What is the Nastiest Thing You've Ever Said to Someone

in college a girl came up to me and she said she heard i was more offensive than another kid and challenged me to offend her. I asked her "where do you want it, your ass or your cunt". She slapped me. That was the nastiest.

So where did you give it to her?

some fuckin cheek to slap you tbh

Darragh, we've discussed how American women react to that word a million times. Sometimes I think the only woman in America to remain unoffended by and/or use the word 'cunt' in the sense of 'x is being a cunt' is... my mother. My sister, who used to offend me with precocious fuckswears, goes bananas when someone says it.

As to the nastiest thing I've ever said to another human being... hmmmm. That's gonna have to wait until after my deadline.

fair enough from that angle suzy, yes- but seriously, to slap someone after asking them to try to offend you does seem a bit much if all it was going to take was the 'c' word

It's not just American women, either -- obv Chris would have used it b/c of a sense that it was unbelievably offensive. Also, have known really contrary types who usually delight in offending as many people as possible who have told me that "the c-word" is the only one they'll never use. So it's across the culture, with individual exceptions like suzy's mother, perhaps.

'all it was going to take' is bad phrasing there on my part, sorry

And this lady, she loves it:

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TBH the degree to which I'm bothered by it depends on who says it and the way in which it's used.

Also, I agree with D here, I think. How can you ask to be offended and then get upset by it? That's just stupid - I don't care what words were used.

It's a really hard one to explain. My wife didn't know what it meant and I was trying to explain why it was offensive but just gave up. I never use it because it just sounds ugly..."bitch" is so much sexier

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suzy, if you get a chance to read the latest update on the irish politics thread i think you'd be interested btw. Pretty nasty stuff.

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lol @ "click to look inside"

How can you ask to be offended and then get upset by it?

maybe she just wanted an excuse to slap somebody

lol maybe

I told some thirtysomething-year old mod "ban frogbs" and he ignored me

in the face

maybe she just wanted an excuse to slap somebody

exactly what I was going to say

'may you shit glass for a week' to a woodwork teacher, but i dunno did i say this. I'm told i did but dont have any recollection tbh.

that was my reaction. dont ask to be offended and then get offended. plus i could have said much worse in my opinion. I GAVE IT TO HER NO WHERE.

shit glass, come on man

wood splinters

sawdust

DJ M -

it's times like this I wish that posts had a "like" function

piss varnish

i was 14, it was to a teacher, you're being v harsh

i told my high school biology teacher that she was making me hard once. that didn't go over well.

she was a nun.

I told some thirtysomething-year old mod "ban frogbs" and he ignored me

in the face

on what grounds

How to make the "c-word" less offensive

cum wood glue

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@ chris:

a girl with whom i went to high school was rumored to be horrified by the word vagina. we were kind of friendly, so one day i went up to her and said with total earnestness 'i was curious why you find the word 'vagina' offensive?' and she slapped me on BOTH goddamn cheeks, told me she preferred 'snatch' or 'cooter' and never talked to me again. i mean... what?

A long time ago, before I was an adult, I would occasionally lash out at someone. I usually only do it if 1) I feel attacked or threatened by that person 2) someone else was saying it behind their back and wouldn't "fess up", trying to stir up tension.

I always apologized and explained that so and so was saying stuff behind someone's back and that it upset me and that I don't feel that way, it's just that the behind the back "me or them" stuff was getting to me.

and by that I mean, on what grounds can you be ignored "in the face"? or is this one of those teenager things where you try to be funny by adding nonsequiturs on the end of every sentence

Feel like ive said a lotta harsh things in the last week and feel good about none of them