I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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Lol.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i prefer the term 'tweety' for vagina, thx

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link

'crumpet'

James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

it's been more than a month? i've been BUSY.

SO MANY DICKS IN MY MOUTH.

MY NIPPLES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF.

I'M IN LOVE.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:52 (twelve years ago) link

<3

i think

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:27 (twelve years ago) link

you should get the nipple thing checked

naches supreme (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

well, i'm in love with this boy who is really really into my nipples. i've never had to scream 'mercy' during sex, and the other night, he was working the nips so hard i had to. i mean, i like it. a lot. but they're tender to the touch for days after we see each other....

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

I really can't stand having my nipples played with (although I do appreciate more incidental touch).

jho'sh? "ice cr?m" jackson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

i really can't stand having my nipples nearly bitten off

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

i don't like when dudes are rough with it

naches supreme (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

oh. well, more TMI: as i've gotten more 'experienced,' i've found that the things that set me off are less than vanilla. in other words: smack my ass, pull my hair, twist/bite my nipples, nibble my ears...and fucking kiss me. no BJ does the work that those things do, for me at least.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Tabes, is either him or you into nipple clamps?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

table's enthusiasm kinda makes me want to cuteselsior him but that would not work out well.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

christine, i'd be into it. we don't have a pair, but given his propensity for jacking things (ie- lifting goods from stores), i'm sure that sitch could be worked out.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

I like having my nips nearly bitten off. Nipples are really tough - I've bitten others' so hard that I was genuinely worried that I would come away with nip in my mouth.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

board description

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

Man AA, I feel weird that you've read both of my last couple of posts. I need to shape up and post nicely for a while.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

haha it's cool

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

One of the only things I can contribute to this thread: I've bled from a nip.

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

Due to sexual acts or from chafing during running?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

I don't respond well to more than delicate aureolar pressure.

I'M IN LOVE.

is it Wednesday again?

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

I never run.

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

So either this was a sexual injury or you were reenacting the scene from Jackass with the cayman.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I sort of wish it had been the latter. But no, someone just clamped down too hard.

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

morbz, i haven't said 'i'm in love' on any board since...uh...well, last year? just sayin', can't make digs at me if you can't back them up.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Morbs' digs are not related to facts; often they're not even related to the context in which they're stated.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

Actually sorta surprising that the dig didn't include ludicrous false equivalencies re Bam, Madeline Albright, strident lesbians liberal youth, and members of the Bush administration.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

i read it as an affectionate jab?

naches supreme (donna rouge), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

affectionate jabs only work if there's some element of truth to them. my carefree 'let's fuck' nature has nothing to do with how much i'm in love with this boy.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, even though our relationship started that way ;)

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

TWO WORDS: ROAD HEAD. i don't think i've ever done something so incredibly hot and incredibly dangerous. (i was driving).

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

wait - you've shit on a guy's face for money but had never received road head?

and you are a part of everything and everything is like melting (ytth), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

^^ new board description

semi-ironic 'faggot' (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

Next is road scat.

Jesse, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

tabes, every time I turn around it's breakfast... I thought it was earlier this year you were maybe moving to Brooklyn for somebody, maybe it was 2010. You just declare love a lot compared to my rate (ie, not so far).

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

oh morbz, but the world is DYNAMIC and everything is always changing, including our emotions.

brooklyn is not in the cards for the near future, btw.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm not into twinks and I'm not into incest, but.....

http://dlisted.com/files/biebertat1.jpg

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

Ewww.

third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

But, hey, I've been contemplating finding the wannabe-hipster Jonas brother hot lately.

third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

I do have a history with guys like Daddy Beebz, so I guess that makes sense.

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

He just looks like he'd be dirty.

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

This is the split collar weight I was talking about

http://www.ruland.com/images/Collars_group_wQC.jpg

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Thursday, 28 July 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

LOL at this ad on xtube

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6467/ilex.jpg

jed_, Friday, 19 August 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

Image removed. What was it ?

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Friday, 19 August 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

Picture of dudes fucking with "I LOVE EVERYTHING" as the title.

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 19 August 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

haha

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 August 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sounding: C/D?

Table, I'd imagine you've tried this, right?

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know what that is.

hey, I went to the Gay Bar wearing a baseball t shirt with an anthropomorphic CRAB on it.

and yet, I found, the resident Hot Mess asking me "When's the last time you had a blowjob?"

and 5 minutes later, he was giving me one.

you never know.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 September 2011 08:26 (twelve years ago) link

Nice!

The-Dreams That Money Can Buy (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 3 September 2011 08:49 (twelve years ago) link

Haha "resident Hot Mess." Actual audible chuckle.

Sounding is formerly a medical procedure in which the urethra is sounded with a steel probe. It was a treatment for the clap, and actually now that I think of it, it is still a treatment for constricted urethras.

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Saturday, 3 September 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link


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