Jeans with no rear pockets

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I am confused by the fashion for jeans with one pocket removed, so one gets a dark blue patch on the ass where the pocket used to be.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 8 November 2002 12:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha ha look at the confused old man.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 8 November 2002 12:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

The jeans I am wearing now have two pockets... but one is useless as it's completely open underneath (from fidgeting in it).

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 8 November 2002 12:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

(toraneko, I'm a man! I think it's because I picked phallic french fries instead of vaginal onion rings)

― Miss Laura, Friday, 8 November 2002 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

My trousers have six pockets because they can't work out if they're jeans or cargos.

When I go out to dyke bars I don't carry a handbag so I do use pocket then:
Dollars in one back pocket
ID in other back pocket
Coins in one front pocket
Phone in other front pocket
Ciggies in one jacket pocket
Makeup in second jacket pocket
Hip flask in third jacket pocket
Glasses in fourth jacket pocket

A dang hangbag would be so much easier.

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 8 November 2002 12:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

nathalie those pockets are called portals!! they allow you the pleasure of feeling yr small change fall all the way down inside yr trousers into yr sneakers!!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 8 November 2002 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

There is a joke to be made about wormholes here.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 8 November 2002 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have one pair of jeans with an inside back pocket. I've never worked out why but if you keep your wallet it there it looks like you're intimately scratching your arse when you have to get money out.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 8 November 2002 12:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe that's what this one guy who's always coming into the library is doing. It always looks like he's grabbing his own ass, but maybe it's one of these mysterious inside back pockets.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 8 November 2002 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

God, I LOATHE that hands in each others' back pockets walking stance! I am a bitter fellow.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 8 November 2002 13:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's not that I'm against tight pants. I love them! But, girls need to realize that there is such a thing as TOO tight.

― Walter Cronkite, Friday, 8 November 2002 15:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Too tight as in white transparent enough to see the coulour of the underwear, now thats too tight.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

They look best on skinny Japanese girls, the no pockets streamlines and makes them look even more skinny than they already are...This was an interesting development at first, but now a bit played out I think...bring back the pockets!

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jeans on females need to be tight, but not so tight as to emphasize on the little crevices which need not be seen, just tight enough to get a jist of the basic shape, countour, and roundness of the backside. If you ask me, the pockets on the FRONT side of girls' jeans are the ones that need to be removed. At least you can fit your hands into the back pockets. I don't know why front pockets are even there. It can't be for looks. Who looks at that spot anyway? If you ask me, the entire fashion industry has got the whole pocket-removal thing backwards...

― Andy, Friday, 8 November 2002 17:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's going on with false pockets too? I have a pair of trousers with utter useless tiny slits in them where pockets could have been, for no apparent reason other to irritate me.

― alix (alix), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

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