basically i am in the self-loathing cycle of random internet aggression and event-horizon humor failure accrued through four days in the same pair of pyjamas spent on ILX

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lk thread ?^7

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Freezing breath on the window pain
http://i34.tinypic.com/xtyt3.jpg
Lying waiting

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

The music is weaving
http://i33.tinypic.com/2elr2qb.jpg
Haunting notes pizzicato strings

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky
http://i34.tinypic.com/9rn3fs.jpg
It fades to the distance.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

It stays with you until
The feeling is gone
http://i37.tinypic.com/23kdjt2.jpg
only you and I
This means nothing to me

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

King Boy Pato, Monday, 18 August 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

underrated thread imo

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

underrated poster imo

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

good thread

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

if lj stayed in this mode 24-7 I would become big supporter

Edward III, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

lj is a surprisingly good usic imitator

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

apparently i can't tell the diff. between harmless if slightly risque spiralli bait and world-ending gut-wrenching thread-locking ban-necessitating crepeyness, i may have been wearing these PJs too long again

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

i started that life coach thread for a reason, dude

Lamp, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ the surmounter post

gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

six months pass...

i am properly clothed but i feel this thread needs a bump

stumblin' towards sb, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, January 16, 2009 12:29 PM (6 months ago) [IP: 71.249.215.136] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still one of the all-time great posts i do believe

max, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

lj have you seen the episode of the office where ryan explains that he's set up a blog for Creed called "Creed's Thoughts" but it's really a MS Word document on Creed's desktop that Creed thinks is on the internet

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

silence yon petticoats and let me perform

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

HERDED FAUST INTO GLOCK CHAMBER
DREAD DOG JEDI SPAWNING VERTICAL I FESTOON YH FACTORY
ITS PARSIMONY FOR LEGUMES
ALL SMOTHERING DOWN THE BANQUET LINE
GAROTTED BEYOND FAITH IN A SHOT CARTILAGE
MERCY VILLAGE AINT ALL EXPENSES ALL FEUDAL GOLD
HOWS YH TARIFF I AINT SEEN NO BLOODAXE

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

great now you're think you're the second coming of mark e. smith

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link


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country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

d-mage g-d s-just ban <P

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

<>P

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

<$>P

is ice everythere

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/2009/01/ice-chunks_harbourfront_hto_snow_01.jpg

THE ARCHERS GO AT THE FRONT OTHERWISE UR MEN GET SHOT

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

sealevel is not an evil seal ;¬R

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

oral medication
like two-ton punch

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.swisseduc.ch/glaciers/earth_icy_planet/icons-03/09-ice-avalanche.jpg

IT IS FALLIN INTO YR EYES

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

louis u smokin the ganj??

morning bells are ringing, zing ban rong zing ban rong (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.klipsi.ch/FranzJosefLand/pushing-iceberg.jpg

SEALEVEL IS REVENGE INFLATE YR LIFEBUOY MARINER

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

dry ice throat hex anaphylactic marijuana spasmodic DREAD DOG cof

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Dexter/IceTruckFound1.jpg

OFF 2 INFERNO BYE

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

TTYII

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.thedieselgypsy.com/ICE-Truck-1.jpg

TALK 2 U IN ICE

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

FILLETING STARBUCKS WITH RUNCIBLE CONDUIT
I BREACH THE PERISCOPE THRU ULTRAFUCK SKULLFLOOR

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

where did u ice me

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.italianfoodnet.com/uploads/img/news-oysters_ice.jpg

where did u ICE me

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Uh . . . everything ok there Louis?

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

crevettes i ice
prawns i ice
shrimps i ice
langoustines i ice
all the crustaceans are now ice
everything is ice
ice is everything
i am stronger thru crustacean ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1532/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1532R-3016.jpg

CRUSTACEAN ICE

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

louis are you bored? do you need something to do?

