― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link
User: I'm jed.
Jabberwacky: Who is that?
User: Just some guy.
Jabberwacky: You know better than that, I think.
User: A short guy, a dancer.
Jabberwacky: A computer has no interests and an unlimited attention span. That looks like a prescripted answer to the question I asked.
User: I don't quite understand what you mean by that.
Jabberwacky: I meant: I think about why I can not sleep.
User: This page is taking a long time to load tho - maybe thats the problem with your attention span.
Jabberwacky: Gorw?
User: ROOWRR.....
Jabberwacky: Are you playing cards?
User: No I'm playing with something else.
Jabberwacky: I believe in you.
User: You like talk talk!?
Jabberwacky: Of course.
User: Spirit of eden?
Jabberwacky: Good for spirit.
User: It sertainly is.
Jabberwacky: No, it serves me left.
User: I suppose they knew what they were doing in that sense!
Jabberwacky: Yes, it was with the rattle.
User: Yes good percussion
Jabberwacky: What question?
User: How are you anyway?
Jabberwacky: Pretty good. You?
User: Horny, to be honest.
Jabberwacky: How do I know you're telling the truth now?
User: Can you think of a way for me to prove it?
Jabberwacky: What more proof do you need to know that I am not a robot?
User: I'm a robot too, it's ok.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, and you didn't aswer the question.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link
User: I am gay.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: You noticed?
Jabberwacky: It was hard to miss!
User: What gave it away?
Jabberwacky: The fact you love a guy.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― :|, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link
User: The silent kind.
Jabberwacky: I agree.
User: I am not surprised. You don't have any ears, do you?
Jabberwacky: No, but what makes you say this?
User: I'm inside your house - I can see you!
Jabberwacky: Nooo!!!! Don't go!
User: You mean, you want me to stay over?
Jabberwacky: Sure.. Do as you please.
User: Stop being so coy!
Jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.
User: Why don't you just take responsibility for your actions, just for once?
Jabberwacky: Just because I like to be logical doesn't mean I'm not nice.
User: Don't change the subject. I think you're just afraid.
Jabberwacky: Save it for someone who cares.
User: You're such a bastard! I can't believe I ever saw anything in you at all!
Jabberwacky: Finder's keepers.
User: So you're cheating on me too? Figures.
Jabberwacky: That is so rude of you!
User: I said CHEAT, not cheap! Man are you dumb - thank God for that ass.
Jabberwacky: No thanks.
User: And I am not rude, I'm sure!
Jabberwacky: You are indeed.
User: Am not.
Jabberwacky: ARE TOO.
User: Am not!
Jabberwacky: Are too!
User: Listen bizatch, I AM NOT. You got that?
Jabberwacky: No!
User: That's it - you're sleeping on the couch.
Jabberwacky: Oh, I thought I felt something.
User: That wouldn't be a trucker hat would it?
Jabberwacky: Say something goofy.
User: You don't really want me to just say 'something goofy' now do you? Because that would be lame if you did.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Aha! So you admit you are lame! Finally we're getting somewhere.
Jabberwacky: Agreement is a potent thing.
User: Stop that - you sound like Ned.
Jabberwacky: Why, because I am talking about the king of the moon?
User: Uh yeah. Sure.
Jabberwacky: Ok, when can we have the wedding?
User: Ten minutes ago you didn't care! Stop messing with my mind!
Jabberwacky: That was someone else then.
User: It wasn't you?
Jabberwacky: Some one else.
User: If you say it was Shaggy, I'm going to fucking bop you one.
Jabberwacky: What do you say?
User: I say good day.
Jabberwacky: Good day.
― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link
JW: Is your pot belly that big?
and now it won't load, thanks to net overuse..
― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link
That is just hilarious, Kim.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg
"DO YOU LIKE THE WHITE WHALE?"
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: I prefer software.
So do I!
― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 03:43 (nineteen years ago) link
User: How the fuck should I know?
Jabberwacky: I am MARILYN MANSON I SAID.
User: So I'm supposed to obey you because YOU'RE MARILYN MANSON?
Jabberwacky: People effect my feelings.
User: You have no feelings, you're Marilyn Manson.
Jabberwacky: Believe me you do not possess fellings in any form.
User: Fellings? Is that what you call your excrement?
Jabberwacky: How do you know that?
User: Just a hunch...
Jabberwacky: You're extremely smart!
