PICK THE BEST SONG: "Friday" vs. "Mambo No. 5" vs. "Who Let the Dogs Out" vs. "Thong Song" vs. "Pieces of Me"

so which is which, & which are you ultimately voting for?

narcissism of small differences etc

thooooooong sooooooong

the perez prado original mambo is kind of blazing btw, the trumpets especially

"pieces of me" and "thong song" are legit great (also, i thought we as a society were past the whole shameful ashlee-as-figure-of-fun phase?). i don't know how either could crop up when talking about the worst of anything. "friday" is highly entertaining. "mambo no 5" was annoying but it's based on a good tune. "who let the dogs out?" is actively hateful.

("pieces of me" is not really anything like ashlee's best, though, or even the best off her debut album)

never change lex, never change

leave it to lex to find something valuable in 4/5 of these songs

and people claim i'm a hater smh

The corrxt answer is who let The dogs out. Stupid

Who let the dogs out is one of the best tunes of that era. Fuiud.

yeah stxpid

Thong Song, easy

voted "Thong Song" -- was between that & "Pieces of Me," but I had to go w/ Sisqo

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and people claim i'm a hater smh

c'mon man if this was "New Slang" vs. "White Winter Hymnal" vs. "My Girls" vs. "1234" vs. "Skinny Love" you would be hating, don't front

Xposts Yeah. /drunk on iPhone sox bye

lol ilxor will you make that poll

sure

5 Pieces of Thong

(that's what happens when the dog gets in the hamper)

PICK THE BEST SONG: "New Slang" vs. "White Winter Hymnal" vs. "My Girls" vs. "1, 2, 3, 4" vs. "Skinny Love"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBPW_KGcsY&fmt=18

"Friday" has given me some pleasure (as opposed to none), so that.

ilxor what the fuck

if "she got dumps like a truck, truck, truck, thighs like what, what, what, baby move your butt, butt, butt" doesn't give you chills, then shit, brah

ilxor what the fuck

poll got fleets like a truck, truck, truck, feist like what, what, what, bon iver move your butt, butt, butt

looooool

lex, can't wait to hear yr thoughts~~~

PICK THE BEST SONG: "New Slang" vs. "White Winter Hymnal" vs. "My Girls" vs. "1, 2, 3, 4" vs. "Skinny Love"

yes keep posting the link, I'm sure he just didn't see it....

Ashlee Simpson. Prefer inoffensive MOR to extremely offensive and annoying novelty dreck. And "The Thong Song" is largely tuneless...

ok Geir's here, lock thread

"Better Off" is A+++ amazing.

"Piece of Me" is one of her weaker singles I think, and only really makes much sense in the context of Autobiography, but its song-writing is still great: "Make me happy it's your mission/And you won't stop till I'm there" - the guy loves her so much that he tolerates all her flaws AND enduringly keeps going till she gets her orgasm.

I really really really dislike the verse and the chorus of Pieces of Me. in fact, if we did a Worst poll, it'd get my vote.

(ilxor, do not take this as a cue)

^ so tempted to use this as new display name aaaahhh must fight

narcissism of small differences etc

Always amazed at how much shakey is the actual personification of a strawman who doesn't get anything.

Thong Song is better than pretty much anything ever

I'm drunk like a motherfucker, but I stand behind the Thong Song!

fuck this thread so much for getting mambo no. 5 stuck in my head

"combo #5" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "mambo #5"

"combo #5" might be my favorite dad joke ever

Waht is that at taco bell

wait actually this song is kind of really racist n/m -- for some reason i always remembered it as just being about fast food

oh wait for some reason the only version on youtube is some racist version making fun of chinese ppl and not the weird al version n/m

hmmm maybe there never was a weird al version of "combo #5" -- i might've just imagined this whole thing

Lolz

"Thong Song" or fu imo

Jordan: wikipedia sez the Combo #5 song was mistakenly attributed to Weird Al so maybe you werent alone in that one

also Friday is the only song I would remotely tolerate hearing right now

like i know the song is about sex, but surely the construction of the song isn't a cutesy way of saying "i want to orgasm on the kitchen, on the floor."

hahahaha

it's not "orgasm", it's "fuck"

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!

No one likes this song. You are lying.

no, you are lying!

Dude, Friday is just not good.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

justice

Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!

No one likes this song. You are lying.

Me and 20 other people, apparently.

I'm one of the twenty plus Tuomas. Silly little pop song - I've always been surprised at the hate for something so fluffy and fun.

Baha Men is the only one of these I have no good feelings about on any level, so I'm pleased to see it come last

my belated write-in vote is for the Gameboy version of "Thong Song" which was briefly an internet meme circa 2000, or maybe it only was in my head: http://www.biglionmusic.com/music/arrangements/other-arrangements/thong-song-gameboy/

Hey, the Baha Men did a cover of "Dancing in the Moonlight" before Toploader!

more votes than most Beatles polls, I notice

still "Thong Song", though I suspect "Pieces of Me" and "Friday" would slide down and that underrated *classic* "Mambo #5" would skedaddle up to #2 if this was polled again

"Thong Song's" mandate only grows.

Lou Bega’s girlfriend Monica listening to Mambo No. 5 for the first time pic.twitter.com/npx7vmWYtQ

— Joeley Pulver (@joeleybean) August 21, 2020

dumps like a truck

― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:28 PM bookmarkflaglink

DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK

― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

right

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

it's like a euphemism for "she takes giant shits" or something

― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

well presumably she wasn't wearing the thong during this, shouldn't matter

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:30 PM bookmarkflaglink