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

ICE NICE PRAWN CORN SPRICE IN TRICE IS NICE QUEEN LANGOUSTINE THE SHRIMP I IMP THE CREVETTE ICE IS ICE ALL OVER MY ICE PLZ

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

omg @ ice carriage

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.encora.eu/w/images/thumb/1/17/FW.jpg/400px-FW.jpg

all of these things r crustaceans u see

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/even%20our%20crustaceans%20are%20prettier.JPG

honey i have crustaceans 4 u

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

http://disclose.tv/files/photos/f7177163c833dffL.jpg

i have CROSSED OCEANS honey and also brought crustaceans

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

crustaceans r the antidote 2 ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

2ice 2ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

nah when u have a target to aim for you lose it man, nobody should tell u when ur close imo

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

HOWS A FROSTED CARAPACE PTECTIN' CATABOLICS IN YH CHEST
BEAT IT W/ SHEARS AND ITS GROWING HARD LIKE TH'ORES OF CHROME
IM HOME ALONE AND TOMATO TONE EXHUMES A GUM I LISTEN LIKE SHELLAC
A GROSS EGG IN MY APRON I FEEL DETECTED ITS LIKE HIDE TH LANTERN
ODIOUS HEAPS OF SODA UNCORK DISSENTS I SPEAK UNCONSCIONABLY
CLEAR TH TABLE W/ A FIST AND THEN CLEAR OUT TH TABLE
SPLINTERS SPLIT VELLUM YOU AINT HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE
NOBODYS LEARNT SPELLING BUT I PTECT MY CHEST W/ PALIMPSEST
LIGHTHOUSES WASHED AGROUND A SINGLE CASSOWARY FREAKS
YOU SUNDRIED BECHAMEL DIVINE AS IF HAYWAIN PAINTED SLAYER

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

portends todayin' @ @ @ @ @ @ PURGE

{purrrrrrrrrrge}

ITS WASHIN U SUCKBREATH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/12002881/Whirly_Wash_Water_Powered_Brush.jpg

WEN I SEE GOD NEXT IT WILL BE CYCLIC LIKE THIS
it is manifest in the curlicues, fuck lo

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.watsonsfloormats.com/images/web/clean_and_green-l.jpg

WHY WD U LET MAMMON ENGORGE UPON YH PURPLES
BURN ALL OF THE COMPANIES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/07/brick-washing-machine-220x153.jpg

THIS IS TH FIRST PLAN 4 PROPER WASHING

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.5minutesforspecialneeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cleaning_toilet.jpg

GALILEO DID CAST HIS TOOLS T TH FIRE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pixdaus.com/pics/12361261619tI4TqU.jpg

FUCK LO

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCK U FUCK U PIXDAUS I WASH U W/ BAD GLOVES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.vincentchow.net/images/wash1.jpg

FUCK LO F'^X

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://lh6.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx55J7VFI/AAAAAAAABKY/xTMlyaZyGxk/airplane%20washing%20picture%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

MAKE IT SWIFT O LORD
CLEANSE ME W/ STEEL ROTARY LOVE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://lh4.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx6gBW_cI/AAAAAAAABKc/Tfutcnxx4B0/airplane%20washing%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

TH STAGEDIVE IS OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CROWDSURFING AND SOMETIMES TH FRONTPERSON WILL KISS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER
choose me choose me please choose me

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~genmaps/genfiles/COU_files/ENG/LIN/mercator_wash-det_1620.jpg

TRUEFAY KINGE JOHNNE LOFTE HIF BELONGINGF HERE I BEG THEE CART NO MAGNA @ MY FOAPY FINGERF

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the wafhe
the wafhe
the wafhe
TH WAFH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

THWAFH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

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Llewellyn also presents Scrapheap Challenge and Hollywood Science, the latter of which is a joint production between the BBC and the Open University. Llewellyn also recently played the role of the perplexed 'Gryphon' in the film MirrorMask (2005).

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

LLEWELLYN U ARE PERPLEXED GRYPHON LET US BUILD ALKALIS TGETHER

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:89uxvrspDO70oM:http://www.dreslough.com/main/fantasy/gryphon.jpg&t=1

ACIDS DROOL BASES RULE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

ill shit

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.geekjosh.com/gryphon.jpg

LOOK I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW HYDROXIDE
WITH THIS PAW DO I CLAIM OWNERSHIP

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

U STACK TART WHY U THINK I DO NOT BURN TO TOUCH UPPER PH
IT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT DISSOLVE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://digitalart.org/images/artwork/0062500-62801/fantasy/gryphon.jpg

I
B
STYLIN
INSOLUBLE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.elfwood.com/art/p/e/petrar/the_gryphon.jpg

MY MATTER WITHSTANDS

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh sodium wash reqd lets draw h pissy cloth across m grime

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

steel rotary amour

c classy t fin

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

:)

acoleuthic, Friday, 31 December 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link


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