Five bucks says M. Night uses stock footage from "Batteries Not Included..."
― i get less play than an 8 track (San Te), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry just have to repost...never fails to make me lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvmytj56Tck&feature=related
― Packie Bonner (Local Garda), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
never seen the Smith kid and have no plans to. Haven't seen an M Night since Unbreakable.
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
(in case you forgot about Morbs' street cred)
― i get less play than an 8 track (San Te), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
forgot about drm
― i'm on the reichstag, baby, I was bahn this way (m bison), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
no, old man who picks time-wasting carefully
xp
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link
They should film hours and hours of footage of Will and Jaden now, then Will solo against a blue screen, and then in 30 years Jaden in front of blue screen, and then make the first half of the movie Will and Jaden c. now and then the second half current Will interacting with future grown Jaden.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought that kind of delayed filming was the secret how they were going to end LOST. I was wrong.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/first-full-synopsis-for-m-night-shyamalans-after-earth-revealed
“In After Earth, one thousand years after cataclysmic events forced humanity’s escape from Earth, Nova Prime has become mankind’s new home. Legendary General Cypher Raige (played by Will Smith) returns from an extended tour of duty to his estranged family, ready to be a father to his 13-year-old son, Kitai (played by Jaden Smith). When an asteroid storm damages Cypher and Kitai’s craft, they crash-land on a now unfamiliar and dangerous Earth. As his father lies dying in the cockpit, Kitai must trek across the hostile terrain to recover their rescue beacon. His whole life, Kitai has wanted nothing more than to be a soldier like his father. Today, he gets his chance.”
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 06:44 (eleven years ago) link
Totally read rescue bacon there.
― StanM, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link
oh god
― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 06:51 (eleven years ago) link
earth surviving until 3000 is like the most optimistic doomsday scenario ever
― some dude, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link
Cypher Raige!
― I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link
"a young boy navigates an abandoned and sometimes scary Earth" kinda makes me laugh more than anything else
― some dude, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link
Fucking WOW.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
It's sometimes scary, generally quite pleasant. Lots of peace and quiet.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link
"okay Will, now get this... you play a CYPHER, but you are also full of RAGE"
― your petty attempt at destroying me is laughable (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
Nova Prime is almost as lol as Cypher Raige
― some dude, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
found out that will smith is a scientologist. or is he??
― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
the twist involves xenu
― Mordy, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
The twist is gonna be that they were actually on Nova Prime all along
― aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
there was heavy speculation/implications in 2008-2010 but when that died down i wasn't sure if that meant he wasn't really becoming a clam after all or it just wasn't an exciting story anymore (xpost)
― some dude, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
yeah my friend mentioned it after tomkat blow-up. I read the story of xenu out loud to them and I think I have the sniffles now (hope I don't die of pneumonia etc.)
― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
Will Smith is dogged by gay rumors and rumors of his marriage falling apart. Factor in his Cruise-like Hollywood ambition, and a renewed dedication to secrecy, and it all certainly makes him a prime candidate for Scientology by proxy.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMWLV5Ad0vs
this is me after hearing about this movie for the first time today
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
i wish good things on will smith (i don't know why, i just like him), but this sounds awful
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
General Cypher Raige
― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
i don't know that i've ever heard a dumber name, beats duke nukem
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
Chevy Chase as Emmett Fitz-HumeDan Aykroyd as Austin Millbarge
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
those are great names, especially "austin millbarge". wish will smith were playing general austin millbarge in this, tbh.
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
will & jada founded some schools which feature scientology teachings (!), but claims to be a christian. FWIW.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83HSWFO6I5I&feature=player_embedded
If the movie is anywhere near as awkward as this video we are in for a treat.
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
for a little too long, I thought that video was related to this movie aside from just the presence of Jaden
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
THE
COOLEST
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
take that, lupe fiasco!
― beta male misogyny is here to stay (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
btw, full song is up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljbhRXjoDjk
(kind of want to start a "which are you anticipating more" thread...)
― beta male misogyny is here to stay (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
This is why you should not educate your children at a Scientology school.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
weird pathos in the 3rd verse close-up of Jaden pulling Fresh Prince faces while rapping "I'll probly never grow up"
― beta male misogyny is here to stay (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
... also rhyming it with "I'd rather swallow throw-up"
― beta male misogyny is here to stay (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
odd future puppy pack cuddle them all
― beta male misogyny is here to stay (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m12geJhxPls
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
general cypher raige
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS: BEYOND THUNDERDOME
― da croupier, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
gotta admit, that trailer looked kinda cool
― da croupier, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
the part about earth evolving to kill humans also suggests this movie might be The Happening: Beyond Thunderdome
― da croupier, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
maybe it's the unofficial part of 'the happening' universe, like a shymalan 'prometheus'
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
Will Smith gets baked, eaten by plant.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
did they redub his voice? he sounds weird.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 10 December 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
i don't want to watch this.
i'll watch this.
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
-- samuel beckett