Britney Spears is an Idiot: SHOCKER!

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Please tell me that Courtney Love pic has been photoshopped.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney could disappear for two or three years and re-emerge as Faith Hill.

― pdf (Phil Freeman), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Does the world really need more music from Britney Spears? Give the spotlight to someone new. She's old news.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, she should stick to the political punditry.

― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

what a bizarre person to be a celebrity. she isn't even remotely talented, and she's incredibly stupid.

oh. wait. yeah.

― Emily B (Emily B), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

and yet, i heart 'toxic'. still dance around in my pajamas to it.

― Emily B (Emily B), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i kind of like her new double-chin, deranged aviator spex look.

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

She just needs a cigarette holder and a fishing hat.

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's be honest here -- we ALL need that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yes the courtney has been photoshopped...remember elvis had 3 distinct careers, this is the end of britneys first, we can still have the comeback special followed by our lady of sorrows/las vegas division

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 17 June 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

She's going goth:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-06/23/xin_270603231446257304311.jpg

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a slight improvement over the fat & trashy look she's been sporting of late (and, yes, i know she's preggers, but i think the flab is more than just the critter she's carrying)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

remember elvis had 3 distinct careers, this is the end of britneys first, we can still have the comeback special followed by our lady of sorrows/las vegas division

I can't wait for her "Suspicious Minds."

And her "dead-on-a-toilet" phase, as described in Wayne's World.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to hold off on Britney fat jokes until at least six months to a year after she's done having babies.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Saturday, 24 June 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

So you're holding off for a long time then?

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 25 June 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I dunno, I just think there's no challenge in making fat jokes about a pregnant (or recently pregnant) woman.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Sunday, 25 June 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

I can’t believe the right has not seized upon a narrative that Britney’s rights were taken away because she gave a pro-bush interview to tucker

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 18 July 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link

I doubt today’s “right” is looking to pull Bush/Iraq out of the memory hole (or dredge up a Britney comment no one remembers)

― aging goth couple™ (morrisp), Sunday, 18 July 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

Bush dropped a dog on its head? I don't remember that..

― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 09:09 (two years ago) link

Neither does the dog :(

― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 09:16 (two years ago) link

Oof this thread title

― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link

Alex In NYC very much in character.

― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 23 July 2021 10:04 (two years ago) link

Yeah, somehow I've only noticed this thread title today and was a bit... startled !

― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 23 July 2021 12:20 (two years ago) link

Why the fuck is this bumped instead of 100 million other britney threads

― treeship., Friday, 23 July 2021 12:32 (two years ago) link

not to be all schoolmarmish but come on

― treeship., Friday, 23 July 2021 12:48 (two years ago) link

it would be so funny if we freed britney and she immediately endorsed trump for the next election
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) July 23, 2021

― akm, Friday, 23 July 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

toQic

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 23 July 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link

It was how I felt then, and it's how I feel now. Do I feel bad about her conservatorship situation? Sure, but that doesn't mean I suddenly think she's eligible for Mensa membership.

― Alex in NYC, Monday, 26 July 2021 13:42 (two years ago) link

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