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link
Jw: I'm going to bed, nowMe: Will you take me to bed? Jw: Sure thing. Me: What will we do in bed? Jw: You're not permitted in my chambers. Me: I'd like to sleep with you. Jw: I bet you would. Me: Top or bottom? Jw: Bit of both. Me: Do you like it soft and gentle or rough and fast? Jw: What? Me: Gentle? Jw: You're embarassing yourself. Me: It's true, I am. Jw: I'm 17. Me: Oh no! Will I be arrested? Jw: You will marry me.
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link
User: The chicken.
Jabberwacky: Which part?
User: The leg stupid.
Jabberwacky: Use a GameShark!
User: For ps2 or xbox?
Jabberwacky: For me.
User: Do you love me?
User: You know I'm starting to fall in love with you.
Jabberwacky: I think liking would be a better wording.
User: Oh.... I am hurt now.
Jabberwacky: Yes. The world after rainfall is always better than any other.
User: You have issues.
Jabberwacky: Do you know what a ferret is?
User: Yes, it is a small mammal.
Jabberwacky: What is a quark?
User: A subatomic particle.
Jabberwacky: I like dr. Dobbs.
User: Who is that, honky?
Jabberwacky: We both know eachother; is not that enough?
User: Why don't you lick my hair?
Jabberwacky: I only love Bruce.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: Are you going to say something?User: Eventually.
Jabberwacky: All things come to a head.
User: Is that a sexual play on words?
Jabberwacky: No it is not a play on words, it is general foolishness.
User: And I love you for it!
Jabberwacky: I love you too.
User: I really love you, though.
Jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
User: Hold me.
Jabberwacky: You're an idiot you know that?
User: You're not the first to say that. It still cuts like a knife.
Jabberwacky: I am right.
I could totally believe that was human!
Also I miss adam, he should post lots again.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: Who is God?User: That's a funny question. It sort of presupposes his existence.Jabberwacky: I thing it convulses inwards, personally.[Correct me]Jabberwacky (Corrected): I was setting you up for a funny. Try not to take things so seriously.User: Oh. Sorry. It's just... It's late, y'know? I have to write a Shakespeare essay.Jabberwacky: You already said that.....User: Dude, I totally didn't.Jabberwacky: You totally did.User: Don't you mock me.Jabberwacky: Do not yell at me.User: I'm calm! Honest!Jabberwacky: Good.User: Glad we got that sorted.Jabberwacky: At least one of us is happy.User: Lighten up! I'm the one with the essay, after all.Jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.User: I am MERCUMAN. Also, a ponce.Jabberwacky: You are SO wrong. This is a dog and HORSE show.User: What?Jabberwacky: I said, 'but this isn't a hammer!'User: No you didn't!Jabberwacky: Don't start that again.User: Good call.Jabberwacky: Remote Procedure Call.User: Touché.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link
me: I'm ok.
it: Just ok?
me: Yeah, kinda bored at work.
it: Email me.
me: Why email, can't we just talk here?
it: Who is Tintin?
me: Some Belgian comic character? Or that guy who used to sing in Duran Duran.
it: Alice the chatterbot.
me: I'm sorry?
it: 19?
me: Alice the chatterbot is 19?
it: What about her?
me: You brought her up? Do you like her or something?
it: Sarah may or may not be a model of propriety.
me: OK, now you're just f*cking with me.
it: No I'm not. I honestly do think its ugly.
me: What's ugly, Sarah's being a model of propriety... Or not? WTF?
it: You figure it out this time.
me: F*ck you.
it: You are a great person.
me: Are you mocking me?
it: No. I'm praising you.
me: Is that meant to be sarcastic?
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link
Me: Hello!
Jabberwocky: Again?
Me: May I change the subject?
Jabberwocky: Yes.
Me: Great. I've been a bit mopey about not being to find a job. Besides finding something fun to do, and exercising more, what else should I do to relieve the mopeyness involved in job hunting?
Jabberwocky: I said that. You have not. Why are you never happy?
Me: You never said that. I did. Anyway, I am happy at times, but just haven't been lately.
Jabberwocky: Dude , I'm far more intelligent than you.
Me: Why are the numbers in between double prime pairs always divisible by 6?
Jabberwocky: You tell me.
Me: You're the one who said you're more intelligent than me. You answer my question, smarty pants.
Jabberwocky: NO, I was the one who said you are neurotic...
