Top 100 moments in Rebecca Black's "Friday" music video

seriously though, if this guy is making these tracks, he should get a job in a genuine bubblegum factory

so i said what seat should i take
should i take the front seat or the back seat
realizing that we were supposed to have a school bus
guess what, we didn't have no money for a school bus!

My name is Pato
That's Spanish for duck
Why does everybody
Say I suck?

I have feelings too
You should be more considerate
I'd write an angry letter if I wasn't illiterate

I like young girls

I know, it sounded like the Cocteau twins... (xposts)

realizing that we were supposed to have a school bus
guess what, nothing really rhymes with school bus!

Yes, Cocteau Twins indeed, that's it!! Wau.

xp

Stool flush xpost

they call me fat fat fat fat fat Usher

I want Passantino/Pato print war now

holy shit

why oh why won't someone punch this dude in the neck

although kudos for using "pedophile" in the pre-chorus

what your saying is good. but flexing dosent make ppl think your not fat
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He should name his album Patophile

ts: pato vs. blotto

was Dom's piece the first to coin the "fat Usher" nickname???????

I want to weigh in on this before the 2,000th post...It's a bus song; not one of the best, but a bus song nonetheless. Kris Kross, the Guess Who, the Hollies, the Who, the Vengaboys--I like bus songs. I'm going to play this over the school P.A. Friday morning. I'm at a K-8; two-thirds of the kids will love it, one-third will groan mightily.

RIP clemenza

it is a shame that you are about to be torn apart by annoyed 5- through 14-year-olds

torn apart in the front seat
torn apart in the back seat

Murdering murdering yeah!
Death
Death
Death
Death

Ironic death: Clemenza tossed under the wheels of a school bus.

RIP dude.

the front wheels or the back?

Wishbone I will taaaake

You've got me worried now. I'm picturing something like the end of Freaks, with me locked in my room as dozens of kindergarten kids try to break down the door and exact a horrible revenge.

Exciting!

Fun fun fun fun

Guys, just to clear things up:

http://cherryhillmall.com/about_us/news/read/6086

CJ Fam still gonna show up though

yeah, i had to let my friend down on FB about that the other day

I've heard this song once almost all the way through, and i've heard a few Bieber singles in their entirety. I can't remember anything about the latter but the former is definitely some kinda earworm.

I am saddened because the Cherry Hill Mall was gonna be the mall I went to if Rebecca Black mall appearance I went. I knew the tour was a hoax but the finality of that press release is soul crushing.

"LOL" is not the next single. Bad move imo.

I have been watching the 'girl in pink' livestream for like an hour. She is p chill.Feels weird tho. http://www.livestream.com/thatgirlinpink

i don't know what makes that sound like porn more, the url or the way you posted it

There isn't really a good way to explain the joys of watching a 13 yr old girl on webcam, I've discovered. It was entertaining. "I don't know what a meme is"

(calls Chris Hansen)

it would be funny if her live stream was just an endless loop of her going [shy smile] "this is sooooooo weird!" [giggles].

Or an endless loop of her doing the dance?

Okay, this livestream is really awkward. She seems like a really nice kid, though.

lol okay she just said she has no idea who Jedward is, and that seemed like a good place to stop watching.

u are a prevert u all are preverts lololol

Aw c'mon...how could you not love her for this?

http://www.stupidgifs.com/images/full/79.gif

oh I love her too...I'm just loling at all you dudez having to feel conflicted about watching a 13 yo's livestream
I mean it's not funny but it's funny

tbh I'm surprised her parents haven't put that on lockdown

no way. this is her path to stardom

I had no such conflicted feelings. I mean, it's not like a Jennicam or anything. She's just sitting in a studio at a little table w/ a laptop and answering IM questions.

you sound... disappointed

aw I can't in good faith let that stand, I am 100% just giving you shit because this is full-on hilarious to me

Ha! No, if that was what she was doing then I'd be disappointed in both her and her parents. Answering IM questions seems perfectly normal for someone who came to fame the way she did—not a nobody, but not famous enough to go on Regis & Kelly or whatever.

I just thought it was cutely awkward and, as I said above, I only watched about 4 or 5 minutes of the archived livestream.

In it she says she actually doesn't like Fridays, she gives a reason, but I already forgot it.

is it THE COYOTE RUN

i bet it is

I had no such conflicted feelings. I mean, it's not like a Jennicam or anything. She's just sitting in a studio at a little table w/ a laptop and answering IM questions.

sitting at a computer with a webcam on her? so unlike Jennicam