defend the indefensible: "kokomo" by the beach boys

But, as it is, kinda indefensible.

To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique

so 80s, esp. since montserrat is a steaming volcanic ruin now

and as a "wtf?" moment:

Port Au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse

do they REALLY wanna see probably the most run-down city in the islands?!?

i have ALWAYS heard this as "mounds of rotten steak" which you gotta admit is pretty bad ass.

me too -- until i googled the lyrics, i didn't know what they really were.

Not that far.

However, the picture of Mike Love/Disney's California Adventure = classic*(classic

Throughout the '80s, the Beach Boys had placed several songs in films (The Big Chill, Lethal Weapon 2, Troop Beverly Hills, Soul Man). In '87 the amassed brain trust of Melcher, Love, ex-Papa John Phillips, and Scott McKenzie (of “San Francisco” fame) decided to try to write a song for the film Cocktail, derived from the scene where the Tom Cruise character moves from New York to Jamaica. Recalls Melcher, "We went into it to see if anyone could write a major hit for the band besides Brian. I figured a lot their hits had been travelogues like ‘Surfin' USA' and 'California Girls.'

“John Phillips had this idea about a kind of blues song about some place the band would go before they broke up. We changed all the words and chords around and I wrote the chorus. As far as the feel goes, I always loved Jimmy Buffett records, so I got a steel drummer, Van Dyke Parks played the accordion, Ry Cooder played the guitar and the slide, and Jim Keltner was the drummer, going for a 'Margaritaville' kind of thing.

"I just layered it until it all started to shimmer. What really made it was the out-of-tune accordion: it glued everything together, especially with the steel drum. Then we left the falsettos out of the harmonies rather than having somebody copy Brian." The song shot to No. 1 and led the Still Cruisin’ album to gold.

This is a bit of a banger, this one.

Indefensible. With the sole exception of the aforementioned Muppets version.
-- Stephen C (ihope), Friday, December 30, 2005 3:06 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Above posts make it appear that the Muppets covered the Imus version.

watching the muppets version on youtube, i notice that half of the lines are double entendres.

I brought in a tape with "Kokomo" on it to show & tell in 4th grade, when everyone else brought Nirvana, Weird Al and Guns & Roses tapes. Damn you, Beach Boys. I tried to explain to my classmates that it was Van Dyke Parks unorthodox accordion playing that really made the song, but no one would listen...

when I was in 5th grade, I wrote a pornographic version of this song while attending a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar with my grandma.

Cockomo?

prefer it to all other beach boys songs

Mike Love does it good.

prefer it to all other beach boys songs

-- J0hn D., Saturday, 19 April 2008 15:34 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^real talk

insanity

Mike Love does it good.

-- Thus Sang Freud, Saturday, April 19, 2008 3:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

love mike love

good tune

In a sense, this horrible makes other songs sound all that much better, so 'kokomo' acts as a palette cleanser of sorts, like the sprig of parsley between salad and entre, or the prune slivovitz between courses.

they are selling "15 Big Ones" for a buck around the corner from me. fuck, i should go pick that up; it's a great record.

crutis if you love it so much, why don't you nom it for 1p3 top 100 songs

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/15BigOnesCover.jpg

best album cover artwork, ever, to boot. fuckit, i'm buying this posthaste and gonna slam it up on my walls

I think you get the meaning from my badly worded previous post: kokomo makes other music sound a little bit better.

secretly about this guy:
http://www.afropop.org/img/world_music/african_music/escaping/Kokomo.jpg

Never minded "Kokomo" -- it's exactly how I would have envisioned the BB's sounding in the eighties had I been a littlet deuce coupe in the sixties.

http://www.beachboysband.net/BBBNEWS/MikeLove_Kokomo.gif

quelle douche

The 1p3 Top 100 Songs of All Time

Mike Love died for your sins!

Kevin Love declared early for Mike Love's sins.

I like this song. I'm kind of relieved the see the hate is not universal.

Mike Love died for your sins!

It's true! Wait and see...

let's see, what would I prefer - "teenage symphonies to God" or a pop song that goes well with a rum & coke? no fuckin contest yo, Dom I got the next round

I don't have a problem with the song itself, per se, but hearing it inspires mental images of John Stamos and the rest of the Full House gang, which I'd prefer not to have.

my ding a-ling >>>all other chuck berry songs

mikin' love out of nothin' at all

i just remembered that my family tree includes people with the surname 'love'.. maybe i'm related to mike?????!

i know someone who is related to him and met him in person; no joke. He was every bit as cheesy in the flesh as you'd imagine, from the story my friend related to me.

*not only do they say it

Jeez, it seems to have triggered a seizure that it warned me about and caused me to type nonsense.

Good god, I mean are they serious? It sounds like something Weird Al would do to make fun of them.

I mean, I'm astounded. Impressively bad.

port au prince
i wanna catch a glimpse
*epic sax*

i keep on listening to "floridada," at least once every couple days. i guess it's time i bought an animal collective record, huh.

this song is like when the bad guys win in a movie

Hmm, "New Yorkork"

Let's do that..

Compare "We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow" from "Kokomo"

with

"Imma take it slow just as fast as I can" from "Body Like a Back Road."

(It's kinda like comparing how Whitesnake walked down a road alone, going down the only road they'd ever known, and then Green Day walked a lonely road, which was similarly the only road they'd ever known. Who was on those roads? No one. Because they were being walked alone.)

Everyone else was driving

i was walking down the highway, baby
i'm just a rebel with nothing to lose
you know i hate to leave you lonely, lady
but the hard life is calling and i just can't refuse-ah

this is a cool piece https://www.stereogum.com/2006749/kokomo-beach-boys-story/franchises/sounding-board/

and this is some video https://youtu.be/Z8JqzFg1OGs

Derek Jeter's Taco Hole
― Tape Store (Tape Store), Friday, December 30, 2005 5:02 PM (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we'll get there fast and then we'll take it show makes sense

they want to get there (Kokomo) fast (b because they are excited for vacation)

then they'll take it show (chillax on vacation)

fun fact: 'kokomo' is good

not bad

UMS: compare "Body Like a Back Road," specifically the line "I'ma take it slow just as fast as I can."

I get more requests to write about this song than any other, and I have to say, "But it's not bad."

^ this guy fuckin' gets it

it's bad

I don't dislike it.

I was born in 1986 and it wasn't until like 2003 that I found out that the Beach Boys had more songs than "Kokomo"

Best thing Stamos was ever involved in.

UMS: compare "Body Like a Back Road," specifically the line "I'ma take it slow just as fast as I can."

― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, July 24, 2018 8:23 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it makes a lot more sense than this line

though "I'ma take it slow just as fast as I can." def has some "galaxy brain" appeal

song/verse is so so and just kind of there but the catchy chorus alone def makes it. if nothing else then Mike Love hit a homerun there. this is a fast food jingle level earworm.

Yeah I have always liked this song while knowing (even as a kid) it was trash.
And the verses are nice but indeed the most catchy part is Love’s.
Actually I’m pretty sure if you ask 100 persons to sing « Good Vibrations », I’m pretty sure 60% will sing Mike’s chorus part.

60% of people are pretty dumb tbh

I think of the bit where Mark says "c'mon, feel it feel it!"

aruba jamaica oh I want to take you to
bermuda bahama let’s leave it up to fema
key largo montego baby my state’s a frozen igloo
oh I want to take you down to
cancun-o we'll get there fast and then I’ll shitpost slow
that's where mr. trump would go way down in cancun-o

— kilgore trout, back in some form (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 18, 2021