Chicago: home of the President of the United fucking States

Ha! Oh, Pats...

yeah, just go pee and let them cheat for a few minutes
this is what i did

oh man that alley rat picture

just in case you guys didn't see it on that other thread

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5610/worstheadlinehj3.jpg

Taint of Blagojevich would be a good name for a metal band

ahhahaah genuine lolz
how crude

I wonder if Rod's taint has funny hair, too...

tender esl story, coming right up:

last summer i had a student named mohammed who was from iraq. he was an engineer in iraq, but was looking for a job - any job- here in chicago. he was in my class for like 2 weeks, maybe three. during that time, he requested that i help him get a dictionary like the ones we use in class. i said sure. other people said they wanted the dictionaries too, so i ordered a bunch of used ones from various sellers via abeb00ks. the second or third week of class he told me that he got a job at a hotel as "hotelman" and that his schedule would prevent him from attending class and he was very sorry. for weeks these dictionaries poured into my mailbox; it was really irritating and they were really heavy to carry to work.
the guy disappeared and never got his dictionary and i never saw him again.

until today, when i was walking home from the train and i saw him. he was just standing there on the corner talking to a friend in front of the indian/pakistani restaurant. i turned around and made sure it was him. it was. it just so happens that i had ONE dictionary left from the several dozen that i ordered. no one bought that one. so i ran upstairs (across the street) and he waited for me and he finally got his dictionary.

the end.

Yay!

Sweet.

New thread

no

aw

well, ok

aw

no, no, ladies' choice

why?
by all means, the taint of blagojevich it is

I kind of like it. Not the actual taint of Blago. The thread.