Last-minute thoughtful presents...or...What to do when your gift plans fall-through...and the clock's ticking (t-minus 24 hours and counting)

Jess-based slash fiction will make her go weak at the rectum knees

Get her a new frying pan. Girls love to cook.

I have to buy a birthday present for my husband's secretary today. I've never met her, she's in her 50s, divorced, republican. I don't know anything else about her except that she really helps my husband out. I did well for her xmas present (a swarovski snowflake pin) but now I'm a bit stuck. My ideas:

a jewelry roll, perhaps with a little american flag pin
a nice set of picture frames

Is her birthday today? How much time do you have? I've used this a few times, although it works best in Winter months:
http://www.flowerskauai.com/arrangements/order_kauai_detail.html

her birthday's tomorrow. That's a beautiful arrangement.