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it's a date, not marriage. sheesh, getting ahead of yourself. buy us a drink first! xp

Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Nah, I'm just channeling my inner polygamist slut.

Fixed.

Barkeep! A drink for the whole thread and keep'em coming.

Michael White, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

c: seems like he'd be a generous love
d: too much cock, not enough vag

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link

r: parties
s: too bony

Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

r: drummer
s: too Jewish

Laurel, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i've got no more bones than the next person!

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh bullshit.

luna, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Um, not to ck - I do believe you have exactly the required number of bones, no more or less.

luna, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ Laurel

Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

:) cute/hot in a manic sorta way; is in band
:( would have to fight off pantie-throwing groupies for his attention

Rubyredd, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

r: v. pretty
s: far away, would have to fight molesting restaurateurs

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link

f: seems like would be awesome drinking companion
s: has pardner already ;_;

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link

wait... f? I meant r

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link

clearly you are just a big gay engineer who thinks of things only in terms of "fabulous" and "sub-optimal"

El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Awesome.

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link

f: is fabulous
s: may secretly think she's sub-optional

Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

fab: you rule and your comics rule and you are awesome
sub(culture): now I am just being silly

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha, I actually meant to say 'sub-optimal.' My language is kind of languishing.

Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Well I am sub optional. MEANING TEHRE IS NO OPTION BUT THE AWESOME THAT IS I.

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Note to self: stop drinking coffee.

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link

c: is great, kind person, to chat with
d: two goths together compound the emoness

remy bean, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:38 (sixteen years ago) link

(ex-goths)

remy bean, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Its funny because its true =)

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh and

c: hott, talented, love the way he thinks
d: ... none I can think of tbh

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:52 (sixteen years ago) link

c: fun person, likes games, laughs at same weirdness
d: lives on opposite side of planet

kingfish, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:54 (sixteen years ago) link

That is no obstacle: get a virtual room.

moley, Thursday, 11 October 2007 06:07 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost

c: funny and kind
d: would dress my dogs up in funny outfits

Misery, Thursday, 11 October 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

this "opposite side of the planet" thing DOES NOT COUNT!!! i'm moving half a world to be with someone i met on the interwebs!

Rubyredd, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

gross!

chaki, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Seriously??

nabisco, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Whoa!

Tuomas, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I take it you've met him outside the Internet too?

Tuomas, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I once was on a date with a girl who told me that some guy had flewn to from the US to Paris just to meet her, although they'd only exchanged messages on OKCupid before that. Dude must've been pretty desperate, or at least with a lot of extra cash.

Tuomas, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

An IM Infatuation Turned to Romance. Then the Truth Came Out.

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Though I didn't mean in any way to disparage your relationship Rubyredd, I'm sure it's on a firmer basis.

(x-post)

Tuomas, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link

oh of course

chaki, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

nabisco: SERIOUSLY
tuomas: NOPE
tuomas: yes, a very firm basis.
chaki: don't mock me. if things don't work out with this guy, i'm coming for you! ;)

sometimes you just KNOW things. and i know this guy. tell me all the horror stories you want, but i'm hardly some naive tender petal about to get my poor little heart crushed.

Rubyredd, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

She's moving to Oakland, guys = True love ;)

Michael White, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

if things don't work out with this guy, i'm coming for you! ;)

man I'm going to have to start trying this "gross!" line

El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yah if it doesnt work out in oakland im right across the bridge baby! oaktown is grosstown!

chaki, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki all rollin up on girls with foreign accents just telling them "gross!" and having a nonzero success rate

El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

clearly those of us on the east coast have no clues

El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm sure there are plenty of strong internet relationships happening where the couple has never met.

omar little, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

xp
c: I'm sure the sex is awesome after a big score
d: lovers tend to end up dead

milo z, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

west coast boys are pretty fine.

xxxpost

Rubyredd, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

c: nz accent
d: california wtf

dan m, Thursday, 11 October 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

c: has a wii
d: too tall

Jordan, Thursday, 11 October 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I applaud Ruby's risk-taking. More of us should be so brave.

Misery, Thursday, 11 October 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link


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