ts: pato vs. blotto
― butterfield earth (get bent), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
was Dom's piece the first to coin the "fat Usher" nickname???????
― gr8080, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I want to weigh in on this before the 2,000th post...It's a bus song; not one of the best, but a bus song nonetheless. Kris Kross, the Guess Who, the Hollies, the Who, the Vengaboys--I like bus songs. I'm going to play this over the school P.A. Friday morning. I'm at a K-8; two-thirds of the kids will love it, one-third will groan mightily.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
RIP clemenza
it is a shame that you are about to be torn apart by annoyed 5- through 14-year-olds
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
torn apart in the front seattorn apart in the back seat
― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Murdering murdering yeah!DeathDeathDeathDeath
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Ironic death: Clemenza tossed under the wheels of a school bus.
RIP dude.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
the front wheels or the back?
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Wishbone I will taaaake
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
You've got me worried now. I'm picturing something like the end of Freaks, with me locked in my room as dozens of kindergarten kids try to break down the door and exact a horrible revenge.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Exciting!
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Fun fun fun fun
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Guys, just to clear things up:
http://cherryhillmall.com/about_us/news/read/6086
― rock rough 'n' stuff with h.r. pufnstuf (Hurting 2), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
CJ Fam still gonna show up though
― ℯℳℴ ❤\(◕~◕✿ (some dude), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, i had to let my friend down on FB about that the other day
― Sittin' Fran (donna rouge), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I've heard this song once almost all the way through, and i've heard a few Bieber singles in their entirety. I can't remember anything about the latter but the former is definitely some kinda earworm.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 April 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I am saddened because the Cherry Hill Mall was gonna be the mall I went to if Rebecca Black mall appearance I went. I knew the tour was a hoax but the finality of that press release is soul crushing.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
"LOL" is not the next single. Bad move imo.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I have been watching the 'girl in pink' livestream for like an hour. She is p chill.Feels weird tho. http://www.livestream.com/thatgirlinpink
― oppet, Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't know what makes that sound like porn more, the url or the way you posted it
― ℯℳℴ ❤\(◕~◕✿ (some dude), Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
There isn't really a good way to explain the joys of watching a 13 yr old girl on webcam, I've discovered. It was entertaining. "I don't know what a meme is"
― oppet, Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
(calls Chris Hansen)
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link
it would be funny if her live stream was just an endless loop of her going [shy smile] "this is sooooooo weird!" [giggles].
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Or an endless loop of her doing the dance?
― Bagel A-Go-Go (wgdaniel), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay, this livestream is really awkward. She seems like a really nice kid, though.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
lol okay she just said she has no idea who Jedward is, and that seemed like a good place to stop watching.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
u are a prevert u all are preverts lololol
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Aw c'mon...how could you not love her for this?
http://www.stupidgifs.com/images/full/79.gif
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
oh I love her too...I'm just loling at all you dudez having to feel conflicted about watching a 13 yo's livestream I mean it's not funny but it's funny
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh I'm surprised her parents haven't put that on lockdown
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
no way. this is her path to stardom
― Bagel A-Go-Go (wgdaniel), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I had no such conflicted feelings. I mean, it's not like a Jennicam or anything. She's just sitting in a studio at a little table w/ a laptop and answering IM questions.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
you sound... disappointed
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
aw I can't in good faith let that stand, I am 100% just giving you shit because this is full-on hilarious to me
Ha! No, if that was what she was doing then I'd be disappointed in both her and her parents. Answering IM questions seems perfectly normal for someone who came to fame the way she did—not a nobody, but not famous enough to go on Regis & Kelly or whatever.
I just thought it was cutely awkward and, as I said above, I only watched about 4 or 5 minutes of the archived livestream.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
In it she says she actually doesn't like Fridays, she gives a reason, but I already forgot it.
― Bagel A-Go-Go (wgdaniel), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
is it THE COYOTE RUN
i bet it is
― burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link
sitting at a computer with a webcam on her? so unlike Jennicam
― Ita Buttrock (sic), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
that's it. i'm surprised she said it, she looks so happy in the video, riding in the back seat. i feel betrayed.
― Bagel A-Go-Go (wgdaniel), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
lol jennicam, there's something i haven't thought about in a while
― foul bachelor frogbs (electricsound), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
can you tell me what jennicam is without making me see it?
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
web 1.0 camwhore with occasional n00ds and boneing
― foul bachelor frogbs (electricsound), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
grody
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
10 or more years ago, this girl Jenni set up 4 streaming webcams in her house and broadcast her mundane life on the internet. The draw for viewers was "ooh, maybe I'll get to see her naked for a split second!" It spawned a lot of copycat sites and she wrapped her original one up after only 2 or 3 years.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
you make it sound more pedestrian than electricsound
but ty both
ILX: The More You Know
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
his assessment more accurate possibly
― foul bachelor frogbs (electricsound), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I never saw her n00d nor boneing, but then I only checked out the site maybe five times.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link
no boneing? (/joeks)
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
oh no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgdw5Zb7TY
― teledyldonix, Friday, 8 April 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shi.
(i was going to say 'good god', but.)
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 8 April 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link