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hahahaha I'll say.

Funny cause reading about it now it doesn't seem to have been test marketed in NY but I distinctly remember reading about it at the time and then buying some to see what it tasted like. Must have been on a trip somewhere.

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ9iWSJogp8

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

oklahoma? xpost
http://www.myonlinemaps.com/images/oklahoma-map.gif

I slang in my (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Most likely.

btw: "Excerpts from the OK Soda manifesto".

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man, I spent way too much time trying to convince myself that I liked Fruitopia

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i drank a ton of fruitopia in middle school. typical middle school lunch: large order of tater tots with too much salt, fruitopia, maybe a muffin.

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

xxp ian otm

lol dan actually also otm

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I just remember there was one flavor that didn't taste like sweet death and it was not one of the ones that survived the Great Fruitopia Flavor Cull when the beverage failed to dominate the market; I think it was citrusy...?

Anyway, when the strawberry sugar bomb flavor became the only one you could find, I felt a huge weight of sugar lift off of my shoulders.

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi when you buy Coors you're supporting the Heritage Foundation

gr8080, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

In addition to the popular Strawberry Passion Awareness, other flavors included The Grape Beyond, Tangerine Wavelength, Citrus Excursion, Fruit Integration, Pink Lemonade Euphoria, Lemonade Love & Hope, Raspberry Psychic Lemonade, and Beachside Blast.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

It was either Citrus Excursion or Fruit Integration; I suspect the latter because it has the word "Integration" in the title and at the time I was all about making as many life choices as possible that would make my life more closely resemble a gothy Benetton ad.

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi when you buy pbr you are indirectly doing same:

The company (MillerCoors) is also tasked with brewing brands of beer and lager that are owned by Pabst Brewing Company.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

ian otm but also gr80 otm so I am torn. Can I still buy Budweiser with a reasonably clear conscience?

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

here are more companies gr80 needs to boycott:

There's defence contractors Boeing and Lockheed Martin, finance and insurance companies such as Allstate Insurance, Mortgage Insurance Companies of America, and American International Group (AIG), auto company Honda, tobacco company Altria Group (Philip Morris), drug and medical companies Johnson & Johnson, GlaxoSmithKline, Novartis, and Bristol-Myers Squibb Foundation, oil companies ChevronTexaco and Exxon Mobil, software giant Microsoft, and chipping in over $100,000 each, Alticor (Amway), Pfizer, PhRMA, and United Parcel Service (UPS). [2]

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

millercoors also supported/supporting gov. scott walker

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

and i've got love for high life, but it's incredibly easy to buy good non-millercoors/pabst beer.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

August A. Busch III, Chairman of the Executive Committee of Anheuser-Busch, is a Bush Ranger having raised at least $200,000 for Bush in the 2004 election. [2]

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not sure what we're talking about but i hope i can still buy these arizona green tea cans

markers, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Sigh.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

also lol, aside from UPS and Microsoft it seems I already have an unintentional boycott of companies who donate to the Heritage Foundation going as I try to avoid pretty much every organization listed there just on GP

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i ain't gonna play sun city

buzza, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i only give money to people who use it to fuck bitches and get more money

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/1325.jpg

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/3092212804_300ef4712e.jpg

sarahel, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

^ word

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Narragansett

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

black label is a fine beer, espesh icy cold. dive around here has $4 black label/evan williams combo. and free cheeseballs.

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Narragansett is a truth bomb, yes

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

and free cheeseballs

!!!

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

also have a soft spot for:
http://www.beercankorner.com/graphics/genesee905.jpg

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

is $4 happy hour price or regular?

sarahel, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

my disposable junk beer of choice is red stripe these days but back in the day i was down with
http://www.neonsign.com/eng_tackers/images/mickeysluttin.jpg

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"mickeysluttin.jpg"?

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

:(

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i just link em, i don't write em.
mickey's advertising in the 90's was hella dumb; surprised they didn't get more market share
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iAMnHPtQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

$4 all day every day

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

the old bottles were designed to look like grenades, perfect for chucking at good friends at parties.

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a good price! $5 is the norm here, though you get a "better" brand of bourbon

sarahel, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

narragansett is owned by an advertising agency. the same company that invented hendrick's gin.

http://quakercitymercantile.com/

scott seward, Monday, 4 April 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

they used to be known as gyro worldwide and in the 90's they were all rad and skateboard-y. now they are all about faux-olde-tymey.

scott seward, Monday, 4 April 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

hence the name change. pretty smart!

scott seward, Monday, 4 April 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Long ago, we evolved beyond the role of advertising agency, creating a new paradigm for the generation of enduring commercial value. Our name change to Quaker City Mercantile comes in recognition of our expanded role as a creator of consumer products and intellectual content. We are a hybrid of 19th century mercantilism and 21st century brand artistry.

We believe in the importance of making things. We believe that a free market both requires and deserves products that display an authentic point of view. As manufacturing processes have become commoditized, the mantle of inventor has been passed from mechanical geniuses like Edison to integrative artists like ourselves. As experts in the interactions between self-image, social worth, individuality, and brand identity — we create products from the ground up. We offer all phases of development, from ideation to manufacture to full marketization, including package design, multimedia campaigns, social networking, buzz programs, and viral campaigns. We identify manufacturing facilities, source materials, design packaging and produce the full array of intellectual content required to launch and sustain brands.

Quaker City Mercantile pays homage to the Philadelphia of the 19th century, when our fair city was the center of the Industrial Revolution. With fierce pride in our roots, we are sparking a new Innovation Revolution here in Quaker City.

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Monday, 4 April 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Hendricks is one of my most favorite things in the world

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

PBR wasn't even a hipster choice when i was in college, it was considered sort of a cut above the swill they'd serve at the sleazier bars in town where the drinking age wasn't enforced (i think there was one place that was basically a rec room sans decoration and served natural light for 25 cents per small cup during happy hour and served literally nothing else.) PBR was regarded as better-tasting while still being cheap. everyone drank either that or labatt's (as a session beer) or shotgunned milwaukee's best.

omar little, Monday, 4 April 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha - yeah. We both clearly went to school in upstate ny. Labatts and The Beast were everywhere.

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

lol I went through a Labatt's phase because J was living with two women from upstate NY

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the only times i've had labatts are at hockey games and at the montreal casino

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

really enjoying this thread digression. OK Soda and Quaker City Mercantile's mission statement are blowing my mind right now.

Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Monday, 4 April 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link


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