i told my high school biology teacher that she was making me hard once. that didn't go over well.
― Zero pumps, massive boner (thebingo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:28 (nine years ago) link
she was a nun.
I told some thirtysomething-year old mod "ban frogbs" and he ignored me in the face
in the face
on what grounds
― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:29 (nine years ago) link
How to make the "c-word" less offensive
― Anti-mist K-Lo (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:29 (nine years ago) link
cum wood glue
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:30 (nine years ago) link
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:31 (nine years ago) link
a girl with whom i went to high school was rumored to be horrified by the word vagina. we were kind of friendly, so one day i went up to her and said with total earnestness 'i was curious why you find the word 'vagina' offensive?' and she slapped me on BOTH goddamn cheeks, told me she preferred 'snatch' or 'cooter' and never talked to me again. i mean... what?
― they call him (remy bean), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:35 (nine years ago) link
A long time ago, before I was an adult, I would occasionally lash out at someone. I usually only do it if 1) I feel attacked or threatened by that person 2) someone else was saying it behind their back and wouldn't "fess up", trying to stir up tension.
I always apologized and explained that so and so was saying stuff behind someone's back and that it upset me and that I don't feel that way, it's just that the behind the back "me or them" stuff was getting to me.
― welcome to stalinois (u s steel), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:40 (nine years ago) link
and by that I mean, on what grounds can you be ignored "in the face"? or is this one of those teenager things where you try to be funny by adding nonsequiturs on the end of every sentence
― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:52 (nine years ago) link
Feel like ive said a lotta harsh things in the last week and feel good about none of them
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 April 2019 20:04 (one year ago) link