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penis is the real winner i guess.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

The Big News: This week’s Raw was built around promising live sex acts. Next week maybe they will promise the return of Eddie Guerrero.

Todd Martin brings the funny!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

At the end of the day, 97% of the IWC believe Lita has a penis.

see, she never should have lost her Miss Congeniality/ECW look

― kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Lita's boobs popped a 5.3 rating. Insert "Paul London to job to Lita's boobs" gag here.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 January 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Allegedly Dalip Singh's first opponent in a WWE ring will be Matt Hardy. Literally, "lol".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 19 February 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I WILL NOT DIE

Pr-probably

― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Tatanka + Matt Hardy ... SCINTILLATING

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:05 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Good times, great memories.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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