, which means little pea

OK, revised:

"van persie is out for the season"
About 8,550 results (0.24 seconds)

"rooney is out for the season"
4 results (0.24 seconds)

"torres is out for the season"
About 21,100 results (0.21 seconds)

"fabregas is out for the season"
About 11,400 results (0.24 seconds)

No results found for "bergkamp is out for the season".

"fell theatrically to the floor"
About 742 results (0.27 seconds)

First page of results is all footballers: de Rossi, Bilic, Simeone, Robben...

"went down like a sack of spuds"
About 44,700 results (0.35 seconds)

As many boxing as football references. First football hit is Karl Henry moaning about Arsenal.

"player who can produce a bit of magic"
About 64 results (0.24 seconds)

"players who can produce a bit of magic"
About 1,260 results (0.17 seconds)

similarly

"a bit of magic in the final third"

About 1,770 results (0.24 seconds)

"a little bit of monica by my side"
About 1,370 results (0.29 seconds)

"moment of magic"
About 9,780 results (0.19 seconds)

No results found for "a little bit of rita in the final third".

No results found for "you don't often hear white hart lane this quiet on a european night".

"gomes howler"
Cost us 30065452984 results

Sadly both hits for "that lady bit of luck" are me quoting Yogi Hughes on the SPL thread.

"lady bit of luck" gives four results - one for you and three from Hearts messageboards laughing at him. I'm sure the word little was in there somewhere though, but "lady little bit of luck" (which is how I remember it) doesn't give me anything.

Found it! Interview link, about 35 seconds in, "bit..lady bit of luck". Still an amazing interview, btw.

bit.ly of luck*

*a rickroll

Oops, I never put the link in, did i?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/hibernian/9026679.stm

luck be a lady bit of luck (tonight)

May all your lady-bits be lucky.

wenger+"touchline bust-up"

About 23,100 results (0.18 seconds)

"former everton man rooney"
About 1,140 results (0.19 seconds)

nult w/ #1 result

arsene "mental strength"
About 134,000 results (0.23 seconds)

"were left to rue their profligacy"
About 4,130 results (0.22 seconds)

were left to rue their fucking profligacy

"left with a mountain to climb"
About 94,200 results (0.24 seconds)

"left themselves with a mountain to climb"
About 9,720 results (0.23 seconds)

^^ nice mental image?

"hit him in the midriff"
About 81,900 results (0.09 seconds)

"straight down the keeper's throat"
About 475,000 results (0.25 seconds)

"hit him in the midrift"
About 511 results (0.22 seconds)

"not being funny or anything but at the end of the day"

1 result (0.26 seconds)
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BBC - 1Xtra TX - Does rap promote guns?
20 Sep 2006 ... Not being funny or anything but at the end of the day if these people are easily influenced by some innocent hip hop Then what do they do ...
www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/tx/cameron_rap.shtml - Cached - Similar

"highest paid player in the club's history"
About 47,600 results (0.27 seconds)

in order: Pienaar, Nasri, Rooney, Llorente, Arteta, Ebanks-Blake, Driver, Henry (at West Ham), Carbone (hurrah!), Fabregas, and Paddy Purcell of Glenwood Rovers which I'd like to believe is a real team

"squad lacks depth"
About 27,600 results (0.23 seconds)

Most of the results on the front page are about Chelsea, which I find a bit odd.

"plenty of strength in depth"
About 13,700 results (0.24 seconds)

1 Chelsea
2 City
3 Glenavon u16s.

ha

wait is pienaar the highest for us?

there's a phrase u can search to find out

go on?

He could well be (who else? Vdv?) but that reference is for Everton, Arteta threatening to eclipse him a few hits further on

i'd imagine it'll be berbatov tbh, tho vdv is a good shout

Notorious spendthrifts Everton & Arsenal dominating that list

No 8. Gareth Barry (28), Manchester City; £120,000: Aston Villa accepted £12 million for club captain in June 2009 after 12 years at Villa Park. Barry doubled his salary, saying that City's "ambition" won him ove

brutal zing

g bale btw, apparently 100k pw jist noo

"he knows where the net is"
About 197,000 results (0.19 seconds)

http://www.3pmkickoff.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/g/e/genf08.png

"foot like a traction engine"
About 59,100 results (0.32 seconds)

"that was liquid football"
About 24,000 results (0.24 seconds)

"football pie all over his shirt"
About 6,190 results (0.28 seconds)

"out of chicken balti pies"
About 26 results (0.13 seconds)

"keystone cops defending"
About 8,560 results (0.20 seconds)

"bundles the ball over the line"
About 4,340 results (0.06 seconds)

that's pretty legit though i guess

"perfect header from crouch"
6 results (0.25 seconds)

No results found for "decent header from crouch".

"shit header from crouch"
3 results (0.14 seconds)

"peter crouch is useless"
About 1,410 results (0.09 seconds)