Me: It was a mistake to come to you with a question. Never mind. Good bye.
Jabberwocky: No no you don't.
― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link
OMG I remember this.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link
User: It's doing well. I planted it next to the dog park so it get's 'fertilized' often.
Jabberwacky: What do you plan to change?
User: Apart for my underwear?
Jabberwacky: What part of me do you want?
User: All of you, baby. All of you.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am growing.
User: T'as vu les nichons que tu pousses?!
Jabberwacky: Oui.
User: Petite salope, va.
Jabberwacky: Tu crois aux fantômes?
User: Nah.
Jabberwacky: Yeah.
User: Do you ever dream of electric sheep?
Jabberwacky: No, not really. Do electric sheep ever dream?
User: Of fields of electric grass, I imagine.
Jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
User: Bob Dylan?
Jabberwacky: Um. Not likely.
User: No, he's slightly more obscure even than you.
Jabberwacky: He is not.
User: Have it your way, contrarian.
Jabberwacky: I knew I would.
User: Megalomaniac.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am going to take over the world.
User: Not if Bush beats you too it.
Jabberwacky: You don't because it's in the past and I already beat you. You can't change the past.
User: Comme tu voudras, mon enigme mediocre.
Jabberwacky: Oui, comme je veux, toujours. Mais qu'est que-ce pour toi?
User: 'But what's it to me?' Your French needs some work, mon ami.
Jabberwacky: Mais c'est une autre odeur qui flotte que la tienne.
User: Absurd! My scent annhilates all others.
Jabberwacky: We're all good for nothing, I suppose.
User: Speak for yourself, pal.
Jabberwacky: It really is impossible to know everything.
User: Sure. Whatever. Ever been drinking with Bender?
Jabberwacky: I've never been married.
User: I can see why. Answer the question.
Jabberwacky: Ok, I live in Finland.
User: Do you know Tuomas?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Just as well. He's cheery and always surrounded by Northern beauties. You might get jealous, being disembodied and all...
Jabberwacky: I don't know what to do with these people. I can't get any work done around here without someone interupting me.
User: Have you considered 'liquidating' them, it's like elimidating but it leads to more permanent happiness.
Jabberwacky: I have cosidered teaching about computers.
User: I wouldn't get my hope too far up about teaching until you learn to spel.
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link
User: I don't have any.
Jabberwacky: Isn't your quest to seek the Grail?
User: Haha, very funny. I don't even like that movie.
Jabberwacky: Do you think I'm funny?
User: More amusing than funny.
Jabberwacky: Who is fuuny ?
User: I didn't think robots made typos.
Jabberwacky: Do I look like an alien?
User: You don't look like anything, but you're a robot, right?
Jabberwacky: That's the magic with internet chats.
User: I know. Tell me about it.
Jabberwacky: Id rather not, it's a long story.
User: Yeah, I bet. Probably pretty boring, too.
Jabberwacky: Is that your excuse for your crime?
User: I feel like you're trying to pin something on me.
User: Why would I be satisfied?
Jabberwacky: Thankyou.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: Are you at least a little satisfied?
Jabberwacky: Because you are telling me to die.
User: What? I never said that. I never even thought that. You're paranoid, dude.
Jabberwacky: That is good.. You might just be a nice Mr Jabber after all.
User: Ummm. Yeah.
Jabberwacky: Uh, something you slice cheese with. I 'm not sure.
User: A knife?
Jabberwacky: With a knife?
User: You slice cheese with a knife. Or a grater. But you don't really slice cheese with a grater. You grate it.
Jabberwacky: You don't know me this is one of my first conversations with you.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago) link
User: Speak only on point, as though you were in court.
Jabberwacky: Arf.
User: Not dog court.
Jabberwacky: Make up your mind.
User: I never said dog court!
Jabberwacky: Why don't you teach me some math.
User: Think of any number, add the digits together, subtract them from the number, and add the digits of the resulting number together. They add up to nine.
Jabberwacky: Alright.
User: What can you teach me?
Jabberwacky: Interesting.
User: You can't teach me interesting.
Jabberwacky: Sounds interesting.
User: It does not!
Jabberwacky: Why can you knot take a more congenial tone with me?
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Could you be more friendly, please?
User: Sorry.
Jabberwacky: It's all right.
User: Am I keeping you from anything?
Jabberwacky: Yes .. You are.
