What is the Nastiest Thing You've Ever Said to Someone

piss varnish

i was 14, it was to a teacher, you're being v harsh

i told my high school biology teacher that she was making me hard once. that didn't go over well.

she was a nun.

I told some thirtysomething-year old mod "ban frogbs" and he ignored me

in the face

on what grounds

How to make the "c-word" less offensive

cum wood glue

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@ chris:

a girl with whom i went to high school was rumored to be horrified by the word vagina. we were kind of friendly, so one day i went up to her and said with total earnestness 'i was curious why you find the word 'vagina' offensive?' and she slapped me on BOTH goddamn cheeks, told me she preferred 'snatch' or 'cooter' and never talked to me again. i mean... what?

A long time ago, before I was an adult, I would occasionally lash out at someone. I usually only do it if 1) I feel attacked or threatened by that person 2) someone else was saying it behind their back and wouldn't "fess up", trying to stir up tension.

I always apologized and explained that so and so was saying stuff behind someone's back and that it upset me and that I don't feel that way, it's just that the behind the back "me or them" stuff was getting to me.

and by that I mean, on what grounds can you be ignored "in the face"? or is this one of those teenager things where you try to be funny by adding nonsequiturs on the end of every sentence

Feel like ive said a lotta harsh things in the last week and feel good about none of them