https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bus6a5oHqhM
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link
why do they refuse to pay someone to write passable lyrics to go with their passable music?
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link
if the point of this above track is to say "hey, let me into the Dr Luke earworm business, someone else can write the words," great, but if it's actually meant to sell Pato as a celebrity in his own right, wtf
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link
fyi "friday" was the first song i bought on itunes in like 5 years
― jaymc, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
my name is patopeople call me patricei am living my life
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
and so is my niece
― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link
reminds me of that mr show sketch where the CEO is going on about how his business has been in his family for generations "SO DON'T YOU CALL ME FAT!"
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh man that 30mins version forks posted upthread <3
― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link
seriously though, if this guy is making these tracks, he should get a job in a genuine bubblegum factory
so i said what seat should i take should i take the front seat or the back seatrealizing that we were supposed to have a school busguess what, we didn't have no money for a school bus!
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link
My name is PatoThat's Spanish for duckWhy does everybodySay I suck?
I have feelings tooYou should be more considerateI'd write an angry letter if I wasn't illiterate
I like young girls
― i get less play than an 8 track (San Te), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I know, it sounded like the Cocteau twins... (xposts)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link
realizing that we were supposed to have a school busguess what, nothing really rhymes with school bus!
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes, Cocteau Twins indeed, that's it!! Wau.
xp
― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Stool flush xpost
― i get less play than an 8 track (San Te), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:12 (thirteen years ago) link
they call me fat fat fat fat fat Usher
I want Passantino/Pato print war now
― clown nabisco (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link
why oh why won't someone punch this dude in the neck
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link
although kudos for using "pedophile" in the pre-chorus
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link
what your saying is good. but flexing dosent make ppl think your not fatBestSportsHighlights 13 hours ago 51
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link
He should name his album Patophile
― da croupier, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
ts: pato vs. blotto
― butterfield earth (get bent), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
was Dom's piece the first to coin the "fat Usher" nickname???????
― gr8080, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I want to weigh in on this before the 2,000th post...It's a bus song; not one of the best, but a bus song nonetheless. Kris Kross, the Guess Who, the Hollies, the Who, the Vengaboys--I like bus songs. I'm going to play this over the school P.A. Friday morning. I'm at a K-8; two-thirds of the kids will love it, one-third will groan mightily.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
RIP clemenza
it is a shame that you are about to be torn apart by annoyed 5- through 14-year-olds
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
torn apart in the front seattorn apart in the back seat
― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Murdering murdering yeah!DeathDeathDeathDeath
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Ironic death: Clemenza tossed under the wheels of a school bus.
RIP dude.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
the front wheels or the back?
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Wishbone I will taaaake
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
You've got me worried now. I'm picturing something like the end of Freaks, with me locked in my room as dozens of kindergarten kids try to break down the door and exact a horrible revenge.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Exciting!
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Fun fun fun fun
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Guys, just to clear things up:
http://cherryhillmall.com/about_us/news/read/6086
― rock rough 'n' stuff with h.r. pufnstuf (Hurting 2), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
CJ Fam still gonna show up though
― ℯℳℴ ❤\(◕~◕✿ (some dude), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, i had to let my friend down on FB about that the other day
― Sittin' Fran (donna rouge), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I've heard this song once almost all the way through, and i've heard a few Bieber singles in their entirety. I can't remember anything about the latter but the former is definitely some kinda earworm.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 April 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I am saddened because the Cherry Hill Mall was gonna be the mall I went to if Rebecca Black mall appearance I went. I knew the tour was a hoax but the finality of that press release is soul crushing.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
"LOL" is not the next single. Bad move imo.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I have been watching the 'girl in pink' livestream for like an hour. She is p chill.Feels weird tho. http://www.livestream.com/thatgirlinpink
― oppet, Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't know what makes that sound like porn more, the url or the way you posted it
― ℯℳℴ ❤\(◕~◕✿ (some dude), Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
There isn't really a good way to explain the joys of watching a 13 yr old girl on webcam, I've discovered. It was entertaining. "I don't know what a meme is"
― oppet, Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
(calls Chris Hansen)
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link
it would be funny if her live stream was just an endless loop of her going [shy smile] "this is sooooooo weird!" [giggles].
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Or an endless loop of her doing the dance?
― Bagel A-Go-Go (wgdaniel), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay, this livestream is really awkward. She seems like a really nice kid, though.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
lol okay she just said she has no idea who Jedward is, and that seemed like a good place to stop watching.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
u are a prevert u all are preverts lololol
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Aw c'mon...how could you not love her for this?
http://www.stupidgifs.com/images/full/79.gif
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
oh I love her too...I'm just loling at all you dudez having to feel conflicted about watching a 13 yo's livestream I mean it's not funny but it's funny
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh I'm surprised her parents haven't put that on lockdown
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link