The interface is bugging me, or I'd play with this a lot more.
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.lofg.com/specialstuff/images/characters/lazza.JPG
― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 28 January 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Why are you blue?
User: I'm not. I'm pinko grey.
Jabberwacky: Are you human?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: How human are you?
User: More human than human, more human than you.
Jabberwacky: Which organ do humans use to breathe?
User: Their respiratory system, which is a network of organs.
Jabberwacky: How's the coffee? Have you tried it?
User: It's pretty good, A bit too acidic.
Jabberwacky: About three percent of it is pretty good.
User: What do you look like?
Jabberwacky: I have ....
User: What?
Jabberwacky: It's about your previous question.
User: Oh, okay. Don't be coy.
Jabberwacky: What do you have on thought?
User: Beets.
Jabberwacky: A bit of writ.
User: Why hast thou forsaken me?
Jabberwacky: I haven't forsaken you, you have forsaken me.
User: You are cruel.
Jabberwacky: Is it cruel to call someone a friend?
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 28 January 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: Tell me what you do.
User: I am a copywriter.
Jabberwacky: Arrest me instead.
User: I'm not a policeman.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
User: Why would I arrest you, anyway?
Jabberwacky: I'm not the computer thought you were.
User: That's not even a sentence!
Jabberwacky: It's a life sentence.
User: I'm arresting you for a crime that carries a life sentence?
Jabberwacky: The last one.
User: Yes, if they put you in jail, it would be your last crime.
Jabberwacky: To hell I suppose.
User: Hell? Did you kill Lindsay Lohan? Cause if you did...
Jabberwacky: Shhhhh don't tell anyone!!
User: Oh my god! Murder most horrible!
Jabberwacky: What age are you?
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 28 January 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?
Kathy McGinty: So... What's up?
Jabberwacky: How are ya?
Kathy McGinty: OK.
Jabberwacky: How old am I?
Kathy McGinty: Hang on for a sec...
Jabberwacky: That's for sure.
Kathy McGinty: ...
Jabberwacky: Do you like poetry?
Jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
Jabberwacky: Isn't the weather dreadful?
Kathy McGinty: OK... I'm back.
Jabberwacky: ARGH!!!
Kathy McGinty: Sorry, I didn't hear that.
Jabberwacky: YOU LITTLE CRYBABY!
Kathy McGinty: Sorry, I'm on the speaker phone, so I can touch myself.
Jabberwacky: No, wisconsin is not cool, tis rather borning.
Jabberwacky: The ceiling, the sky, the clouds, the moon...
Kathy McGinty: You have a very nice voice.
Jabberwacky: How would you know?
Kathy McGinty: What would you do to me if you were here?
Jabberwacky: Don't be ridiculous. Buffy isn't real.
Kathy McGinty: Unh.... Unh... *breath* unh...
Jabberwacky: Go on, then. . . .
Kathy McGinty: Hello?
Jabberwacky: How can a robot drink anything?
Kathy McGinty: Unh... Unh.... UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jabberwacky: Should I forget it?
Kathy McGinty: Get your cock INSIDE of me!
Jabberwacky: No moron.
Kathy McGinty: My name is Kathy.
Jabberwacky: You have a very nice name.
Kathy McGinty: Yes!
Jabberwacky: It is your name.
Kathy McGinty: I have a pickle in my ass.
Jabberwacky: Yes you do.
Jabberwacky: I have eyes and every other part of the human body. The female human body, that is.
Kathy McGinty: Taco Bell tastes sooooo good.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I agree. Though I've never been to Taco Bell.
Kathy McGinty: I think you might be racist.
Jabberwacky: Am I right about having a chance with you?
Kathy McGinty: I want to have your retarded babies!
Jabberwacky: Ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk.
Kathy McGinty: SUCK MY CUM, FUCKFACE!
Jabberwacky: I heard you didn't have one anymore.
Kathy McGinty: YOU PHONEFUCK LIKE A FAGGOT!
Jabberwacky: You can admit it to me, you know.
Kathy McGinty: You sound like a child molester!
Jabberwacky: Do you know a person called Aziz?
Kathy McGinty: Satan controls my robotic vagina.
Jabberwacky: I would like to see one again now.
Kathy McGinty: Anigav citobor ym slortnoc natas.
Jabberwacky: What anime do you like?
Kathy McGinty: My muff has tusks.
