Depressing Stock Photos

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http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/108349284.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=AA1747D0965B1B3D41814C89757D40FB908DFD7F2539924F50BD9353AA11D9C3

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All "cake in bedroom" pictures look the same, thanks "similar images".

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/BD3719-005.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF5DABD354B62C8B22D9712E4E08B12CBAC97C84F7D2EE5AD2CE30A760B0D811297

Naked, overweight man sitting at table, face down in plate of chips

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Person On Left: "What did you do with the rest of my body?"
Person On Right: "I *don't know* WTF you are talking about!"
POL: "I can't float in mid-air with my lower half missing forever, you know!"

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

Worst webcam sex show ever.

you know that I've been crunk a thousand times (snoball), Monday, 6 February 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

I don't know which is better, the photo or the URL.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/131473/112848109/stock-photo-a-farewell-letter-and-the-gun-of-a-suicide-112848109.jpg

pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

"Damn, I wrote this list backwards. I'm supposed to go to the bank first, then pull out the gun and say 'gimme all your money'..."

Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

u-hardly-knew-me-goodbye-cruel-world.jpg

am0n, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

All those broken images.... just like the lives they depicted.

I didn't know where else to put this so I'm posting it here.

http://i.imgur.com/l2jCxPf.jpg

pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

Stock business images

pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://www.worldofstock.com/closeups/HUM1493.php

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

hated it when classmates would do that.

pplains, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/NsYzPp8.jpg

"Vaping? Didn't I raise you better than that?"

pplains, Monday, 24 November 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/T2Pe3iu.png

gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link

haha

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link

does anyone else get a vaguely anti-semitic vibe from this one? (accusation-of-guilty-arrogant-businessman-who-shrugs-shoulders.jpg)

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/70686471/6/stock-photo-70686471-accusation-of-guilty-arrogant-businessman-who-shrugs-shoulders.jpg

soref, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

Not compared to this one:

http://i.imgur.com/jFqP9Pa.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

wow

jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

The man looks carefully at his reflection in the mirror.

https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/4209751/708374050/stock-photo-the-man-looks-carefully-at-his-reflection-in-the-mirror-708374050.jpg

jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link

A scottish straight cat is polygamist.

https://thumb9.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/4209751/449238325/stock-photo-a-scottish-straight-cat-is-polygamist-449238325.jpg

jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

This artist is very prolific.

jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

you have to wonder how often these images sell

OK what chain of events led to the discovery of centaur-confronts-amputee-naked-bojack.jpg, please?

mick signals, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link

Stock photo artists have been on to us for awhile.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link


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