ABBREVS

whenever someone nrotm gets told they are otm i pretend the praiser is saying 'off the meds'.

that is cute about loser online

on footy threads it means over the moon

hoos was really persistent at the start of this thread.

haha i love that insistent, enthusiastic version of hoos

like hoos 2.5

yeah but like in this case he was insistent and enthusiastic about other people looking for his own posts

his own posts where he does his own thing

i know lol

it is ludicrous - still makes me laugh

should post on "conceits"

hey guys can you post examples of where i posted pictures of myself w/ a girl on my shoulders? thanks.

am i making this not fun

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, October 13, 2009 6:50 PM (1 year ago)

Am I the only one who says "AY-fack" and "AY-fact"?

afaik I don't use queso on my non-b'fast tacos

― swag the dog (The Reverend), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 6:49 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

afauk

― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 7:07 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ukhwdi

― swag the dog (The Reverend), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 7:23 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

damn str8

― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 8:09 AM Bookmark

^steady lolling at this

ilxor posters please stop using kmt its really stupid

killin my truth

i think it's only lex that uses it?

idek

^how do we feel about this

I prefer "id even k"

I am pro-idek

hat in the bucket for id even k

hat in the bucket?

sure

. . .

ellipses . . . always so scintillating.

im personal o, i prefer id even k to idek

meh, this is all normal imo. somehow Britishes people brainwash themselves every year into thinking it's gonna be sunny in August, when it blates never ever is.

― dog latin, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:31 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

into this

pvmiwhothehellisthat

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:19 PM Bookmark

What the hell is or was kmt

"kissing my teeth"

"okay" apparently took too long to type, so it became "OK"

But even that was too long, so now it's just "K"

oll korrect

any new abbrevs?

Kissing my teeth?!?!?!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kissing%20teeth

very, very retarded

dpmo

vvr

tbvvr

http://i.imgur.com/4UJm3.jpg

prevalence of "wd" for "would" on ilx starting to drive me up a wall

sorry to duuaw

i feel you sd

I know, wld is way better

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okay#Boston_abbreviation_fad

The abbreviation fad began in Boston in the summer of 1838 … OFM, "our first men," and used expressions like NG, "no go," GT, "gone to Texas," and SP, "small potatoes." Many of the abbreviated expressions were exaggerated misspellings, a stock in trade of the humorists of the day. One predecessor of okay was OW, "oll wright."[19]

The general fad is speculated to have existed in spoken or informal written U.S. English for a decade or more before its appearance in newspapers. OK's original presentation as "all correct" was later varied with spellings such as "Oll Korrect" or even "Ole Kurreck".

imbo

^misread lmbo as this earlier today

"in my butt's opinion"

nice

http://poutperfection.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/what-does-idk-ly-ttyl-mean970.png

8 = Oral sex
9 = Parent is watching
99 = Parent no longer watching
143 = I love you
182 = I hate you
459 = I love you
831 = I love you
1174 = Nude club
420 = Marijuana
4Q = F*** You
ADR = Address
AITR = Adult in the room
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
Banana = Penis
BJ = Blow job
BOB = Battery operated boyfriend
CBF = Can’t be f***ed
CBJ = Covered blow job
CD9 or Code 9 = Parents are around
CYT = See you tomorrow
DURS = Damn you’re sexy
DUM = Do you masturbate?
DUSL = Do you scream loud?
F2F = Face to face
FAH = F**king A hot
FB = F*** buddy
FBI = Female Body Inspector
FILF = Father I’d like to F***
FMLTWIA = F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FMUTA = F*** Me Up The A**
FO = F*** Off
FOL = Fond of leather
FWB = Friends with benefits
GAP = Got a pic?
GNOC = Get naked On cam
GYPO = Get your pants off
H4Y = Hot for you
I%I = Intercourse and inebriation
F/IB = In the front or in the back
IIT = Is it tight?
ILF/MD = I love female/male dominance
IMEZRU = I am easy, are you?
IWSN = I want sex now
ILU = I love you
IPN = I’m posting naked
ITS = Intense text sex
JAFO = Just another f***ing onlooker
J/O = Jerking off
JEOMK = Just ejaculated on my keyboard
KFY or K4Y = Kiss for you
Kitty = Vagina
KPC = Keeping parents clueless
KWSTA = Kiss with serious tongue action
LB?W/C = Like bondage? Whips or chains
LF = Let’s f***
LHOS = Let’s have online sex
LHSO = Let’s have sex online
LKITR = Little kid in the room
LMIRL = Let’s meet in real life
LY* or LU* = Anything beginning with these are forms of I love you
M4C = Meet for coffee
MorF = Male or female
MOOS = Member of the opposite sex
MOFO = Mother f***er
MOS = Mom over shoulder
MILF = Mother I’d like to f***
MIRL = Meet in real life
MOS = Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB = My personal f*** buddy
MSNUW = Miniskirt no underwear
MA = mature audience
NIFOC = Nude in front of the computer
NSFW = Not safe for work
OLL = Online love
P911 = Parent alert
PAL = Parents are listening
PAW = Parents are watching
PIR = Parent in room
PBB = Parent behind back
PLOS = Parents looking over shoulder
POM = Parent over my shoulder
POS = Parent over shoulder or piece Of sh**
PRW = Parents are watching
PRON = Porn
Q2C = Quick To cum
RU/18 = Are you over 18?
RUH = Are you horny?
RYO = Roll your own
S2R = Send to receive (photo)
SorG = Straight or gay
STM = Spank the monkey
TAW = Teachers are watching
TDTM = Talk dirty to me
TTA = Tap that ass
WYFM = Would you f*** me?
WYCM = Will you call me?
WYRN = What’s your real name?
WUF = Where you from?
XTC = Ecstasy