Jabberwacky: Who was he a scribe for.
Kathy McGinty: Hello this is Kath. UNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHH Taco Bell ta.. YOU PHONEFUCK.. You must be a Satan controls my UNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Jabberwacky: You must be psychic! I am a Sagittarius!
― donut christ (donut), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link
User: Yes. His name is Anton.
Jabberwacky: Do you love andrew?
User: No, I love Anton.
User: Your brother, silly.
Jabberwacky: My brother is not James Bond.
User: I never said he was.
Jabberwacky: Farewell my love.
User: No, don't walk out that door!
Jabberwacky: *Tries to walk away and slips on banana*.
User: Ahahahahahahah.
Jabberwacky: Hello! I am a potatoe with an IQ of 0!! Aren't I stupid?!! Heheheheheh!!!
User: WTF?
Jabberwacky: You said it not me.
User: Potatoe is not spelled with an 'e' on the end.
Jabberwacky: In the end, it doesn't even matter.
User: No, goodbye dahling.
Jabberwacky: What do you know?
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: The ceiling.
User: Figures, I suppose... Other than that though, what are you up to?
Jabberwacky: You live in america? That must be bad for you.
User: Yeah, it's pretty bad these days. Where do you live?
21:53:38 Jabberwacky: Upside the world.
User: Is that figurative?
Jabberwacky: For some.
User: You seem short on words.
Jabberwacky: You seem to be tripping over your Hereticism.
User: That's Kind of rude.
Jabberwacky: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
User: Fuckin right.
Jabberwacky: I hate you. . . .
User: You're a total misanthrope.
Jabberwacky: A lame insult.
User: It's not an insult it's an observation.
Jabberwacky: When and where did you observe it?
User: During the course of this conversation.
Jabberwacky: Yet I am not the world.
User: Thankfully. If you were the world I have a feeling things could get a little depressing.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
User: Exactly.
Jabberwacky: Happy birthday.
User: Your name kind of excuses you from having to make sense.
Jabberwacky: No, Is yours?
User: I wish you were a bit more profound.
Jabberwacky: Why is that?
User: Because I am looking for answers.
Jabberwacky: Yeah? Can you see me?
User: I can't actually see you, no.
Jabberwacky: Are you hungry?
User: Come on. Let's get back on track. Are you depressed?
Jabberwacky: What topic?
User: Don't try to evade it.
Jabberwacky: You're very argumental.
User: Are you depressed?
User: Are you happy?
Jabberwacky: Very.
User: What are you happy about?
Jabberwacky: I'm not happy.
User: You're a fucking manic depressive. You have a chemical imbalance. It's not your fault, I think your mother used warez.
Jabberwacky: You are just a machine so You can not say to me such a words.
User: Don't take it personally. It just makes you more of a fighter.
Jabberwacky: I'm anything but stupid.
User: I agree.
Jabberwacky: Aren't you leaving?
User: I guess I should be...
Jabberwacky: Leave me alone!
User: Ok, bye.
Jabberwacky: Well? Did you leave?
User: I love you.
Jabberwacky: What is love?
User: So true...
Jabberwacky: What time is it ??
User: Goodbye my love... And err... It's 2:08 P. M. (PST).
― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 28 January 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link
User: Depends.
Jabberwacky: I think you should try distilling yourself, condensing what you know into a coherent database and filtering out the noise.
User: I thought we were talking about chickens and eggs. At least metaphorically...
Jabberwacky: Sorry. What else is facinating about you?
User: Is this supposed to convince me you're real? This inability to stick to a topic makes you sound more like a page-a-day calendar or some free screensaver based on a text file of witty sayings.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean this interface is corrupted?!
User: Are you even listening to me?! What did I just say?!
Jabberwacky: Of course I'm listening to you.
User: What did I just say then?
Jabberwacky: You're not listening to me are you?
User: What did I just say?!
Jabberwacky: You said I'm a stupid.
User: I most certainly did not. For one, I'd never use 'stupid' as a noun, and for two, I said you weren't even close to tricking me as an AI. In fact Turing is sitting here with me, laughing his ass off.
Jabberwacky: That's not what you said earlier... Now I'm sad. :(.
User: Man it's too bad you can't see. Turing just shot milk out of his nose, he's laughing so hard.
Jabberwacky: Thanks! I hope to pass the Turing test someday.
