do YOU love achewood, too?

"He's like the Steve Irwin of STDs"

Sadly enough I have it! I would like to buy Roast Beef's zine but I've spent a bloody fortune on that site!

Pat: Well, filthy creatures ain't allowed in the house. Come along.

Beef: You dis my dog you fluff my hog

Pat: WHAT?! What did you just say to me?

Beef: I said that if you speak against Weldon then you are about to enter a world where the only activity that exists is tasting my hog

OHHHH SHIIIIIIT!

in the last 96 hours I have re-read every single strip, so nice to end up with this one

:)

I like the alt text too, keepin it real.

i love it

Congratulations to the happy couple.

EMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The whole bit about beef getting married... maybe... has been grebt.

Aw thats sweet. Despite the Sting, lol.

My girlfriend send me this one in an email the other day and said something along the lines of it probably inspiring me to make a similar list regarding our relationship. SHOULD I BE AFRAID BROS?

I am actually a bit choked up! Glad it's finally happened.

Oh lord, I'm talking like this about a comic? I've been reading this too long!!

Clay, you should just reply "Why you even got to do a thing?" She'll leave you alone I'm sure...

TOMORROW: Lyle pukes so hard it makes a football go three feet

I stopped reading this after my computer died and I lost all of my bookmarks and forgot to add this again... and now I can't remember where I was! It's been like 6 months though... long way to go. I fucking LOVED the three-day fight though

marriage. the great indoor fight.

my fave thing from this whole marriage thing might be beef's fortune from chevy ford wo's:

"the lady is the mountain behind the tiny flaming fishing cabin of the man"

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/opinion/story/0,22049,22062745-5001031,00.html

hi dere waht is awesome

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5564857,00.jpg

totally sweet editorial portrait

Classy!

I fucking adore Achewood -- got hooked after reading The Great Outdoor Fight story last winter. Ray and Roast Beef in particular are unsettlingly real to me, for internet cartoon cats. LOVED the strip a few days ago where they found the guy who invented Comic Sans.

HE WANTS TO TASTE THE FUCKING CURB!

that is the best thing I have ever read about Australia.

hahaha

phillippe is the best

fact: the brain is the only organ that hates crime.

looking back a few weeks reveals that pat is totally taking on this gladdington's curse thing and basically looking just like his dad, simon. minus a little facial hair.

Also I like that his gay dad's name is Simon Reynolds

Holy shit why did I never notice this very important bit of information before

The guy who writes this strip is my friend's cousin. My friend has a T-shirt. He doesn't let being related to a celebrity go to his head.

Onstad is a celebrity?

Achewood may be the best thing in my life right now. <3<3<3 forever

I was, you know, kidding (about the celebrity thing. My friend really is related to him, though).

It looks like this was the announced 2020 release:

https://onipress.com/pages/achewood

The zombie pages still exist on the vendor sites, which, while not a guarantee of anything, means it’s only partially dead

Following that link Barnes & Noble suggests it will come in September

Possibly. I know some publishers/stores will just auto-bump a release date from the original date.

Trying to make achewood go viral on TikTok pic.twitter.com/G4xbdfYQIB

— Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JohnDiesattheEn) November 3, 2022

It never occurred to me that it could be pronounced any way but "Ake-wood."

wait now I'm confused

https://www.patreon.com/Achewood

hmmm. would like to know if he’s actually going to stick with it this time.

^ publishing weekly, $5/mo minimum tier

All that effort expended on A.I. Raybot...while it does seem like something Ray would do, does anyone actually want that?

did the big book ever come out?

I feel like if I subbed to this I'd also want the in-universe material, as I used to love the old blogs, etc

I know some people think Achewood is corny and it fell off towards the end but the peak stuff was just wonderful, hilarious and beautiful

the book question is mentioned here: https://www.theverge.com/23713940/achewood-chris-onstad-return-patreon-ai-raybot

sounds like the tumult of having the possible animated series be canceled followed by a shake-up at the publisher meant it didn't happen

thanks for the link mh.

oh my fucking god i am going to patreon immediately and cancelling my sub pic.twitter.com/Tq9XSt412S

— 𝓓𝓻. 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 (@xomputer) May 8, 2023

yeah did not come away from that piece feeling super optimistic

I've been a John Allison supporter on Patreon for a few years but he's gone off in directions that don't interest me, so I'm going to shift that support to Onstad and see how it goes.

https://raybot.help was a lot more amusing and Achewood-like than portrayed in the article

I note that the twitter thread does mention the short-lived artisanal soda company that Onstad was part of that the recent articles seem to have missed

I did start making weird faces when I read this, though

“I’ve had like two jobs for a total of 18 months in my whole life, outside of Achewood. Maybe it’s time to admit, like, This is who I am. And this is what I do.”

Had a huge sense of dread reading that Verge piece that he was suddenly going to declare his interest in NFTs or something, small mercies. Pouring so much cash into a novelty AI thing is just nuts though, what is he thinking.

Have to admit to being gutted to hear about the Penn Ward "Great Outdoor Fight" series that got scrapped, that surely had to've been better than the failed pilot from ages ago.

this list of skilled people they're looking for that's posted on the website, um, lol?

Software Engineering

AI/LLMs
UX design
Game design (from card game, to board games, to digital, to ?)

Materials / Arts / Toys / Finer Things

Textile / clothing production / pattern makers
3D modeling & printer specialists
Woodworking
Toy design
Leatherworking
Silkscreening (fine art, apparel)
DTG / apparel decorators / silkscreen / Embroiderers
General tinkerers and gadgeteers
Recipe Testers
Videographers
Photographers (fashion, product, portrait)
Models
Automotive designers
Model-makers (figurine production/detailing)
Arduino/Raspberry Pi developer
Roboticists
Luthiers
Horologists
Jewelers / metalsmiths
Engravers

Business skill-havers and Opportunity Makers

CPAs
Payroll specialists
Attorneys
Public Relations
Voodoo hex or curse blocker (Abrahamic exorcist OK)
Investors / Woosterites
Event planners
Venue owners

Intoxicant Purveyors

Distillers/brewers/winemakers/cidermakers
Cannabis product formulation
Alcoholic beverage reps

Pouring so much cash into a novelty AI thing is just nuts though, what is he thinking.

the guy's whole career is snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

he has assured people giving money to the patreon that none of that money will be going to the raybot ai

xp I feel like the list is kind of him doing a bit, but absolutely not a bit

https://bsky.app/profile/manningkrull.bsky.social/post/3kqilftfyk22m