that would be more suited to an ablute bombs thread of which there isn't one probably because individual posters' soap choices are not incendiary discussion material.
― estela, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry i ruined the truth bombs thread by opening a pandora's box of boring beer talk
― Metal Jennifer Saunders (some dude), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
thread was going so well; those 30 posts about fucking bagels last week were a can't-miss.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Take it to tmi, cowboy.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
if that's what they were about that would qualify as a "must miss"
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i think goole's comment about burning hell talk is a truth bombesp this part: the mantle of inventor has been passed from mechanical geniuses like Edison to integrative artists like ourselves. i can hardly fathom how much coke you'd have to do to committee-write something like this
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Enough to think that "marketization" is a word, apparently.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
haha that word is so made up out of thin air i almost didn't see it
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
lolll
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
hell is other beardos
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
im imagining an alt version of the inferno where each circle is like a different authenticity claim
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
xp ^^ truth bomb
― dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
and the coke is on fire
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
when i lived in philly in the 90's gyro worldwide was all badass bikini girls and fake punk atty-tude and all that. like a simpsons sketch of grunge marketing. they they grew up and stuff i guess. they created Kamel Red in the 90's i think? which was so totally 90's.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
omg kamel red!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link
bikini bandits! that was their fake, um, something. i forget. they even have a book:
http://www.virusbook.net/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q4itIbuL7c&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
we've moved on but the president of Dr Bronner's was in my undergrad college class and was a good acquaintance of mine
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
gr80's quote made me google OK Soda... look at this fuckin thing!!
Clowes, ______?, Burns
― despite not doin a tweet for five weeks (sic), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm really, really glad to find out that San Te's back.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, May 12, 2011 9:38 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
― the whole of the goon (the whole of the moon is a famous song) (history mayne), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
That poor girl. Her parents named her Acquanetta.
― that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:05 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
She could have changed it
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:11 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
there's little in life that's more tragic than flagging yr own pwnage to prove that you're cool with being pwned
― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 6:32 PM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
dude everyone knows you're supposed to pound a 'dew when you eat at taco bell. its like white wine and fish.― farty f baby (Princess TamTam), Thursday, May 26, 2011 2:29 PM
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
aaaahahaha
― Z S, Friday, 27 May 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
pounded a dew at arbys today
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
only felt half right
I haven't drank Dew since I was about 7.
― skot gigz - moombah pimpin' (The Reverend), Friday, 27 May 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
How on earth could you mishandle a cheese grater? You'd have to be a real doofus to do that.
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, May 29, 2011 7:37 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 May 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link
there is more than one way to mishandle a cheese grater iirc
― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Monday, 30 May 2011 05:52 (twelve years ago) link
hard cheese?
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 May 2011 05:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://images3.cpcache.com/product/43739183v1_480x480_Front_Color-Natural.jpg
― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Monday, 30 May 2011 06:00 (twelve years ago) link
but do keep up the "I, a white guy, like to pontificate about whiteness" routine, it's in no way more ancient than fucking space
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, May 30, 2011 2:58 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dude, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
i think space is older iirc?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
the "I, a white guy, like to pontificate about whiteness" routine is dope
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
all the girls say he pontify for a white guy
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
lol stop it
― estela, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:26 (twelve years ago) link
hearin those voices again eh
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
those relentless harpies, luckily so far <3 has won the day.
― estela, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
i'm on my phone and typing's a real pain so can you just imagine that markers wavy arm celebration thing is here instead of this text
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
\(^o^)/
― darraghmac
― markers, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
attaboy
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 09:29 (twelve years ago) link
i've always misread that as some kind of elaborate shrug.
― estela, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 09:50 (twelve years ago) link
it's all in the eyes
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 09:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/images/wiki/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Shrug.jpg/250px-Shrug.jpg
― estela, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 09:58 (twelve years ago) link
somewhat edited for truth bombiness
SOtT-era Prince was where the songs were "OK" but the performance/production cured diseases― KRSTRMFT (Ówen P.), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 2:28 PM
― KRSTRMFT (Ówen P.), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 2:28 PM
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, that's not really true, let alone a bomb
― Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
many people would eat their own arms off for songs that "ok".
― scott seward, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
proof is in the pudding for me on that one: I have never heard a cover of U Got the Look or Starfish and Coffee I could stomach but I would fight-n-die for the originals.
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
... how many covers of "Starfish and Coffee" are there
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
Cursory search:
Bart Peeters - Zeester Met Koffie (0:04:04) Bendik Hofseth - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:54) Fallen Angels, The - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:22) Gentlemen Of The College -Starfish And Coffee Haddy N'jie & The Stoones - Starfish And Coffee (0:03:56) Jabberwocks - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:20) Jasper Kump - Starfish And Coffee (0:03:00) Moira MacDonald - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:59) Papoose - Starfish And Coffee Sixteen Feet - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:27) Soulwax - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:55) Sterling Exp, The - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:55)
also Matt Nathanson
― For one throb of the (Michael White), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
xp quite a lot actually! i went on a tear with prince covers a few years ago and i gotta tell you i don't know if I could name three that I liked that weren't on skinny motherfucker with the high voice
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link