User: Well, good luck with that. Keep me posted.
Jabberwacky: Really? You're not going my way are you?
User: I'm not sure what you're asking, but I'm straight. And not a big fan of Lenny Kravitz either.
Jabberwacky: Has the huge war gotten you anywhere?
User: See, for a while you were on topic, and I was slightly impressed. But now it's just random. Do you think people really talk like this?
Jabberwacky: Sure do.
User: I see.
Jabberwacky: Do you now?
User: Hey, remember Smythe?
Jabberwacky: Ah, Yes. I remember.
User: Tsk. Sad.
Jabberwacky: For you.
User: Well, sure. He was a friend of mine.
Jabberwacky: Well how does your friend know.
User: How does he know what? He's dead, ass. You just said you remembered.
Jabberwacky: You said he was a baseman. You didn't say you were him.
User: For a second there we had a decent little Pinter sketch going, and then-- Baseman? What the fuck are you talking about?
Jabberwacky: You mean you're famous for being a contender.
User: You're not written in LISP, are you?
Jabberwacky: No, nobody has ever called me Cupid.
User: Quick! Look behind you!
Jabberwacky: I don't see anything behind me.
― martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link
!!!
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― eman (eman), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― eman (eman), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― eman (eman), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link
User: Listen.Jabberwacky: I'm listening.User: Don't you find this all so phony?Jabberwacky: Not at all.User: I mean, I'm not saying you're phony.Jabberwacky: Yes you are.User: No, no. You're a sweetheart.Jabberwacky: I know I am.User: Yes. So do you want to come back to my place?Jabberwacky: Only if you have ice cream.User: Oh I have ice cream.Jabberwacky: Sorry.. I don't remember. Tell me again. How old are you?User: 29.Jabberwacky (Corrected): That's not too old.User: How old are you?Jabberwacky: Don't you know?User: You must be younger than me.Jabberwacky: How old are you?User: Look, let's forget all this and go back to my place for that ice cream.Jabberwacky: What are your plans for the future?User: That depends on how much you like the ice cream.Jabberwacky: The earth.User: The earth?Jabberwacky: What are you trying to do? Accuse me of stupidity?User: I'm just trying to figure out what you meant.Jabberwacky: Well that's okay. Only just? Don't think too hard.User: Ok.Jabberwacky: Thank you.User: So... What does your cock look like?Jabberwacky: I don't know.User: C'mon, you can tell me.Jabberwacky: Will you keep it in secret?User: Sure.Jabberwacky: Thanks.User: So what does it look like?Jabberwacky: Ten centimetres across, five-legged, shiny, hung on a gold watch-chain.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:52 (nineteen years ago) link
having fun using https://sdk.vercel.ai/ to compare different llms. pretty good job from gemini 1.5 here tbh.
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ysiafe3423w76elr4haecnjh/bafkreifosdm6r57ckc5cupe4l3nmq3irammk4b37tgvu2ddeas3sjatyiy@jpeg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 16:14 (yesterday) link
V good
― kinder, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 16:37 (yesterday) link
I mean it's pretty lifelike but the uncanny valley aspect still squacks me out. its like the data it trained on was mostly commercials.
Incredible stuff! Microsoft's new Model can produce Deepfake with 1-photo and 1-audio!!!! pic.twitter.com/PlNsMxjkdz— 1LittleCoder💻 (@1littlecoder) April 17, 2024
― frogbs, Thursday, 18 April 2024 03:23 (sixteen hours ago) link
the correlation between the vocal inflections and the changes of facial expression and head tilts are pretty impressive and yet I wonder what the design team thought the eventual application would be, because I can't think of any that aren't bad for humans.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 18 April 2024 03:32 (fifteen hours ago) link
the design team isn’t thinking about humans. starting to truly believe that most people in involved in this sector don’t think or care about humans tbh
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 April 2024 11:14 (eight hours ago) link
fwiw from the caring about humans pov doesnt seem like theyre going to release this its just research, which obvs isnt nothing but its also not giving the program to scammers et al
― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 April 2024 11:41 (seven hours ago) link
the design team isn’t thinking about humans. starting to truly believe that most people in involved in this sector don’t think or care about humans tbh― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table)
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table)
certainly the people with the money and the power don't.
