: Yes, yes, yes...Jerry: The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...George Costanza: OK, the point is made.Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...[George leaves]Jerry: The bad tipper.
George Costanza: A beautiful, successful, intelligent woman is in love with me and I throw it all away. Now I will spend the rest of my life living alone. I'll sit in my disgusting little apartment, watching basketball games, eating Chinese takeout, walking around with no underwear because I'm too lazy to do the laundry.Jerry: You walk around with no underwear.George Costanza: Yeah, what do you do when you run out of laundry?Jerry: I do a wash.
haha yes that was a goodun
You and your good-time buddies
I just love that part of the library cop speech, but the whole things dynamite especially with Baker-Halls hand motions.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link
George: I'm sorry. I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who is he?
Jerry: He's somebody.
George: What about me?
Jerry: You're nobody.
George: Why him? Why not me?
Jerry: He's good, you're not.
George: I'm better than him.
Jerry: You're worse, much much worse.
― aaron d.g., Tuesday, 4 November 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link
That first episode (The Engagement) on season 7 is amazing, Jerry's seething reaction to his girlfriend eating peas one at a time is classic.
George dumping his girlfriend because she beat him at chess.
Georges mother on the telephone to george after he's told her about the engagement,
Estelle: Oh, I can't believe it. Frank Come here!Frank: You come here
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 13 November 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link
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― burt_stanton, Thursday, 13 November 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i just noticed in the Wizard episode. When Kramer runs for president at the Florida retirement place a selection of 'spinning' newspaper headlines come up on screen.If you look in the bottom corner of each newspaper you can see:
"Larry David get hole in one!""Larry David hurts elbow""Larry David never to play golf again"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 8 December 2008 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
aww larry <3
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link
My favourite George moment, when he claims that he could never have sex with a virgin because "it's their first time - they'll remember the first time! I don't want to be remembered. I want to be forgotten!"
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 09:50 (fifteen years ago) link
heard an absolute belter from George last night
Jerry: "So, maybe they had Chinese food?"George: "After dark? Please. At their age, that's like swallowing stungrenades."
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link
STELLA! STELLA!
Same episode: "You got a lotta nerve takin' that kid's pen!"
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link
JERRY: Oh hey, there's Ramon. Pretend we're talking.
KRAMER: We are talking.
JERRY: Pretend it's interesting.
KRAMER: So, ah then, I ah had to kill him and ah, well the police arestill looking for me.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link
"all laid out like your mothers panties"been chuckling over this all week
― geoff
I know I'm late to the game on this one but was watching this episode again today and the line is "the panties your mother laid out for you".
― what U cry 4 (jim), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
and is hilarious.
You'd think a guy as focused on social rules as Jerry would recognize that "don't introduce people's mothers into dirty talk" is definitely one of them.
― nabisco, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
And that's without even starting on the infantilizing/pedophilic aspect