PICK THE BEST SONG: "Friday" vs. "Mambo No. 5" vs. "Who Let the Dogs Out" vs. "Thong Song" vs. "Pieces of Me"

"Thong Song" is horrible and detestable, but so are "Mambo #5" and "Who Let The Dogs Out" too.

Yeah, at least Rebecca is young enough to do better.

(Actually, I disagree w/Geir, but hey)

Before coming into this topic I was wondering what "Pieces of Me" was doing in here because it is largely innofensive MOR type music.

If you want an unbearable Ashlee Simpson songs you'd go for something like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41s4IMyamQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41s4IMyamQ

haha I like that one a lot more than "Pieces of Me"

Pieces of Me is pretty rad, but it's probably like her 12th best song or something.

Better Off is probably my favorite.

(also, i thought we as a society were past the whole shameful ashlee-as-figure-of-fun phase?)
― lex pretend, Friday, April 1, 2011 9:18 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark

nah bro, this fight has not yet been won.

kind of have a soft spot for Mambo No. 5

Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!

Before coming into this topic I was wondering what "Pieces of Me" was doing in here because it is largely innofensive MOR type music.

Which is why I went for it. The other songs are all offensive, and inoffensive is, after all, much better than offensive.

!!??

that tha tha tha tha thong

"that thong tha thong thong thong," rather

Stop being offensive. Girls' bottoms! My god

L.O.V.E. is deffo the best AshSimp song

More offensive in terms of being actively musically annoying.

Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!

― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 6, 2011 11:12 AM (Yesterday)

uh

voted thong song obv

baaaaaaabeeeeeeeee that thong tha thong thong thong

btw I am requesting "The Thong Song" for the wedding playlist

i have a question, in the ashlee simpson song "la la," what does it mean to "la la," like as a verb.

like i know the song is about sex, but surely the construction of the song isn't a cutesy way of saying "i want to orgasm on the kitchen, on the floor."

hahahaha

it's not "orgasm", it's "fuck"

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Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!

No one likes this song. You are lying.

no, you are lying!

Dude, Friday is just not good.

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justice

Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!

No one likes this song. You are lying.

Me and 20 other people, apparently.

I'm one of the twenty plus Tuomas. Silly little pop song - I've always been surprised at the hate for something so fluffy and fun.

Baha Men is the only one of these I have no good feelings about on any level, so I'm pleased to see it come last

my belated write-in vote is for the Gameboy version of "Thong Song" which was briefly an internet meme circa 2000, or maybe it only was in my head: http://www.biglionmusic.com/music/arrangements/other-arrangements/thong-song-gameboy/

Hey, the Baha Men did a cover of "Dancing in the Moonlight" before Toploader!

more votes than most Beatles polls, I notice

still "Thong Song", though I suspect "Pieces of Me" and "Friday" would slide down and that underrated *classic* "Mambo #5" would skedaddle up to #2 if this was polled again

"Thong Song's" mandate only grows.

Lou Bega’s girlfriend Monica listening to Mambo No. 5 for the first time pic.twitter.com/npx7vmWYtQ

— Joeley Pulver (@joeleybean) August 21, 2020

dumps like a truck

― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:28 PM bookmarkflaglink

DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK

― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

right

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

it's like a euphemism for "she takes giant shits" or something

― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

well presumably she wasn't wearing the thong during this, shouldn't matter

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:30 PM bookmarkflaglink