THREAD TO ESTABLISH PERMANENT EMOTICON TO BE USED IN RESPONSE TO POSTS EXPOSING HATRED OF PERFECT FOODS SUCH AS CORN DOGS

Yeah after a bunch of musing I recently realized that in retrospect I pretty much hated the Panera series as well.

well what do you expect when you read a series that's about Caesar salad flavored coffee drinks?

to be up all night burping anchovies

I feel like there's probably some lower GI effects possible here, too, but I'll refrain from elaborating.

I come to bury caeser, not to make pastries and beverages that taste like him

there's an obvious, environmentally conscious solution here that will save you time...

SOYLENT GREEN IS CAESAR!!!

btw everyone here loves me enough to go buy a copy of The Mountain Goats' All Eternals Deck this week, right

You get a royalty? Niiiice, I figured you got a flat fee.

no royalties, I just want to be able to say "I was on an album that debuted in Billboard's Top 200"

yeah, I was making a horribly formed not-even-a-joke. Congrats on being on the record, btw!

^_^ TY

whoa, I didn't know about that! Cool!!!

I guess I'd better try to find some spending money!

maybe you could sell some of your magic beans that you grow in imaginationville

I'll sell you a thousand acres there. I think you'll like it, as long as you stay away from some of the stupider stuff (if you see someone sparkling in the sunlight, RUN!).

oh no, you have ravers

haven't figured out how to eradicate them yet

tried feeding them the magic beans, but that just led to unpleasant intestinal problems for them, which quickly becomes a problem for everyone else

PS John - do NOT eat the magic beans!

you can repel them with liberal doses of Nickelback

side-effects include: having to listen to Nickelback

lol, could be worse

a neverending loop of "Achy Breaky Heart" will repel *anything*

you can also thin them out by asking to see their resumes

but the ones who stay will be super-persistent and will regale you with tales of their work experience, so it's best to use this strategy judiciously

you can make the ones who stay mow your lawn

if your outdoor holdings are more expansive than that, you can grt them to actually separate the wheat from the chaff

lol

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