("pieces of me" is not really anything like ashlee's best, though, or even the best off her debut album)
― lex pretend, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
never change lex, never change
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
leave it to lex to find something valuable in 4/5 of these songs
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
and people claim i'm a hater smh
― lex pretend, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
The corrxt answer is who let The dogs out. Stupid
― ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
Who let the dogs out is one of the best tunes of that era. Fuiud.
― ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
yeah stxpid
― Acid Mothers Sheeple (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
Thong Song, easy
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
voted "Thong Song" -- was between that & "Pieces of Me," but I had to go w/ Sisqo
― markers, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
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c'mon man if this was "New Slang" vs. "White Winter Hymnal" vs. "My Girls" vs. "1234" vs. "Skinny Love" you would be hating, don't front
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
Xposts Yeah. /drunk on iPhone sox bye
― ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
lol ilxor will you make that poll
― J0rdan S., Friday, 1 April 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
sure
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
5 Pieces of Thong
― discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
(that's what happens when the dog gets in the hamper)
PICK THE BEST SONG: "New Slang" vs. "White Winter Hymnal" vs. "My Girls" vs. "1, 2, 3, 4" vs. "Skinny Love"
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBPW_KGcsY&fmt=18
― uberweiss, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
"Friday" has given me some pleasure (as opposed to none), so that.
― Carthusian Product (seandalai), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
ilxor what the fuck
― goole, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
if "she got dumps like a truck, truck, truck, thighs like what, what, what, baby move your butt, butt, butt" doesn't give you chills, then shit, brah
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
poll got fleets like a truck, truck, truck, feist like what, what, what, bon iver move your butt, butt, butt
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
looooool
― markers, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
lex, can't wait to hear yr thoughts~~~
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
yes keep posting the link, I'm sure he just didn't see it....
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
Ashlee Simpson. Prefer inoffensive MOR to extremely offensive and annoying novelty dreck. And "The Thong Song" is largely tuneless...
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link
ok Geir's here, lock thread
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
"Better Off" is A+++ amazing.
"Piece of Me" is one of her weaker singles I think, and only really makes much sense in the context of Autobiography, but its song-writing is still great: "Make me happy it's your mission/And you won't stop till I'm there" - the guy loves her so much that he tolerates all her flaws AND enduringly keeps going till she gets her orgasm.
― PΓ☼LΞG☼ (prolego), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link
I really really really dislike the verse and the chorus of Pieces of Me. in fact, if we did a Worst poll, it'd get my vote.
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link
(ilxor, do not take this as a cue)
^ so tempted to use this as new display name aaaahhh must fight
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Saturday, 2 April 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
narcissism of small differences etc
Always amazed at how much shakey is the actual personification of a strawman who doesn't get anything.
― Tim F, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link
Thong Song is better than pretty much anything ever
― gospodin simmel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
I'm drunk like a motherfucker, but I stand behind the Thong Song!
― gospodin simmel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
fuck this thread so much for getting mambo no. 5 stuck in my head
― major fashion inspiration (reddening), Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
"combo #5" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "mambo #5"
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
"combo #5" might be my favorite dad joke ever
Waht is that at taco bell
― San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link
wait actually this song is kind of really racist n/m -- for some reason i always remembered it as just being about fast food
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link
oh wait for some reason the only version on youtube is some racist version making fun of chinese ppl and not the weird al version n/m
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
hmmm maybe there never was a weird al version of "combo #5" -- i might've just imagined this whole thing
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
Lolz
― San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
"Thong Song" or fu imo
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:31 (twelve years ago) link
Jordan: wikipedia sez the Combo #5 song was mistakenly attributed to Weird Al so maybe you werent alone in that one
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:33 (twelve years ago) link
also Friday is the only song I would remotely tolerate hearing right now
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, April 2, 2011 1:33 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark
yeah but i don't even remember the racist chinese version -- i just invented a weird al song in my head is all
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link
tim f otm
― sarraghmaclachlan (some dude), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:36 (twelve years ago) link
FRIDAY although pieces of me and thong song are close behind
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 2 April 2011 07:38 (twelve years ago) link
nah not "better off", "love me for me" is the ashlee song off her debut imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ng7k0owgrE
my head is spinning but my heart is in the right placesometimes it has to have itself a little earthquake
― lex pretend, Saturday, 2 April 2011 08:17 (twelve years ago) link
i have no thoughts on those songs apart from the usual "animal collective must be executed immediately"
― lex pretend, Saturday, 2 April 2011 08:18 (twelve years ago) link
Dude, Friday is just not good.
― don't flux, whatever (u s steel), Sunday, 10 April 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
justice
― gospodin simmel, Monday, 11 April 2011 07:10 (twelve years ago) link
Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!
No one likes this song. You are lying.
Me and 20 other people, apparently.
― Tuomas, Monday, 11 April 2011 08:29 (twelve years ago) link
I'm one of the twenty plus Tuomas. Silly little pop song - I've always been surprised at the hate for something so fluffy and fun.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link
Baha Men is the only one of these I have no good feelings about on any level, so I'm pleased to see it come last
my belated write-in vote is for the Gameboy version of "Thong Song" which was briefly an internet meme circa 2000, or maybe it only was in my head: http://www.biglionmusic.com/music/arrangements/other-arrangements/thong-song-gameboy/
― dimension hatris (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 11 April 2011 11:25 (twelve years ago) link
Hey, the Baha Men did a cover of "Dancing in the Moonlight" before Toploader!
― Mark G, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link
more votes than most Beatles polls, I notice
― cockroach shakespeare (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 April 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link
still "Thong Song", though I suspect "Pieces of Me" and "Friday" would slide down and that underrated *classic* "Mambo #5" would skedaddle up to #2 if this was polled again
"Thong Song's" mandate only grows.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
Lou Bega’s girlfriend Monica listening to Mambo No. 5 for the first time pic.twitter.com/npx7vmWYtQ— Joeley Pulver (@joeleybean) August 21, 2020
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
dumps like a truck
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:28 PM bookmarkflaglink
DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
right
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
it's like a euphemism for "she takes giant shits" or something
well presumably she wasn't wearing the thong during this, shouldn't matter
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link