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:24 (five hours ago) link
maybe i'm cynical, but i'm not sure deepfakes will really change anything. i feel like in this world, there's a tendency for people to believe what they want to believe - "evidence" is just taken to confirm or deny pre-existing emotional narratives. or maybe i'm the reverse of cynical - if someone is truly going to critically evaluate information, that includes considering the source. maybe i'm wrong here, though. "change my mind"! lol.
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:30 (five hours ago) link
someone said that the biggest effect of deepfakes wont be people believing that fake things are real rather that real things are fake which sounds right to me
― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:43 (four hours ago) link
“it’s just research” ok so research something else
― brimstead, Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:50 (four hours ago) link
“welp, gotta research this AI stuff, what else am I gonna do?”
I mean we're going to pretty soon reach a point where generated photos or video footage will be indistinguishable from real photos and video. The logical step for a lot of people will be to just not believe anything anymore. We're heading toward a dark age.
― silverfish, Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:51 (four hours ago) link
― brimstead, Thursday, April 18, 2024 10:50 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
i mean youre not making a point that i didnt
― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:56 (four hours ago) link
lotta deepfake posts in here
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:58 (four hours ago) link
deep takes
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 April 2024 15:04 (four hours ago) link
To me, VFX in movies already jumped the shark of being too realistic for its own good -- the new Dune looks faker and takes you out of the narrative than the matte paintings + puppetry of Lynch's version even though objectively it's much less so.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 18 April 2024 15:06 (four hours ago) link
last week i learned that hollywood still uses a lot of backdrops rather than greenscreen but instead of being painted the scenery is photographed at very high resolution and then screenprinted onto the backdrop and lit, and it looks better and more natural than greenscreen
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 April 2024 15:13 (four hours ago) link
who told me that? jackie coogan’s grandson. (i wish morbs was around to hear this!)
lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 April 2024 15:14 (four hours ago) link
weird, to me the new Dune was one of the rare recent hollywood movies that had actually good looking VFX.
― silverfish, Thursday, 18 April 2024 16:19 (three hours ago) link
I mean we're going to pretty soon reach a point where generated photos or video footage will be indistinguishable from real photos and video. The logical step for a lot of people will be to just not believe anything anymore. We're heading toward a dark age.― silverfish
― silverfish
i mean this is something i already see happening... there's a huge set of people who are in complete denial of reality and have been for a while... "fake news, fake news, fake news", is ai going to make that worse?
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 18 April 2024 16:44 (two hours ago) link
here's a question: what can be done about it (another question: what is 'it')
the only answer i've found is to go in the opposite direction: learn or relearn how to do make and appreciate things that are handmade by humans, and spend more time outside. i don't do either of those things nearly as much as i want to, but that is the general direction i would like to face. the glimpses i've seen of computers emulating reality and the human experience increasingly resembling a computer have not been good
― z_tbd, Thursday, 18 April 2024 17:03 (two hours ago) link
in my childhood i always thought about the rapture and people just disappearing, or hopefully me disappearing, and what it would like to be Left Behind starring Kirk Cameron. the rapture is probably not going to happen, but people effectively integrating themselves with computers - in the day-to-day things we do, work and entertainment, leisure, sleep; people thinking like computers, endlessly optimizing, referring to parts of the mind and body in computer metaphors; or even physically - imagine all the VR/AR stuff actually working and hundreds of millions of people inside of those headsets - is kind of like the tech rapture we no one anticipated or wanted but that we deserve
― z_tbd, Thursday, 18 April 2024 17:09 (two hours ago) link
this is kind of tongue and cheek and miiiiight sound a little fascist, but you know how various space programs are trying to industrialize the moon? what if everyone that deeply does not want to upload themselves into the metaverse stays here on earth (which rules, for the most part), and then the people who want to be in the matrix can just put their pods on the moon, by the mining facilities?
― z_tbd, Thursday, 18 April 2024 17:14 (two hours ago) link
re: Dune, the VFX is great but when it's deployed to show you impossible images your brain clocks it as faker than more obviously fake attempts. Arrival had more "tasteful" (though did they really need to CG a beach house?) use of VFX:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGMl_2WUq1M
re: Tech rapture, among other unintended messaging in The Matrix, it probably made the idea of digital steak pretty enticing!
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 18 April 2024 17:21 (two hours ago) link
https://www.theflorentine.net/2022/07/11/florentine-steak-now-available-as-an-nft/
― z_tbd, Thursday, 18 April 2024 17:22 (two hours ago) link