DRUNK

Roughly 5% of those in the U.S. admitted to heavy drinking, defined by the CDC as men having more than two drinks a day and women having more than one, and a full 15% binge drink, meaning that men have had five or more drinks at a time on one or more occasions and women have had four or more.

what a disaster to everyone i have ever ever known

look i'm trying to cherish the single piece of notoriety my hometown has ever enjoyed except for that one time everclear almost played there

they prob cancelled because you people would have drank them

probably on more than one occasion

they ended up playing on the other side of the island and for an entire day the town was eerily empty of high schoolers because they were all over there seeing everclear, even if they did not actually care about everclear

i would not be surprised at all if some of the girls had four or more drinks

also once "Tom MySpace" showed up and hosted some kind of warehouse party and all the girls disappeared to that too, which was frankly kind of creepy and unsettling

i myself contributed to our ranking by throwing up, once, on my mother's realtor's vietnamese exchange student's visitation papers, which thankfully were laminated

what the fuck yall

http://i.imgur.com/PLIKA.gif

i'm sober tho

sad 4 u

went to a house show, just got home sweaty and tipped and smilin

good night

\(^o^)/

fuck shows that end at 12 but whatever

it was damn fine

breakdowns and loud guitars and nobody frowned on me for my classy flask

plus i just ate a breadstick

fuck yeah

i'm pro all of that but especially the breadstick

also phonetalked out some things with an old tx friend

that was good

but i do miss texas a lil bit

mainly the punk bars in austin and the wide wide spaces out west

call me city boy til i get to a flatland i can see 30 miles deep in

\(^o^)/

also i tore my jeans!!! i love these jeans

i don't understand

how this happened

they fit

so good

sew them

don't give up!!!

unless they can be easily replaced, then maybe buy a new pair

i mean they are size 7 girljeans i got at the thrift two years ago for you know

10 dollars or whatever

its no huge thing

its just like come on now

I mean

Feel u hoos

I HAVE HAD ALL THE BEERS

REAL SHIT

i will prob hate myself in 6 hours or whatever when its workstime but I HAGE HAD THE BEERS

I feel like I just took a Mike Tyson uppercut to the brain

i will prob hate myself in 6 hours or whatever when its workstime but I HAGE HAD THE BEERS

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, May 4, 2012 5:23 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

fyi

you know the summer always brought in
that wild and reckless breeze

hey

whoops some wine on the ol' t-shirtthere

eh

watching lifetime movie network

damn mookie that's ice cold

nah i was questioning whether i am drunk enough to warrant posting, sorry

that's a load off

For the premier of Pinocchio, Disney hired 11 little people to dress like puppets and wave to kids - They got drunk and ran around naked.

— Fact (@faccccct) May 30, 2017

'hey kids look i'm a real boy ahahahaha *barf*'

finally a worthwhile reason for all this "live action" remake shit to exist

We all want a love bizarrrr

<3

I'm drunk! I was actually a little afraid my tolerance had gotten too high!

Oh hi!

Yeah, I've been drinking. Because the men I find attractive want NOTHING to do with me, and I have to do SOMETHING if I'm not to turn violent.

Oh yeah, I have the same issue but with women. Cheers

Hai