(also, i thought we as a society were past the whole shameful ashlee-as-figure-of-fun phase?)― lex pretend, Friday, April 1, 2011 9:18 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark
nah bro, this fight has not yet been won.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link
kind of have a soft spot for Mambo No. 5
― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Before coming into this topic I was wondering what "Pieces of Me" was doing in here because it is largely innofensive MOR type music.
Which is why I went for it. The other songs are all offensive, and inoffensive is, after all, much better than offensive.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link
!!??
― gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
that tha tha tha tha thong
― markers, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
"that thong tha thong thong thong," rather
― markers, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Stop being offensive. Girls' bottoms! My god
― Teeth, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link
L.O.V.E. is deffo the best AshSimp song
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
More offensive in terms of being actively musically annoying.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 6, 2011 11:12 AM (Yesterday)
― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 6, 2011 11:12 AM (Yesterday)
uh
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
voted thong song obv
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
baaaaaaabeeeeeeeee that thong tha thong thong thong
― out comes stanley, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
btw I am requesting "The Thong Song" for the wedding playlist
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i have a question, in the ashlee simpson song "la la," what does it mean to "la la," like as a verb.
― burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Friday, 8 April 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
like i know the song is about sex, but surely the construction of the song isn't a cutesy way of saying "i want to orgasm on the kitchen, on the floor."
― burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Friday, 8 April 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahaha
it's not "orgasm", it's "fuck"
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Friday, 8 April 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
No one likes this song. You are lying.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 10 April 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
no, you are lying!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 10 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude, Friday is just not good.
― don't flux, whatever (u s steel), Sunday, 10 April 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
justice
― gospodin simmel, Monday, 11 April 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Me and 20 other people, apparently.
― Tuomas, Monday, 11 April 2011 08:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm one of the twenty plus Tuomas. Silly little pop song - I've always been surprised at the hate for something so fluffy and fun.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Baha Men is the only one of these I have no good feelings about on any level, so I'm pleased to see it come last
my belated write-in vote is for the Gameboy version of "Thong Song" which was briefly an internet meme circa 2000, or maybe it only was in my head: http://www.biglionmusic.com/music/arrangements/other-arrangements/thong-song-gameboy/
― dimension hatris (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 11 April 2011 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey, the Baha Men did a cover of "Dancing in the Moonlight" before Toploader!
― Mark G, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
more votes than most Beatles polls, I notice
― cockroach shakespeare (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 April 2011 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link
still "Thong Song", though I suspect "Pieces of Me" and "Friday" would slide down and that underrated *classic* "Mambo #5" would skedaddle up to #2 if this was polled again
"Thong Song's" mandate only grows.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
Lou Bega’s girlfriend Monica listening to Mambo No. 5 for the first time pic.twitter.com/npx7vmWYtQ— Joeley Pulver (@joeleybean) August 21, 2020
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
dumps like a truck
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:28 PM bookmarkflaglink
DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
right
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
it's like a euphemism for "she takes giant shits" or something
well presumably she wasn't wearing the thong during this, shouldn't matter
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link