I've been considering home tattoo removal for years, and more seriously of late. A friend is getting one of hers lasered off, and it's very painful, so I think my home methods on this small tattoo would be no worse. Considering buying chemical peel ingredients off of Amazon and also some abrasion...
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
The Skinbridges of Madison County
― Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Friday, 25 March 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like freddy krueger's cock!
― homosexual II, Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
not clicking on wiki link
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i live for cock, and some of those dicks i wouldn't get near.
― bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 March 2011 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link
It's really, really not bad. My ex's dingaling was almost identical to the wikipedia one and I didn't even notice at first.
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Sunday, 27 March 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
jesse, please just don't ever use the term 'dingaling' ever, ever again. it's like calling a vagina 'cha-cha.'
― bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
notice that i used three 'ever's in that first sentence. i mean business.
Haha. I know that! I was using that term for ridiculousness. I also considered "peepee."
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link
"I SAID VAGINA HEELS! BLACK ONES!"
― mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Lol.
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i prefer the term 'tweety' for vagina, thx
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link
'crumpet'
― James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
it's been more than a month? i've been BUSY.
SO MANY DICKS IN MY MOUTH.
MY NIPPLES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF.
I'M IN LOVE.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
i think
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link
you should get the nipple thing checked
― naches supreme (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
well, i'm in love with this boy who is really really into my nipples. i've never had to scream 'mercy' during sex, and the other night, he was working the nips so hard i had to. i mean, i like it. a lot. but they're tender to the touch for days after we see each other....
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I really can't stand having my nipples played with (although I do appreciate more incidental touch).
― jho'sh? "ice cr?m" jackson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i really can't stand having my nipples nearly bitten off
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't like when dudes are rough with it
― naches supreme (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link
oh. well, more TMI: as i've gotten more 'experienced,' i've found that the things that set me off are less than vanilla. in other words: smack my ass, pull my hair, twist/bite my nipples, nibble my ears...and fucking kiss me. no BJ does the work that those things do, for me at least.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Tabes, is either him or you into nipple clamps?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
table's enthusiasm kinda makes me want to cuteselsior him but that would not work out well.
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
christine, i'd be into it. we don't have a pair, but given his propensity for jacking things (ie- lifting goods from stores), i'm sure that sitch could be worked out.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I like having my nips nearly bitten off. Nipples are really tough - I've bitten others' so hard that I was genuinely worried that I would come away with nip in my mouth.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
board description
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Man AA, I feel weird that you've read both of my last couple of posts. I need to shape up and post nicely for a while.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
haha it's cool
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
One of the only things I can contribute to this thread: I've bled from a nip.
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Due to sexual acts or from chafing during running?
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't respond well to more than delicate aureolar pressure.
is it Wednesday again?
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
I never run.
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
So either this was a sexual injury or you were reenacting the scene from Jackass with the cayman.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, I sort of wish it had been the latter. But no, someone just clamped down too hard.
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
morbz, i haven't said 'i'm in love' on any board since...uh...well, last year? just sayin', can't make digs at me if you can't back them up.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Morbs' digs are not related to facts; often they're not even related to the context in which they're stated.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Actually sorta surprising that the dig didn't include ludicrous false equivalencies re Bam, Madeline Albright, strident lesbians liberal youth, and members of the Bush administration.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
i read it as an affectionate jab?
― naches supreme (donna rouge), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
affectionate jabs only work if there's some element of truth to them. my carefree 'let's fuck' nature has nothing to do with how much i'm in love with this boy.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean, even though our relationship started that way ;)
TWO WORDS: ROAD HEAD. i don't think i've ever done something so incredibly hot and incredibly dangerous. (i was driving).
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
wait - you've shit on a guy's face for money but had never received road head?
― and you are a part of everything and everything is like melting (ytth), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ new board description
― semi-ironic 'faggot' (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Next is road scat.
― Jesse, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
tabes, every time I turn around it's breakfast... I thought it was earlier this year you were maybe moving to Brooklyn for somebody, maybe it was 2010. You just declare love a lot compared to my rate (ie, not so far).
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link
oh morbz, but the world is DYNAMIC and everything is always changing, including our emotions.
brooklyn is not in the cards for the near future, btw.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not into twinks and I'm not into incest, but.....
http://dlisted.com/files/biebertat1.jpg
― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Ewww.
― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
But, hey, I've been contemplating finding the wannabe-hipster Jonas brother hot lately.
― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I do have a history with guys like Daddy Beebz, so I guess that makes sense.
― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link