Oops. Got it.
― lycanthrope electrif (Pashmina), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a pretty bad translation
― Neo Tony (sic), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link
whoops, sorry bout ip
― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link
xp - that was the point!
― sarahel, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Minchella and Co vs T. Minchella
― jaymc, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
that thread would be incomprehensible to every ilx britisher apart from me and markg, jmc. It's referring to two competing ice-cream parlo(u)rs in a small english seaside town where I used to work and where m,ark was born.
― lively and fuiud (Pashmina), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Good old Joe McElderry.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
fuckin joey mac
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Mackenzie's "perhaps they singled us out because we were a Thatcherite paper and it was a socialist city" might tell you more about the reasoning behind him running the story in the way he did than it does about Liverpudlians' reaction to it― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, September 26, 2012 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Thursday, September 27, 2012 6:38 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, September 26, 2012 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Thursday, September 27, 2012 6:38 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
as posted in the truth bomb thread.
― die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Thursday, 27 September 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
Justin Lee Collins' voiceovers for in the adverts for Zoo magazine [Started by Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino) in May 2005, last updated 5 minutes ago by Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S) on I Love Everything] 7 new answerschoice incomprehensible posts from britisher threads [Started by scott seward in November 2009, last updated 6 minutes ago by die face down in some dude's pool (how's life) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 1 new answer
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Thursday, 27 September 2012 13:03 (eleven years ago) link
have no idea what's supposed to be incomprehensible abt that NV post
― ┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
(i am not a britisher and don't know what thread it's from)
― ┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
probably only makes sense if you know about British newspapers and a bit about British politics in the 80s but you cd pull a ton of choice posts from almost any thread on the board and make the same point
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
It becomes incomprehensible in that it was posted as a truth bomb. Like, I can parse the sentence well enough! But it's interesting to me that someone felt that it concisely stated a righteous truth or whatever.
― die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
truth bomb thread should have been locked after the first post
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
i wdn't make any claims for it as a truth bomb, true
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
his supernaissance + noodles/fizzles/deems/young blood windsor davies/grand puba malty/shouty garda/mencap/sgt biscuits and his fallen friend/present company (perhaps) = let's fucking march on british/irish cultural discourse right now, mods in the back of us
― delete (imago), Thursday, March 21, 2013 6:44 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark
― 乒乓, Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
sgt biscuits
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
So, he has responded to getting the OBE for services to entertainment, and repeating the mantra "I'll sign you mate" on X-Factor by closing his label to "spend more time with his family"
.. or is this one way of not responding to Christopher Maloney's phone calls?
― Mark G, Monday, January 7, 2013 5:41 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jaymc, Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
Came here to post the supernaissance thing.jaymcs post beats it though
― how's life, Friday, 22 March 2013 10:33 (eleven years ago) link
gonna be thinking about this thread all day. godspeed
― 乒乓, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
mags lived long enough to see her daughter publicly eat roo nuts and wazz on the ground on national television; hopefully the ignominy hung over those final years of her sorry fucking life
― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, April 8, 2013 10:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― brimstead, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
not britisher (though tbf the show in question is)
― Im am... gobsacked (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
Can this suck up your sads? [Started by msspppp in May 2013, last updated 22 seconds ago on
haven't opened this one
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mmOSI8q8Vpw/UMb8z2CHeSI/AAAAAAAACNY/r7CqCNCTvGA/s1600/Carry+On+X-Men.jpgcan a choice britisher explain plz
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
I am not a choice Bristisher but I can, I think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carry_On_%28film_series%29
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
ah, i thought it was more complicated than a quick google. go figure.
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
It's an *hilarious* reimagining of the x-men cast as portrayed by Carry On film regulars. Or something like that.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
lol I wish I had to use Google to find out about Carry On movies.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link
your whole LIFE is a carry on movie am i right??
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
Jeez, they really made Destro look like a dark.
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
DORK! Jesus Christ...
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
hey, the Carry On movies were mostly great
― The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
I think it's something you really had to grow up with maybe.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
To really get.
choice incomprehensible comedy styles
― scott seward, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
Classic tbf
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link
Babs windsor twatting all and sundry from thirty feet with a spang of her pressurised over the shoulder boulder holder guv saucy
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
ack ack ack
― terbil truths (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link
now look here
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
i guess that's kenneth connor as professor x? miscasting, imho. and poor old joan sims.
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link
yeah, was gonna say whoever drew Joan Sims obv hates her, and it took me forever to work out who the baldy professor guy was supposed to be
― The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
Nah thats just cos hes tiny tbh its p spottable
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link
Sorry I know loads about Carry On and shitloads about X-Men, where is Kenneth Connor and who is the guy at the back flexing his muscles?
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
Oops I mean to say I know shitloads about Carry on and fuck all about X-Men!
guy at back flexing his muscles is called colossus, so yeah, bernie b is the obv choice for that character (wld also give him the chance to do a russian accent)
we think kenneth connor is the bald guy in the wheelchair (aka professor x)
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
Kenneth Connor is the hairy blue guy on the left isn't he?
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
nah that's peter butterworth as the beast (again, miscasting imho - kelsey grammar played the character in the movie, which is much closer to the comic bk version)
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
Always hated Peter Butterworth
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
Kenneth connor v obv in wheelchair
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
He is calling on his marras to twat some radge basket in Bournemouth ? That is what I could surmise before I give up reading!
― xelab, Saturday, March 21, 2015 4:13 PM
― sleeve, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
that is almost a perfect example
― imago, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
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― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link